After photos popped up of Zac Efron and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens shopping for sex toys, his mom took it upon herself to buy little Zac a box of rubbers for Christmas. I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms. God love ‘em. Elle reports:
“My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop? ‘I was like, ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”
Wow. If my mom bought me a box of condoms for Christmas, I wouldn’t even know how to react. Besides asking “What? No hooker?” Because, honestly, that’s like buying someone a shower curtain, but no hooker to wrap it up with. – - I should write analogies for a living. Or get paid in hookers. I’m not picky.