Zac Efron’s mom bought him condoms for Christmas

March 6th, 2009 // 65 Comments

After photos popped up of Zac Efron and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens shopping for sex toys, his mom took it upon herself to buy little Zac a box of rubbers for Christmas. I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms. God love ‘em. Elle reports:

“My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop? ‘I was like, ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”

Wow. If my mom bought me a box of condoms for Christmas, I wouldn’t even know how to react. Besides asking “What? No hooker?” Because, honestly, that’s like buying someone a shower curtain, but no hooker to wrap it up with. – - I should write analogies for a living. Or get paid in hookers. I’m not picky.

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  1. ramona putz

    Zac’s mummy knows the score. There are other orifices that need protection.

  2. J

    Minority women don’t use birth control.

  3. ambidextrous handjob

    #16 Dixie, that’s why you have 13 STDs and counting. Public Health would like to have a word with you.

  4. simplicity

    What the hell is wrong with people..
    why would anyone think this pansy boy is attractive?
    Unless you’re in Jr High band or of the homosexual nature…
    (not that there’s anything wrong with that)..

    He looks like a dork
    and she’s ugly

  5. simplicity

    What the hell is wrong with people..
    why would anyone think this pansy boy is attractive?
    Unless you’re in Jr High band or of the homosexual nature…
    (not that there’s anything wrong with that)..

    He looks like a dork
    and she’s ugly

  6. sausauge mahoney

    Damn… I was hoping he’d get AIDS.

  7. dave ain't here, man

    She should have given the condoms to his father twenty years ago.

  8. Jonny

    lmfao @ 57 ^

  9. Me

    Z:”Mom where are my condoms?”

    M:”WTF WHY IS THAT CONDOM IS ON THE FLOOR?”

    ”I don’t know…”

  10. Me

    Z:”Mom where are my condoms?”

    M:”WTF WHY IS THAT CONDOM IS ON THE FLOOR?”

    ”I don’t know…”

  11. Commentator

    They are the Perfect Couple

  12. That is creepy, you gotta be super lame to have your mom buy you condoms. Its not moms foult, shes juts lookin out for you.

  13. 16 Dixie, that’s why you have 13 STDs and counting. Public Health would like to have a word with you.

  14. Zac and a cool mom you have there is that condoms will come in handy! You look very young and no doubt, women are red with desire.

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