After photos popped up of Zac Efron and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens shopping for sex toys, his mom took it upon herself to buy little Zac a box of rubbers for Christmas. I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms. God love ‘em. Elle reports:
“My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop? ‘I was like, ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”
Wow. If my mom bought me a box of condoms for Christmas, I wouldn’t even know how to react. Besides asking “What? No hooker?” Because, honestly, that’s like buying someone a shower curtain, but no hooker to wrap it up with. – - I should write analogies for a living. Or get paid in hookers. I’m not picky.
brooke | March 6, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I want to slap both of their soulless “we look the same in every fucking picture” expressions right off of their damn faces.
Ang | March 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm
That hat is really struggling to hold in the gay.
Dr. Phil | March 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Mom, if you really wanted to help little Zac, you should have bought him a big bottle of anti-tearing lubricant (silicone-based, not water-based). And, given the way most of his encounters likely finish, also a big box of mints.
Jeezy | March 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Yeah, ass condoms… GAY
mike | March 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
His eyes always look as if some type of thick salty irritant fluid recently spurted on them.
oh well... | March 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Zac is PRETTIER than Vanessa. period.
Rick | March 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm
In the unlikely event that he actually is having sex with Vanessa (without fainting), his mom should have bought him hedge trimmers.
Wendy | March 6, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Either they’re not having sex, or Vanessa’s ass is constantly sore, because Zac is exactly like all those “straight” commenters who love anuses.
Cheebus | March 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Who’s the chick in the hat??
M | March 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@1: haha yes!
efron is gonna be a stud when he’s 30.
Randal | March 6, 2009 at 3:50 pm
That’s a cool mom you have there Zac and those condoms must have come in handy! You’re a very good looking young man and no doubt, make the ladies blush with desire.
Randal
Matt | March 6, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Since when do fluffers need condoms?
le fag | March 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
he looks like that mushroom character from mario bros. and her head looks huuuuuge! saw the nudie pic of her, not impressive. they both look empty-headed.
Anexio | March 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Efron’s mom assumes her son has a cock that will actually regurgitate sperm into a woman’s vagina and would thus impregnate her.
A mother is supposed to know her son, I guess this one doesn’t.
Andrea | March 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
“So, Mom, I put this over the guy’s fist, right?”
Dixie | March 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
She’s on the pill. Most chicks have to go on the pill. The condoms are useless for them.
Tom Cruise | March 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
“regurgitate sperm” – I like the sound of that!!!
___ | March 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm
dude looks like a lady
vic | March 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm
So what if she’s on the pill? If they’re having sex, she’s playing russian roulette with that homo’s HIV squirter.
i hope he's 18.... | March 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm
cuz this guy is SERIOUSLY gorgeous. wow.
Frank N. Stein | March 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
She also left a pair of hedge clippers and a flashlight for Zac to find his way.
#16... ummmm | March 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#16, ever heard of a little thing called STDs? no so useless afterall. durr.
Arden | March 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Kudos to Mom. Shame on the supe for being such a bunch of douches that would rip on safe sex. Give me a break.
Arden | March 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Kudos to Mom. Shame on the supe for being such a bunch of douches that would rip on safe sex. Give me a break.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I think that since Zac is sooooo pretty, butt fucking him would not be considered gay. Unless you did a reach around. Then you cross the gay line.
zac's butt | March 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm
ewwwww minge
havoc | March 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Economy box. Size: XS
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lalala | March 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm
i thought he was jewish!!
Dixie | March 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
#22
After a couple commits to each other, the female usually has to go on the pill because most guys want to feel a warm wet pussy.
Weed | March 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I want a mom like his
tis tru | March 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
He forgot to mention the giant butt plug in the stocking as well.
Lowlands | March 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Who are these people!? And what are they doing here!? Please remove the post! Oh wait! Leave the girl for me!
Blah Girls | March 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Ewww TMI TMI!!!
Mike | March 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Mom is concerned about massive quantities of infected semen being pumped into his ass. “Here son, have your ‘friend’ put one of these on first.” “OK Mom, I will”.
Knowing that #29 posted the obvious, Zac gives in to his ‘friend’s’ claim of being DDF, and thus goes bareback.
Zac dies of complications due to AIDS.
The End.
Richard McBeef | March 6, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@34 – spot on. the prophecy.
datingnicepeople | March 6, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Hey rubbers are expensive. I give his mom lots of props for taking the iniative. You wouldn’t want any babies.
sauron | March 6, 2009 at 7:05 pm
If a man like me calls his wifey.She gotta be there within minutes.Is she here??
mikeock | March 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm
he’s prettier than Fergie.
R2-D2 | March 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm
He reminds me on an other robot.Is always in need of a polishjob! *shudder*
Nadeen | March 6, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Mom should buy him ” Tampex ” hehehehe
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timmy the dying boy | March 7, 2009 at 12:36 am
Here’s the really sad part — he thought they were balloons.
Tom K | March 7, 2009 at 12:44 am
So is this guy like the new jewish kyke version of Brad Pitt? Why do we continue to praise bad actors in shitty Disney programs?
Also I’m not gay but why is he prettier then his girlfriend or is it just me? lol
gerard Vandenberg | March 7, 2009 at 1:08 am
FAGGOTS ARE THE MAIN SUPPLIERS OF “AIDS”, folks!!
Jakey | March 7, 2009 at 10:21 am
“I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms.”
Wow.
Jakey | March 7, 2009 at 10:25 am
Well, I mean, maybe it’s a satirical exaggeration of dumbfuck statements like that, but you could have fooled me.
abc1ss | March 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm
He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M ” when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
1moreidiotintheworld | March 7, 2009 at 4:40 pm
his mom was just tired of douching his load out of her twat all the time…
TJ | March 8, 2009 at 6:02 am
Put a dress on him and call him Zelda, fer chrissakes.
ramona putz | March 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Zac’s mummy knows the score. There are other orifices that need protection.