After photos popped up of Zac Efron and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens shopping for sex toys, his mom took it upon herself to buy little Zac a box of rubbers for Christmas. I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms. God love ‘em. Elle reports:
“My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop? ‘I was like, ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”
Wow. If my mom bought me a box of condoms for Christmas, I wouldn’t even know how to react. Besides asking “What? No hooker?” Because, honestly, that’s like buying someone a shower curtain, but no hooker to wrap it up with. – - I should write analogies for a living. Or get paid in hookers. I’m not picky.
I want to slap both of their soulless “we look the same in every fucking picture” expressions right off of their damn faces.
That hat is really struggling to hold in the gay.
Mom, if you really wanted to help little Zac, you should have bought him a big bottle of anti-tearing lubricant (silicone-based, not water-based). And, given the way most of his encounters likely finish, also a big box of mints.
Yeah, ass condoms… GAY
His eyes always look as if some type of thick salty irritant fluid recently spurted on them.
Zac is PRETTIER than Vanessa. period.
In the unlikely event that he actually is having sex with Vanessa (without fainting), his mom should have bought him hedge trimmers.
Either they’re not having sex, or Vanessa’s ass is constantly sore, because Zac is exactly like all those “straight” commenters who love anuses.
Who’s the chick in the hat??
@1: haha yes!
efron is gonna be a stud when he’s 30.
That’s a cool mom you have there Zac and those condoms must have come in handy! You’re a very good looking young man and no doubt, make the ladies blush with desire.
Randal
Since when do fluffers need condoms?
he looks like that mushroom character from mario bros. and her head looks huuuuuge! saw the nudie pic of her, not impressive. they both look empty-headed.
Efron’s mom assumes her son has a cock that will actually regurgitate sperm into a woman’s vagina and would thus impregnate her.
A mother is supposed to know her son, I guess this one doesn’t.
“So, Mom, I put this over the guy’s fist, right?”
She’s on the pill. Most chicks have to go on the pill. The condoms are useless for them.
“regurgitate sperm” – I like the sound of that!!!
dude looks like a lady
So what if she’s on the pill? If they’re having sex, she’s playing russian roulette with that homo’s HIV squirter.
cuz this guy is SERIOUSLY gorgeous. wow.
She also left a pair of hedge clippers and a flashlight for Zac to find his way.
#16, ever heard of a little thing called STDs? no so useless afterall. durr.
Kudos to Mom. Shame on the supe for being such a bunch of douches that would rip on safe sex. Give me a break.
Kudos to Mom. Shame on the supe for being such a bunch of douches that would rip on safe sex. Give me a break.
I think that since Zac is sooooo pretty, butt fucking him would not be considered gay. Unless you did a reach around. Then you cross the gay line.
ewwwww minge
Economy box. Size: XS
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i thought he was jewish!!
#22
After a couple commits to each other, the female usually has to go on the pill because most guys want to feel a warm wet pussy.
I want a mom like his
He forgot to mention the giant butt plug in the stocking as well.
Who are these people!? And what are they doing here!? Please remove the post! Oh wait! Leave the girl for me!
Ewww TMI TMI!!!
Mom is concerned about massive quantities of infected semen being pumped into his ass. “Here son, have your ‘friend’ put one of these on first.” “OK Mom, I will”.
Knowing that #29 posted the obvious, Zac gives in to his ‘friend’s’ claim of being DDF, and thus goes bareback.
Zac dies of complications due to AIDS.
The End.
@34 – spot on. the prophecy.
Hey rubbers are expensive. I give his mom lots of props for taking the iniative. You wouldn’t want any babies.
If a man like me calls his wifey.She gotta be there within minutes.Is she here??
he’s prettier than Fergie.
He reminds me on an other robot.Is always in need of a polishjob! *shudder*
Mom should buy him ” Tampex ” hehehehe
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Here’s the really sad part — he thought they were balloons.
So is this guy like the new jewish kyke version of Brad Pitt? Why do we continue to praise bad actors in shitty Disney programs?
Also I’m not gay but why is he prettier then his girlfriend or is it just me? lol
FAGGOTS ARE THE MAIN SUPPLIERS OF “AIDS”, folks!!
“I guess she forgot Vanessa Hudgens has a vagina, but ha ha, moms.”
Wow.
Well, I mean, maybe it’s a satirical exaggeration of dumbfuck statements like that, but you could have fooled me.
He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M ” when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
his mom was just tired of douching his load out of her twat all the time…
Put a dress on him and call him Zelda, fer chrissakes.
Zac’s mummy knows the score. There are other orifices that need protection.