Zac Efron needs to be a man

December 5th, 2007 // 111 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens wants Zac Efron to stop being a pansy. She’s getting tired of his pretty boy antics and basically wants Zac to grow a pair, according to the latest issue of Star magazine:

“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”

Zac apparently got his panties in a bunch last month and almost bailed on a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister:

“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”

For a low weekly fee of $50,000, I’ll give Zac Efron lessons in being a man. My 100-week course will cover such manly topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can buy lap dances? Beer as part of a balanced breakfast. Tuning out your significant other so you can concentrate on a TV show you don’t even want to watch. And, of course, smoking a cigar while driving a tank. At the end, Zac Efron will be so rugged he’ll never whine about a pimple again – because it’ll be hidden under his beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness.

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  1. i think zac is cool

  2. jason

    look at them… so close and happy that a lot of men and women from sugarmommymeet.com admire them and said if only they can make a family like them.

  3. Barbie

    omg…let him freak out once and a while! they should break up!

  4. Charmedone

    All of you are just hating!!!
    Guys you know you want Vanessa Hudgens even if she is a little bitchy
    and girls you know that Zac Efron is a hottie but he can be a little sissy

  5. jason

    HEY JASON THIS IS THE REAL JASON AND DONT GO ROUND SAYING
    GAY SHIT LIKE VANESSA AND ZAC MAKE A CUTE COUPPLE……

    COS HES A *FUCKING* PANZY ASS BITCH!!!! FFS

    u bring shame to my name
    =::.(

  6. Jennifer Jason Leigh

    I think Zac needs to date a man.

  7. Cassy: Nice Job Zac on not wanting to have sex until married

    i read it that vanessa wants to on this site but who said its true

    Jessy: just have sex with her

    Cassy: my defence i am not Jessy!

  8. Cassy: Nice Job Zac on not wanting to have sex until married

    i read it that vanessa wants to on this site but who said its true

    Jessy: just have sex with her

    Cassy: my defence i am not Jessy!

  9. Abi

    Jennifer, he already IS dating a man.

  10. Zac Efron is a man !i like him.my friends says there are so many sex photos about him in kissinterracial.com.if you like him,too.maybe you can have a look!my firends find her man in that web.she says it is really a good web to make friends! is he and Vanessa Hudgens are interracial dating ?

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