Vanessa Hudgens wants Zac Efron to stop being a pansy. She’s getting tired of his pretty boy antics and basically wants Zac to grow a pair, according to the latest issue of Star magazine:
“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”
Zac apparently got his panties in a bunch last month and almost bailed on a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister:
“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”
For a low weekly fee of $50,000, I’ll give Zac Efron lessons in being a man. My 100-week course will cover such manly topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can buy lap dances? Beer as part of a balanced breakfast. Tuning out your significant other so you can concentrate on a TV show you don’t even want to watch. And, of course, smoking a cigar while driving a tank. At the end, Zac Efron will be so rugged he’ll never whine about a pimple again – because it’ll be hidden under his beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness.
I don’t know if he NEEDS to be a man.
He is clearly a fag and is free to join those ranks… or the rank of womanhood.
He’s not even pretty. Just creepy and delicate.
Wow! They really need to http://do1t.net
He looks like such a douche.
Eeeew, what a fag. His seriously needs a hair cut.
This bitch is looking more and more like Jared Leto every day.
Did he used to be a male model, because he sure has all the poses down. He needs to add the looking at your watch pose to his repertoire. He is too pretty for that skanky girlfriend.
Whats up with you guys? He ith tho cute, it makth me need to finger my puffy pink ath lipth and thtroke my thtifff wittle weenie!
Oh… and yeah… someone needs to tell him he has acne.
Then watch him ache and fret in front of the nearest mirror.
Wait! I’m a fag. We don’t want him.
A transvestite, maybe. I can see that.
#5
I was thinking he’s trying to be Jared Leto but even gayer.
In other news, I would hit Vanessa faster and harder than BritBrit would hit the buffet table at a Cheetos party.
He needs to come out of the closet, not butch up. Butching up is for dykes…
#9,
We don’t want him either.
He’s no sissy, a fag maybe, but not a sissy. It takes a real man to to be a sissy.
The new system picture is fine,
when you are in the page, just click on the pictures on the right.
HE IS AND NEVER WILL BE A MAN!!
I’m really surprised this vanessa and asshole-zac are still together. Take it easy peopl, it’s only a mather of time before the CRASH comes!! I’m absolutely sure this sucker was born with PUSSIE. You want to be a man? Go to jail and live there for about a year. I bet when you’re coming out again, YOU’RE GLAD TO BE A MAN!!
I think the first few weeks you only want to fuck vanessa!!
TT: Amen!
Now there you have it, he keeps claiming he’s straight ’cause no one else will take him. Poor thing.
You should see him when he gets his period…
He can try being a lesbian, he’s got the looks for it. If he was, they would be an adorable couple, and he could even be “the butch one”
Lets see how he likes a bucket of grease thrown on his face.
How does she not get that her “man” is a Homo
He doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying his time with his hot little piece.
I’m live 45 minutes away from San Luis Obispo, where this guy is from, and let me tell you, they all look like him…ready to bust out in song with GAY.
He looks so great. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
Aaaaahhh… to be a beard at so tender an age…
I think she’s white version of Tatiana Ali.
I revoke my last statement. I just feel like a total douche promoting a site in the comments section.
My vagina itches. I think it might be from the guy I met at millionairefriends.com
21 – you suck
#23 – Mr Landers, your link continues to make me weep tears of joy. You’re a good man… a good, good man.
I don’t think he’s attractive at all. like she said, he looks like a pussy (and obviously is one).
My penis is so confused looking at him.
fish,
what’s with the moving all the shit around? why don’t you just leave the articles in the same place?
SHIT!
What a dainty little flower.
TT, Sebastian, Rich…y’all are too funny.
He needs…a man.
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Oh what I wouldn’t give for a high powered rifle, a grassy knoll and an open theater presentation of High School Musical.
Zack looks perfect. If Zack drops his pants and holds his ankles I’ll give him a real man lesson in poop packing. again and again and again and again…..
he’s a disgusting contrived, eyebrow waxing, facial having, moisturizer and make-up wearing, blowjobs from boys getting, faegele if I ever saw one.
Lee Harvey Shallo Val…
36 – Yer darn tootin’.
If he’s struggling with his inner homo, one look at Vanessa’s pubic jungle should scare him right into the anus of another man. I mean, arms. Well, either one.
I think that the Zack is incapable of being a man! It’s one thing to be gay – but when you top that with just being a pussy – it’s a lost cause.
What a little-shit-faggot Zacharious is. Teenage girl’s are fucking retarded. You know it’s true. I wonder what Vanessa’s bear father thinks of Efron? I bet Vanessa-dad would fuck the shit out of the little tyke. Bear-man fucks child! Headline.
Wait that chicks a dude? Ewww
The look in his eyes really says “I’m going to stalk and eat you”
@ 33:
Fucking hilarious!
You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ Poor Zack is that girl..
That chick is a dude
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Fish, he’s not man enough to wear panties, diapers yes, panties no.
It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.
Yeah, veggi #43, and that guy is Tom Cruise. Except he wasn’t drunk, and had no regrets. In fact, he liked it so much, he went out and got a matching haircut.
I really admire a chap who keeps himself clean. I’d adopt him anyday!
I grew a pair. They’re on my chest.
Drop the ho, Zac. If she really loved you she wouldn’t ask you to change.. whatever it is that you are.