Vanessa Hudgens wants Zac Efron to stop being a pansy. She’s getting tired of his pretty boy antics and basically wants Zac to grow a pair, according to the latest issue of Star magazine:
“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”
Zac apparently got his panties in a bunch last month and almost bailed on a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister:
“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”
For a low weekly fee of $50,000, I’ll give Zac Efron lessons in being a man. My 100-week course will cover such manly topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can buy lap dances? Beer as part of a balanced breakfast. Tuning out your significant other so you can concentrate on a TV show you don’t even want to watch. And, of course, smoking a cigar while driving a tank. At the end, Zac Efron will be so rugged he’ll never whine about a pimple again – because it’ll be hidden under his beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness.
fergernauster | December 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
I don’t know if he NEEDS to be a man.
He is clearly a fag and is free to join those ranks… or the rank of womanhood.
He’s not even pretty. Just creepy and delicate.
do1t | December 5, 2007 at 10:33 am
Wow! They really need to http://do1t.net
Erica | December 5, 2007 at 10:33 am
He looks like such a douche.
roastbeef | December 5, 2007 at 10:40 am
Eeeew, what a fag. His seriously needs a hair cut.
Phildo | December 5, 2007 at 10:41 am
This bitch is looking more and more like Jared Leto every day.
sam90 | December 5, 2007 at 10:43 am
Did he used to be a male model, because he sure has all the poses down. He needs to add the looking at your watch pose to his repertoire. He is too pretty for that skanky girlfriend.
NiceGuy | December 5, 2007 at 10:46 am
Whats up with you guys? He ith tho cute, it makth me need to finger my puffy pink ath lipth and thtroke my thtifff wittle weenie!
fergernauster | December 5, 2007 at 10:48 am
Oh… and yeah… someone needs to tell him he has acne.
Then watch him ache and fret in front of the nearest mirror.
Sebastián | December 5, 2007 at 10:48 am
Wait! I’m a fag. We don’t want him.
A transvestite, maybe. I can see that.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 5, 2007 at 10:49 am
#5
I was thinking he’s trying to be Jared Leto but even gayer.
In other news, I would hit Vanessa faster and harder than BritBrit would hit the buffet table at a Cheetos party.
Tinner | December 5, 2007 at 10:54 am
He needs to come out of the closet, not butch up. Butching up is for dykes…
Texas Tranny | December 5, 2007 at 10:56 am
#9,
We don’t want him either.
He’s no sissy, a fag maybe, but not a sissy. It takes a real man to to be a sissy.
dfsg | December 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
The new system picture is fine,
when you are in the page, just click on the pictures on the right.
gerard Vandenberg | December 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
HE IS AND NEVER WILL BE A MAN!!
I’m really surprised this vanessa and asshole-zac are still together. Take it easy peopl, it’s only a mather of time before the CRASH comes!! I’m absolutely sure this sucker was born with PUSSIE. You want to be a man? Go to jail and live there for about a year. I bet when you’re coming out again, YOU’RE GLAD TO BE A MAN!!
I think the first few weeks you only want to fuck vanessa!!
Sebastián | December 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
TT: Amen!
Now there you have it, he keeps claiming he’s straight ’cause no one else will take him. Poor thing.
BaconMessiah | December 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
You should see him when he gets his period…
Sebastián | December 5, 2007 at 11:08 am
He can try being a lesbian, he’s got the looks for it. If he was, they would be an adorable couple, and he could even be “the butch one”
Roflcer of the Lawl | December 5, 2007 at 11:11 am
Lets see how he likes a bucket of grease thrown on his face.
shanipie | December 5, 2007 at 11:12 am
How does she not get that her “man” is a Homo
Spongebob Gangsta | December 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
He doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying his time with his hot little piece.
I’m live 45 minutes away from San Luis Obispo, where this guy is from, and let me tell you, they all look like him…ready to bust out in song with GAY.
KIM | December 5, 2007 at 11:15 am
He looks so great. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
RichPort | December 5, 2007 at 11:18 am
Aaaaahhh… to be a beard at so tender an age…
Brock Landers | December 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
I think she’s white version of Tatiana Ali.
KIM | December 5, 2007 at 11:23 am
I revoke my last statement. I just feel like a total douche promoting a site in the comments section.
My vagina itches. I think it might be from the guy I met at millionairefriends.com
Sam Hain | December 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
21 – you suck
RichPort | December 5, 2007 at 11:25 am
#23 – Mr Landers, your link continues to make me weep tears of joy. You’re a good man… a good, good man.
lulu | December 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
I don’t think he’s attractive at all. like she said, he looks like a pussy (and obviously is one).
ManMan | December 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
My penis is so confused looking at him.
tired of scrolling | December 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
fish,
what’s with the moving all the shit around? why don’t you just leave the articles in the same place?
SHIT!
MindRiot | December 5, 2007 at 11:30 am
What a dainty little flower.
cowcat | December 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
TT, Sebastian, Rich…y’all are too funny.
John Travolta | December 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
He needs…a man.
(fixed)
Shallo Val | December 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
Oh what I wouldn’t give for a high powered rifle, a grassy knoll and an open theater presentation of High School Musical.
TomCruise | December 5, 2007 at 11:33 am
Zack looks perfect. If Zack drops his pants and holds his ankles I’ll give him a real man lesson in poop packing. again and again and again and again…..
Satanas | December 5, 2007 at 11:35 am
he’s a disgusting contrived, eyebrow waxing, facial having, moisturizer and make-up wearing, blowjobs from boys getting, faegele if I ever saw one.
RichPort | December 5, 2007 at 11:35 am
Lee Harvey Shallo Val…
Shallow Scowling Val | December 5, 2007 at 11:37 am
36 – Yer darn tootin’.
ur no RP | December 5, 2007 at 11:38 am
If he’s struggling with his inner homo, one look at Vanessa’s pubic jungle should scare him right into the anus of another man. I mean, arms. Well, either one.
LewdMan | December 5, 2007 at 11:38 am
I think that the Zack is incapable of being a man! It’s one thing to be gay – but when you top that with just being a pussy – it’s a lost cause.
D. Richards | December 5, 2007 at 11:41 am
What a little-shit-faggot Zacharious is. Teenage girl’s are fucking retarded. You know it’s true. I wonder what Vanessa’s bear father thinks of Efron? I bet Vanessa-dad would fuck the shit out of the little tyke. Bear-man fucks child! Headline.
Serial Cannibal | December 5, 2007 at 11:42 am
Wait that chicks a dude? Ewww
The look in his eyes really says “I’m going to stalk and eat you”
Miss Anthrope | December 5, 2007 at 11:43 am
@ 33:
Fucking hilarious!
veggi | December 5, 2007 at 11:45 am
You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ Poor Zack is that girl..
proteon | December 5, 2007 at 11:48 am
That chick is a dude
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Texas Tranny | December 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Fish, he’s not man enough to wear panties, diapers yes, panties no.
It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.
PunkA | December 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Yeah, veggi #43, and that guy is Tom Cruise. Except he wasn’t drunk, and had no regrets. In fact, he liked it so much, he went out and got a matching haircut.
Jewel | December 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I really admire a chap who keeps himself clean. I’d adopt him anyday!
woodhorse | December 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I grew a pair. They’re on my chest.
Darnell | December 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Drop the ho, Zac. If she really loved you she wouldn’t ask you to change.. whatever it is that you are.