Zac Efron likes juice and crappy cars

August 24th, 2007 // 144 Comments

These are pics of the latest teen heart-throb Zac Efron leaving a juice bar and getting into his Oldsmobile. I’m not a 15-year-old girl, so this kid is completely off my radar. That being said, I do have an advanced degree in straight-male behavior which Zac Efron has demonstrated not a single iota of. See how I used the word “iota” back there? That makes my statement so full of fact it just impregnated your dad.

Photos: Splash

  1. starscanfrighten

    I don’t even know who this douchebag is.

  2. JoBOO



  3. RichPort

    Slow news day?

  4. megan


  5. blueberry

    He is cute!!!!!

  6. Fifth Stooge

    The Supefish guy is a regular Henny Youngman.

  7. Superevil

    Oh yeah, He smokes pole.

  8. Natty

    He drives an Oldsmobile Alero. Enough said.

  9. regicide

    Even though you used the word iota you still ended your sentence in a preposition.

  10. TF&LBJ

    Juice Bar? Fag.

  11. sane-o

    He’s the star of the most viewed tv show in basic cable history…..High School Musical 2.

    I have a tween daughter, so I know this stuff.

    Is he gay?

  12. Fifth Stooge

    Hey Fish, how about a funny write up about Kirsten Dunst being robbed in NYC?

    Or do you love her and can’t stand to see her hurting?

  13. Annie Fizzbang

    That hat? Douchebag.

  14. Hello My Name is Clovis and I'm an Alcoholic

    My Dad said the next time you impregnate him, he’s pressing charges for sure. He doesn’t care if you say iota or not.

  15. justplainconfused

    Somewhere, an organ grinder is wondering who stole his monkey’s hat.

  16. captainjazbo

    My daughter LOVES him. I just don’t have the heart to tell her he’s SO VERY gay. Besides, she’s only 5, so why ruin it for her?

  17. veggo

    I googled him and it gave me a list of Elton John songs……

  18. Katie

    Who the hell cares what kind of car he drives?

    And he isn’t gay.
    I think a lot of people feel threatened that he can sing very well and, at the same time, appeal to all ages.
    I’m sure that if he was out partying, drinking, and doing drugs (with a couple of DUI’s and MIP’s thrown in there) all night, you guys wouldn’t think he was ‘gay.’
    He is one of the FEW great role models for young kids out there, and people still try to bring him down.
    You people amaze me.

  19. TF&LBJ

    nice veggo…

    i actually read they named a butt-plug after him

  20. TF&LBJ

    Katie, does he make you wet? A real knee clencher for you, eh?

  21. Tits McGee

    GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

  22. I want some juice too…..damn

  23. starscanfrighten

    Oh, God. Can someone make Katie fucking go away? There’s always some PC cocksucker on here trying to ruin our fun.

  24. How come no one’s mentioned that creepy lookin hat???

  25. zuzuspetals

    David Cassidy was thousands and thousands of times more heart-throbby.
    They just don’t make ‘em like they used to.

  26. I always did hate this little fag

  27. starscanfrighten

    Hey, Katie -
    You’re absolutely fucking right. We’re trying to “bring him down.” ‘Cuz I’m sure he reads these comments. What the fuck were you expecting to find when you selected the “Comments” link below this guy’s picture? Were you expecting to read fucking fan mail? The site is called The Superficial, stupid. Do you read these comments so that you can write some fucking self-righteous, indignant comment in response to everyone else’s comments (which are most likely posted to be funny and not taken so seriously) and then walk away feeling superior? Get over yourself, idiot.

  28. WTF

    WTF is happening to his left arm in picture #2!?!?!?!

  29. theShizaan

    [pic #1] Is that an iPod in your pocket or are you GAY?

    Perhaps when he finally comes out of the closet he’ll upgrade from the Olds to the convertible Sebring.

  30. niner11

    what a homo

  31. Lovely

    He’s listining to coldplay

  32. BunnyButt

    Hey, my dad’s dead, so that makes you a necrophiliac, you perv!

    @8, I drive an Alero. What the hell does your comment mean?

  33. Maybe he is being a good kid and is getting his moms car washed and stopped to pick up a smoothy.

  34. lauren



  35. @33 Hey Bite Me!!! You feeling ok? You just put a positive spin on something!!!!

  36. Zac Efron pics in my link…

    I’m such a whore, I’m a guy you know… :P

  37. rosedoesn'tcare

    madtv’s version of high school musical was much better.

  38. Hayden Panettiere in FHM UK Edition for October 2007… click on criss :P

    test area :P [b]123[/b] 123

  39. Malffy Hernandes

    My children love this boy, I have no idea who he is but I want him burned at the stake I think about 60% of my paycheck goes to making him richer; he could at least have the decency to buy a nice car.

  40. Marina

    That Zac chick’s pretty.

  41. Tom

    She’s very pretty.

  42. Annie Rexia

    Move over Tom Cruise, there’s a new queen in town! 18? katie a.k.a Zac? We don’t give a fuck what you think, you lil’ rump ranger. My brother is gay, and he said when he Zac a week ago, and he STILL can’t get the gaydar to turn off.

  43. That Guy Next Door

    oldsmobile? what a shit car.

    you’d think he’d have better taste than that, fucking hell

  44. Annie Rexia

    P.S. 25? ‘Tweens aren’t into straight guys anymore. You can thank Perez for that.

  45. Becca

    okay there are 2 things wrong w/ this guy 1, i dont even own a tank top that girly & im a girl! & 2 im 15, & i dont think hes “cute” or “hot” or anything. hes the stupid star of a disney movie that the title gives away anything interesting that could POSSIBLY happen… but maybe the reason i dont like him is b/c i like straight guys. straight guys who ARENT gay pretending to be straight

  46. retro chica

    This guy gives me the creeps. Eww – he just makes me want to run and hide.

  47. Chi-wow-wow

    Who is this faegele? I’ve seen cuter toenail fungus. In my day, Leif Garrett was a teeen heartthrob. Actually he’s STILL cute, if you ignore the heroin addiction.

  48. ana

    HE IS SOOO HOT i love him and i am not 15 years old….

  49. Scat

    18 to katie

    You sound like I did when I was screaming for Menudo on TV at the age of 14.

    Ergo, you must be 14. Go to Perez Hilton, that’s more your speed.

  50. @48

    No. You are a forty-eight year old fag.

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