These are pics of the latest teen heart-throb Zac Efron leaving a juice bar and getting into his Oldsmobile. I’m not a 15-year-old girl, so this kid is completely off my radar. That being said, I do have an advanced degree in straight-male behavior which Zac Efron has demonstrated not a single iota of. See how I used the word “iota” back there? That makes my statement so full of fact it just impregnated your dad.
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starscanfrighten | August 24, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I don’t even know who this douchebag is.
JoBOO | August 24, 2007 at 12:01 pm
FIRST!!!
wHO THE F CARES ABOUT THIS GUY ANYWAY???
RichPort | August 24, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Slow news day?
megan | August 24, 2007 at 12:03 pm
FIRST BITCHES !!!
blueberry | August 24, 2007 at 12:03 pm
He is cute!!!!!
Fifth Stooge | August 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
The Supefish guy is a regular Henny Youngman.
Superevil | August 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Oh yeah, He smokes pole.
Natty | August 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
He drives an Oldsmobile Alero. Enough said.
regicide | August 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Even though you used the word iota you still ended your sentence in a preposition.
TF&LBJ | August 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Juice Bar? Fag.
sane-o | August 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
He’s the star of the most viewed tv show in basic cable history…..High School Musical 2.
I have a tween daughter, so I know this stuff.
Is he gay?
Fifth Stooge | August 24, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Hey Fish, how about a funny write up about Kirsten Dunst being robbed in NYC?
Or do you love her and can’t stand to see her hurting?
Annie Fizzbang | August 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm
That hat? Douchebag.
Hello My Name is Clovis and I'm an Alcoholic | August 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm
My Dad said the next time you impregnate him, he’s pressing charges for sure. He doesn’t care if you say iota or not.
justplainconfused | August 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Somewhere, an organ grinder is wondering who stole his monkey’s hat.
captainjazbo | August 24, 2007 at 12:15 pm
My daughter LOVES him. I just don’t have the heart to tell her he’s SO VERY gay. Besides, she’s only 5, so why ruin it for her?
veggo | August 24, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I googled him and it gave me a list of Elton John songs……
Katie | August 24, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Who the hell cares what kind of car he drives?
And he isn’t gay.
I think a lot of people feel threatened that he can sing very well and, at the same time, appeal to all ages.
I’m sure that if he was out partying, drinking, and doing drugs (with a couple of DUI’s and MIP’s thrown in there) all night, you guys wouldn’t think he was ‘gay.’
He is one of the FEW great role models for young kids out there, and people still try to bring him down.
You people amaze me.
TF&LBJ | August 24, 2007 at 12:18 pm
nice veggo…
i actually read they named a butt-plug after him
TF&LBJ | August 24, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Katie, does he make you wet? A real knee clencher for you, eh?
Tits McGee | August 24, 2007 at 12:20 pm
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
FRIST!!! | August 24, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I want some juice too…..damn
starscanfrighten | August 24, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Oh, God. Can someone make Katie fucking go away? There’s always some PC cocksucker on here trying to ruin our fun.
FRIST!!! | August 24, 2007 at 12:22 pm
How come no one’s mentioned that creepy lookin hat???
zuzuspetals | August 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm
David Cassidy was thousands and thousands of times more heart-throbby.
They just don’t make ‘em like they used to.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 24, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I always did hate this little fag
starscanfrighten | August 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Hey, Katie -
You’re absolutely fucking right. We’re trying to “bring him down.” ‘Cuz I’m sure he reads these comments. What the fuck were you expecting to find when you selected the “Comments” link below this guy’s picture? Were you expecting to read fucking fan mail? The site is called The Superficial, stupid. Do you read these comments so that you can write some fucking self-righteous, indignant comment in response to everyone else’s comments (which are most likely posted to be funny and not taken so seriously) and then walk away feeling superior? Get over yourself, idiot.
WTF | August 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
WTF is happening to his left arm in picture #2!?!?!?!
theShizaan | August 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
[pic #1] Is that an iPod in your pocket or are you GAY?
Perhaps when he finally comes out of the closet he’ll upgrade from the Olds to the convertible Sebring.
http://www.chrysler.com/shared/2007/sebring/gallery/enlarged/int/photo_01.jpg
niner11 | August 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
what a homo
Lovely | August 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
He’s listining to coldplay
BunnyButt | August 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Hey, my dad’s dead, so that makes you a necrophiliac, you perv!
@8, I drive an Alero. What the hell does your comment mean?
Bite Me! | August 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Maybe he is being a good kid and is getting his moms car washed and stopped to pick up a smoothy.
lauren | August 24, 2007 at 12:41 pm
ZAC EFRON IS GAY
ZAC EFRON IS GAY
FRIST!!! | August 24, 2007 at 12:53 pm
@33 Hey Bite Me!!! You feeling ok? You just put a positive spin on something!!!!
WTC!!!
criss | August 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Zac Efron pics in my link…
I’m such a whore, I’m a guy you know… :P
rosedoesn'tcare | August 24, 2007 at 12:58 pm
madtv’s version of high school musical was much better.
criss | August 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Hayden Panettiere in FHM UK Edition for October 2007… click on criss :P
test area :P [b]123[/b] 123
Malffy Hernandes | August 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
My children love this boy, I have no idea who he is but I want him burned at the stake I think about 60% of my paycheck goes to making him richer; he could at least have the decency to buy a nice car.
Marina | August 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm
That Zac chick’s pretty.
Tom | August 24, 2007 at 1:13 pm
She’s very pretty.
Annie Rexia | August 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Move over Tom Cruise, there’s a new queen in town! 18? katie a.k.a Zac? We don’t give a fuck what you think, you lil’ rump ranger. My brother is gay, and he said when he Zac a week ago, and he STILL can’t get the gaydar to turn off.
That Guy Next Door | August 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm
oldsmobile? what a shit car.
you’d think he’d have better taste than that, fucking hell
Annie Rexia | August 24, 2007 at 1:24 pm
P.S. 25? ‘Tweens aren’t into straight guys anymore. You can thank Perez for that.
Becca | August 24, 2007 at 1:35 pm
okay there are 2 things wrong w/ this guy 1, i dont even own a tank top that girly & im a girl! & 2 im 15, & i dont think hes “cute” or “hot” or anything. hes the stupid star of a disney movie that the title gives away anything interesting that could POSSIBLY happen… but maybe the reason i dont like him is b/c i like straight guys. straight guys who ARENT gay pretending to be straight
retro chica | August 24, 2007 at 1:37 pm
This guy gives me the creeps. Eww – he just makes me want to run and hide.
Chi-wow-wow | August 24, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Who is this faegele? I’ve seen cuter toenail fungus. In my day, Leif Garrett was a teeen heartthrob. Actually he’s STILL cute, if you ignore the heroin addiction.
ana | August 24, 2007 at 1:38 pm
HE IS SOOO HOT i love him and i am not 15 years old….
Scat | August 24, 2007 at 1:41 pm
18 to katie
You sound like I did when I was screaming for Menudo on TV at the age of 14.
Ergo, you must be 14. Go to Perez Hilton, that’s more your speed.
@48 | August 24, 2007 at 1:42 pm
No. You are a forty-eight year old fag.