Zac Efron helped launch Halo 3 at Universal Studios yesterday. Interesting choice. When I think of Halo, I think of crazy guns, ridiculous combat and ignoring your significant other. You know, guy stuff. When I think of Zac Efron, I think of ballet slippers, pixie dust and fruit smoothies. I also feel strange feelings – down there. I mean, I feel strange feelings because I’m hunting. Yes, hunting. I grow a beard and wrestle bears deep in the wilderness. Then I go to a bar where women dance naked on poles for dollar bills. Yes, I totally do all that stuff and did I mention I smoke cigars in my sleep? Just want to make sure I’m getting my point across.
Images: Splash
hateBush | September 26, 2007 at 12:02 pm
He is so For Sale. But the hairspray Halo crossover market may be narrower than the space between his ears.
Barry LeFarge | September 26, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Richard Simmons would’ve been a better choice.
havoc | September 26, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Whoever the hell that is…..SHE’S cute……
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unicornzrawk | September 26, 2007 at 12:05 pm
OMG 4!
oscar | September 26, 2007 at 12:08 pm
i think zac thought he was gonna help launch a game about master CHEF who makes a mean fruit smoothie.
kathy | September 26, 2007 at 12:10 pm
he is the biggest closet homo out there right now. no shit. that guy i going to be fudge-packing in 6 months….
adeliza | September 26, 2007 at 12:11 pm
This guy is so sissified it ain’t even funny.
What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?
Sanjaya from American Idol, all those stupid ass boy bands, and then this freak?
Hell,
I was a pre-teen girl once and I can’t even answer that question.
I guess we start liking the handsom he-man type at about 17 or 18.
p0nk | September 26, 2007 at 12:12 pm
ZELTC
kathy | September 26, 2007 at 12:12 pm
**is going to.
sorry.
jrzmommy | September 26, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Zac Efron knows he’s gay right? RIGHT?
dr phil | September 26, 2007 at 12:19 pm
“What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?”
They’re afraid of sex.
Also – hmmm…”wrestle bears” and “smoke cigars in my sleep” – this is from the part that supposed to be hyper-hetero???
FRIST!!! | September 26, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#9 Yes kathy, for a second there I thought you were saying something wayyyyy different…
Guy | September 26, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Maybe this will bring all the retards that like Halo to their senses
Guy | September 26, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I had to add on, his face is just creeping me out, he is gay. You can just tell, even if he had short hair, and wore a plain t and jeans, his face just looks gay.
Tim | September 26, 2007 at 12:26 pm
kathy, if you really wanted to fudge-pack him I’m sure he’d be willing.
Muffy | September 26, 2007 at 12:28 pm
They caught him off-guard on that top pic when somebody shouted “Hey Zac, where does the cock go?”
Starbucks Addict | September 26, 2007 at 12:29 pm
He’s purdy – I like him.
Store Manager | September 26, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Great, he got Astroglyde all over the game controller.
Riotboy | September 26, 2007 at 12:33 pm
GHEY!
PunkA | September 26, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Zac is a total TOOL SHED. I think he’d love to hit it with TT on the down low.
That whole Vanessa Hudgens thing is to make people think he likes chicks, which he so clearly does not. He is closeted. Poor fellow.
Bam | September 26, 2007 at 12:37 pm
“ssshhh don’t tell anyone i’m gay!”
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Is there anything more boring than this post?
lambman | September 26, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Why does he wear bronzer and mascara everywhere he goes? It just makes him look dirty and girly, not a good look for a……um….never mind
bob | September 26, 2007 at 12:39 pm
does he have clear mascara on in that 2nd photo? i think he does. so so so gay.
miggs | September 26, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I think he has real presence as an actor. I bet he does a very saucy toss of his hair right after swallowing, just for effect.
bob | September 26, 2007 at 12:40 pm
ok i’m glad i didn’t make up that mascara thing.
Jimbo's Penis | September 26, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Yes – your hand. Please, god, not again tonight…
steve | September 26, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Tools love halo 3. Pathetic little tools. Zac has a pathetic little tool. It’s the perfect promo event.
Gringer76 | September 26, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Come on folks, he’s wearing a Member’s Only jacket (a modern version of one) and that says EVERYTHING!!! Let me tell you, he’s probably the only member…
WHAT?!?! #23 I wasn’t sure if you were right…but, yup, you are. That dude’s wearing girl makeup…heheheheh.
justplainconfused | September 26, 2007 at 12:59 pm
With the makeup and the hair, Old Zac does look like he’s ready for a bit of the old ultra violent.
Maybe he will enjoy Halo 3 after all.
Jimbo | September 26, 2007 at 12:59 pm
@27 Good morning troll. We all know that you use to give your brother hand jobs, but you don’t have to bring it up in here.
How come you don’t give your brother hand jobs any more??? Oh Yeah SFU
Mandy | September 26, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Zac is sooooo NOT GAY! JEEZ! Every so often he drinks a little, blacks out, and wakes up with quivering legs, explosive diarrhea, and a strange salty taste in his mouth. That hardly makes him gay. JEEZ!
Mdizdiz | September 26, 2007 at 1:25 pm
That boy needs to open that closet door and prance out.
Nick | September 26, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him…actually, 12 would do the job, and I was a girl, with one arm…The point being the guy oozes wimpiness out of every pore.
Fag Hag | September 26, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Queer !!!!
Texas Tranny | September 26, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Nothing wrong with being a little make-up wearing sissyboy.
I bet he’s wearing pretty panties, like I am.
Nick | September 26, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Actually, I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him – and get a raging hardon in the process. I have a lot more insight into my motivations now that I’m older.
tommy salami | September 26, 2007 at 1:45 pm
i would love to beat the queerness out of him……….but hey i dont have all fucking day
punch him in the face | September 26, 2007 at 2:44 pm
girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy
vargagirl | September 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
He looks like Jared Leto.
BunnyButt | September 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Yes, he does look like Jared Leto, but Jared Leto manages to be prettier and, somehow, both more feminine AND masculine.
Darth Hater | September 26, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Master Chief looks like he sooooo wants to put a cap in that Zac chick.
Italian Stallion | September 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm
The only game this fag should be sponsoring is butt-darts…………
yukadoozer | September 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Wake Me Up before You Go-Go Zach!
crushed-x-beauty | September 26, 2007 at 4:50 pm
This kid is really starting to piss me off. He’s like Ryan Seacrest, only more famous.
21st century digital boy | September 26, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Bwhahahha! Even the body language – that classic, girly fashion crossing of the arms. Efron thinks she’s lookin’ all tough guy. In reality, she just looks like she’s cold, uncomfortable, and/or slightly pissy.
ssdd | September 26, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I don’t like this guys name or his look. Whats with the “bangs” swooped over half in his eyes look?? Are you kidding me?………. Also notice how his right ear is flaming red ass hot…His blood pressure and heart are beating a mile a minute with all of this attention. …. I would like to kick this motherfucker right between the teeth. He and his look are best suited as a grocery store bagger waiting on the town slut to come through the line so he can get her phone number.
Quinn | September 26, 2007 at 5:15 pm
He looks stoned and he’s wearing too much makeup…
Quinn | September 26, 2007 at 5:16 pm
or he has flawless skin. What’s his secret?? oil of olay maybe? hmmm noxema?
Mastah | September 26, 2007 at 5:46 pm
That boy would get passed around like a prison bitch in a wartime situation. The only fight that he is fit to finish is the one for gay rights.