Zac Efron with a naked chick. Who saw that coming?

Here’s Zac Efron posing with a mud-covered naked model in the latest issue of Interview – and he didn’t throw up! (On camera.) That said, can someone explain to me how the singing, dancing star of High School Musical comes off straighter than a professional baseball player? If I was A-Rod, I’d sue. I’d sue the whole world! The whole world AND space!

OR… just fire my agent. Whichever one leaves me with enough money to afford a mattress, some mirrors and a set of tires. In case I want to quit the majors and become a mechanic. A sexy mechanic.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW Nipple-town: In black and white!

Photos: Interview