Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens Split

December 13th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Without even a warning… *looks up* Oh, right.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have reportedly called it quits, according to E!’s Marc Malkin:

“It’s nothing dramatic,” one source said. “There’s no third party involved.”
Says another source, “They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”
Sources insist they remain friends.

And now comes the true test of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green‘s marriage. Will she follow her heart, or settle for an empty life full of mediocrity and compromise? No offense to Brian who, admittedly, was my second choice for this joke. But, hey, there’s nothing wrong with being dependable. Some women like that.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. gogo

    who cares??! FIRSTTT

  2. Mortimer Duke

    Now hes free to date Lance Bass.

  3. That Guy

    Perez Hilton is blowing his load right now.

  4. McFeely Smackup

    His hair looks like my dog took a shit on his head. No kidding, my dog can do that swirly point every time!

    But beyond that, I have no idea who these two are or why I should care. I recognize both their names, but I don’t know why (maybe because I spend my time on TheSuperficial.com instead of doing my job). How famous can someone really be if people don’t know what they’re famous for?

    But I digress…I wish he would die horribly for going outside with that haircut.

  5. Billy Seatsniffer

    Oh, THAT’S what people mean by a “shit eating grin”.

    I swear until this very moment, I never understood that phrase.

  6. j

    Took him long enough to smarten up and get rid of her, she’s utterly worthless as a human being.

    • anon

      if she is worthless, he is different because….?

      Besides Vanessa’s love for taking naked pictures of herself, Zac is the male version of her.

      The pair breaking up is hilarious because I never believed them to be together in the first place. Their friendship must have had a falling out because they both wanted the same guy.

  7. RoboZombie

    Nice “Something About Mary” hairdo there boss.

  8. H6E6X6

    I bet he dumped her because her beaver is hairier than a shower drain in prison. HAHAHAHAHA, it’s cause he’s gay.

  9. Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Cruise better call dibs before Travolta pounces all over him.

  10. Drunk Donnie

    His hair look like that because he was rimming John Travolta. John Travolta’s ass formed the santorum-infused hairstyle you see in these pictures.

  11. KitCat

    Wow….I wish I could give a fuck about this.

  12. Oh snap

    I guess this means their disney contracts are finally up

  13. The real question is where is Chace Crawford? I wanna rape that guys face.

  14. janiegirl

    Did I miss the gay joke?

  15. Well, isn’t this a fucking shame? Oh wait. Nobody gives a shit. Moving on.

  16. sb

    He’s so in love w himself he probably couldn’t even love another man either

  17. RandaI

    Brokeback 2: The Reckoning

  18. bottom boil

    Damn, she has to feel dumb as hell for sexting him. Not only do untold numbers of child pervs have an enlarged printouts of the pics on their ceilings, he dumped her skanky ass and will forever be able to see her naked. That’s gotta hurt!

  19. nonminti

    well, who would like to be called Mrs Efron anyway…

  20. GravyLeg

    Thus freeing him up to NOT be straight with a new woman….
    Kim Kardashian should be all over him shortly….

  21. jojo

    Nessa got tired of being this guy’s beard. Travolta is out Zac, grease is the word.

  22. DennisdaMenace

    Forget him….I can’t wait for Vanessa’s next round of nude photos to eventually make it on the internet. After all, she likes to text a set to each new boyfriend.

  23. Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens
    StandardDS
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yep, we had break up sex; just look at my hair.” Now just send the rest of the nude pics, we know you have them.

  24. Cock Dr

    Now Mr Efron needs to star in a series of parts featuring nudity, explicit sex and violence. It’s the only way that post-Disney stars can establish that they are now free of the Mouse & are indeed serious actors ready to bare all for their craft.
    Personally I don’t believe this pretty young man is straight at all. Come on out of the closet.

  25. So now there is a new starlet rebounding around Hollywood, heart-broken, unsure of herself and ripe for the picking. I’m of course referring to Zac.

  26. kit

    finally. NOW I CAN MAKE MY MOVE.

  27. He’s a live-action version of Jimmy Neutron.

  28. Malyn La Reina

    5- 10 years from now, Nikki Blonsky will be saying ” Wow! I mean, my feeling about Zac has always been that we know [he's gay] and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of ..fuss”

  29. Funeral Guy

    Zac Efron and Ed Grimley. Seperated at birth.

    http://caprik.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/grimley.gif

  30. wim

    he is glad he can give BLOWJOBS in public, folks.

  31. Jennny

    he looks like a little bitch with that hairstyle

  32. Jon "Bigot" Stewart

    nice hairdo

  33. YAWN

    Showmance contract ended,

  34. yaaaay second best news all week!!

    vanessa, ive already let my wife know you and i are going to be at it now. hope u like ur creampies gooooshy :-)

  35. greg

    Comb your hair.

  36. Elroy

    ‘Nessa got tired of being a beard and wanted a real man.

  37. collard breeze

    Why didn’t I see that coming. Maybe Zac never got out of the Charlie St. Cloud characted, went on insisting that vanessa hudgens’ second butthole doesn’t stop talking to him.

  38. gigi

    what’s on his head?

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