Without even a warning… *looks up* Oh, right.
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have reportedly called it quits, according to E!’s Marc Malkin:
“It’s nothing dramatic,” one source said. “There’s no third party involved.”
Says another source, “They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”
Sources insist they remain friends.
And now comes the true test of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green‘s marriage. Will she follow her heart, or settle for an empty life full of mediocrity and compromise? No offense to Brian who, admittedly, was my second choice for this joke. But, hey, there’s nothing wrong with being dependable. Some women like that.
Photos: Splash News
who cares??! FIRSTTT
Will he blow me now?
Now hes free to date Lance Bass.
Perez Hilton is blowing his load right now.
His hair looks like my dog took a shit on his head. No kidding, my dog can do that swirly point every time!
But beyond that, I have no idea who these two are or why I should care. I recognize both their names, but I don’t know why (maybe because I spend my time on TheSuperficial.com instead of doing my job). How famous can someone really be if people don’t know what they’re famous for?
But I digress…I wish he would die horribly for going outside with that haircut.
Ha ha. It does look like a dog’s crap.
Are they still relevant?
Oh, THAT’S what people mean by a “shit eating grin”.
I swear until this very moment, I never understood that phrase.
Took him long enough to smarten up and get rid of her, she’s utterly worthless as a human being.
if she is worthless, he is different because….?
Besides Vanessa’s love for taking naked pictures of herself, Zac is the male version of her.
The pair breaking up is hilarious because I never believed them to be together in the first place. Their friendship must have had a falling out because they both wanted the same guy.
Nice “Something About Mary” hairdo there boss.
I bet he dumped her because her beaver is hairier than a shower drain in prison. HAHAHAHAHA, it’s cause he’s gay.
Tom Cruise better call dibs before Travolta pounces all over him.
His hair look like that because he was rimming John Travolta. John Travolta’s ass formed the santorum-infused hairstyle you see in these pictures.
Wow….I wish I could give a fuck about this.
I guess this means their disney contracts are finally up
Ha!
The real question is where is Chace Crawford? I wanna rape that guys face.
Did I miss the gay joke?
Well, isn’t this a fucking shame? Oh wait. Nobody gives a shit. Moving on.
He’s so in love w himself he probably couldn’t even love another man either
Brokeback 2: The Reckoning
Damn, she has to feel dumb as hell for sexting him. Not only do untold numbers of child pervs have an enlarged printouts of the pics on their ceilings, he dumped her skanky ass and will forever be able to see her naked. That’s gotta hurt!
well, who would like to be called Mrs Efron anyway…
I know a few 15 year old girls who would love it!
Thus freeing him up to NOT be straight with a new woman….
Kim Kardashian should be all over him shortly….
Nessa got tired of being this guy’s beard. Travolta is out Zac, grease is the word.
Forget him….I can’t wait for Vanessa’s next round of nude photos to eventually make it on the internet. After all, she likes to text a set to each new boyfriend.
“Yep, we had break up sex; just look at my hair.” Now just send the rest of the nude pics, we know you have them.
Now Mr Efron needs to star in a series of parts featuring nudity, explicit sex and violence. It’s the only way that post-Disney stars can establish that they are now free of the Mouse & are indeed serious actors ready to bare all for their craft.
Personally I don’t believe this pretty young man is straight at all. Come on out of the closet.
So now there is a new starlet rebounding around Hollywood, heart-broken, unsure of herself and ripe for the picking. I’m of course referring to Zac.
finally. NOW I CAN MAKE MY MOVE.
He’s a live-action version of Jimmy Neutron.
5- 10 years from now, Nikki Blonsky will be saying ” Wow! I mean, my feeling about Zac has always been that we know [he's gay] and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of ..fuss”
Zac Efron and Ed Grimley. Seperated at birth.
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he is glad he can give BLOWJOBS in public, folks.
he looks like a little bitch with that hairstyle
nice hairdo
Showmance contract ended,
yaaaay second best news all week!!
vanessa, ive already let my wife know you and i are going to be at it now. hope u like ur creampies gooooshy :-)
Comb your hair.
‘Nessa got tired of being a beard and wanted a real man.
Why didn’t I see that coming. Maybe Zac never got out of the Charlie St. Cloud characted, went on insisting that vanessa hudgens’ second butthole doesn’t stop talking to him.
what’s on his head?