The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014 // 61 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should probably get my blood sugar checked.

Photos: Getty

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  1. “yea…. I’m just gonna accidentally sprinkle some of the magnums around…ooops….’call me nicole…’”

  2. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    was going to say she looks surprisingly good….but then the wafting strands of underarm hair caught my eye and a shudder ran down my spine.

  3. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “Fuck you Asshole Kutcher” – Sincerely, the Internet.

  4. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    Definitely got S.W.A.G.

    Secretly
    We
    Are
    Gay

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    Deckard Cain
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    A load of shit.

  6. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    I’d like to thank Paul Walker for making this possible. Without you to compete with for roles, I have so many more bad movies to ruin.

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    Bonky
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    Justin Bieber is sitting at home all pouty because when he does it all
    people do is laugh.

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    david(guest)
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    “i know this award isn’t edible but i’m gonna try and eat it anyway ‘cos nomnomshjklgh….”

  9. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    The moment Rita Ora realized she’s scared of shirtless gay men and why her father never loved her.

  10. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    Congratulations on all that wedded bliss. Let me know when the divorce proceedings get rolling.

  11. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Let’s play celebrity knocked up jeopardy! The answer in every category is: Who is Ashton Kutcher? The winner will win a free abortion the minute they realized the error of their ways. Mila, you go first…

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    Ali Baba
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    No clue who this is, but I’m pretty sure that’s a tattoo.

  13. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Before either could break down in panic as the teleprompter froze up again Michael Bay from the audience saved the day by bolting for the door screaming: Not Again!!!!

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    Cock Dr
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    Very pretty.

  15. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She looks so much better when she takes the time to touch up the roots. Being blonde comes with maintenance issues that can’t be neglected.

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    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Remember, Mila. Next time you hold something of this size it may have the name of KUTCHER. Are you still smiling?!

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    The face she makes when you slip it in the 3rd hole…oops

  18. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    I will give you $10 if you button that shirt back up!

  19. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    Is it just me or does she look like Stewie?

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    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    They meant your cleavage not the sign!

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    Cock Dr
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    I guess if you’re at the gym 27/7 you’re probably not relapsing.

    • buzz

      Tell that to the bum who kicked his ass a couple weeks ago in the middle of the night under some seedy overpass.

  22. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    … and now I will shove paint up my butt and shoot it out… for art! Tee-hee!

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    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    I know what you’ve done there you sons of bitches! You give me an award so Leo will be jealous and won’t talk to me…

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    Cock Dr
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    WILL WERK 4 PLASTIK SERJUREE

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    BB
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    “Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a world where there is not just one Ashton Kutcher but TWO, thanks to my uterus, general lack of judgement and character, poor taste, and apparently lower intelligence than a lot of you men out there probably gave me credit for. The bloodline of douchery shall endure! You’re all welcome and fuck you all.”

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    Hahaha…that face.

  27. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    I guess in a pinch you can wear your leather couch as a dress.

  28. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    She won just by showing up!

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    BB
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    To all you dreamers out there…too late, someone else already thought of dressing up like Kid Rock with a straw Pharrell hat, fuck you.

  30. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Looks like that self-diluted life guru who teaches love can lift you… just before jumping off a building.

  31. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Don’t know who you are but I want to PLOW you!… Are you 18? *crosses fingers*

  32. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    15 years from now when that kid shoots his parents they’ll show this picture and he will be acquitted… he will be acquitted!

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    Senor Trout
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    This baby will be historic – first person treated with neo-natal Botox.

  34. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Just put him in a designer white Navy uniform and you’ll save him the agony of having to come out.

  35. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    I want to cover him with Nutella and lick it off. Don’t care if he’s gay or whatever.

  36. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    It could be whipped cream, too or both.

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    PassingTrue
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    Rehap. It does a body good.

  38. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “gay….”
    “gay…”
    “Can I snort this thing?”

  39. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to hand me the Mrs. Butterworth’s.”

  40. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “It’s bio-degradable! Just like my career.”

  41. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “Hi, I’m Bella. You’re all pedophiles. Tee-hee.”

  42. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “Yes, internet, keep firing your hate right at me! I deflect it all as an epic abs exercise.”

  43. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    We kid, but Rita looked pretty spectacular.

  44. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    She looks beautiful. I’ll take her over Rihanna everyday.

  45. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    I’m willing to punch her in gut. The seed of Kutcher must not bear fruit. The Bible said so.

  46. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    Love Amanda.

  47. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    “Shut up, Meg.”

  48. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    RUINED!!!!!

  49. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    Pretty girl.

  50. Zac Efron Shirtless Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    She stole the show.

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