Zac Efron’s Shirtless Abs, Anyone?

Because the #Cocknaissance is in full effect, here’s Zac Efron shirtless on the set of Baywatch for everyone who probably wasn’t feeling Kim Kardashian naked or a 138 Water model’s vagina slip today. Also, a lot of people say this site promotes unhealthy portrayals of women, so I just want to keep that shit equal, and Zac Efron looks like goddamn Jesus carved him out of marble as an example for the other disciples. “Alright, fellas, listen up. If we’re gonna keep doing each other in the butt, the least we can do is try and look like ol’ Zac here. Granted, he won’t exist for for a couple millennia, I like to think I’m already pretty shredded from doing carpentry with my- *snaps fingers* – Yo! Bartholomew! This is more for you than anyone else, you chatty-ass tubbo. Eyes up front.”

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