Zac Efron’s Coke Problem Broke His Jaw

November 13th, 2013 // 13 Comments
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Seen here making a move for Andrew Garfield‘s man in a rare public appearance, Zac Efron will apparently be even more scarce because his jaw is wired shut now after.. slipping in a puddle of water in his house? TMZ reports:

Zac Efron broke his jaw. His jaw is wired shut. It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That’s Zac’s story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol’ gash that had to be closed with stitches.

Wait a minute, how can that be Zac’s story if his mouth is wired shut? How’s he even talking to anybody? And if he somehow is, I’m pretty sure his only words are, “Mush Mishmole Midman manna mang me mow? Mook at this mick mar. Mars mar mool.”

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  1. More like Zac did not pay his coke dealer and got punched in the jaw.

  2. I thought Efron always had a big ol’ gash.

  3. mx3

    as a female who also likes to dabble in these party drugs, my lust for zac efron has just fucking soared.

    • acg

      take drugs thats what ya fucking get, no sympathy for people who have no will power, Yeah its all fun and games until you become addicted and turn into a fucking idiot

  4. Zac’s been dabbling in molly? Dude Zac, you gotta try Jenkum, that’s the shit.

  5. JimBB

    Uh sad gib mii coakkk!!

  6. Wow

    Maybe he knows how to write! He went to school, right? Did he?
    So Molly is a drug manufactured at Disneyland?

  7. cc

    More like he was racing someone for the last line and banged his chin on the coffee table.

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    misanthropik
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks just like him.

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