Zac Efron Should Probably Learn How Glass Works

“Dude, I’m telling you, they put me in the same room Paris Hilton stays in after I specifically asked them not to. How do I know? *looks down pants* Call it a hunch. Now you’re my agent, fix this. In the meantime, I’ll be erratically dangling from the wall of this balcony dressed like a douchebag. So to answer your other question: Syphilis, definitely syphilis.”

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