Zac Efron Should Probably Learn How Glass Works

April 9th, 2012 // 40 Comments

“Dude, I’m telling you, they put me in the same room Paris Hilton stays in after I specifically asked them not to. How do I know? *looks down pants* Call it a hunch. Now you’re my agent, fix this. In the meantime, I’ll be erratically dangling from the wall of this balcony dressed like a douchebag. So to answer your other question: Syphilis, definitely syphilis.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. catapostrophe

    Or: “Now, you’re my agent. Fix this.”

    Fix this.

  2. Zac Efron

    I don’t want anybody else, when I think about me I touch myself.

  3. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen, I have no idea, OK? All I know is that they were here a minute ago, Vanessa’s gone, and I really can’t afford to be any more feminine than I already am. Just send the goddam officer, will ya?”

  4. OnTheRealThough

    This dude is so desperate to be viewed a heterosexual sex symbol

  5. Richard McBeef, MD

    It usually takes a few weeks after exposure for primary syphilitic infection symptoms to show up. Transmission typically occurs through direct contact with infectious lesions, don’t believe your questionably homosexual boyfriend when he says he got it by staying in the same room as Paris Hilton.

    • Yoyoma

      I figured she had some super-strain mutation that causes immediate symptoms and also gives you The Dumb. Evidence; the title of this post. He used to be a glass EXPERT, man.

      What I really meant with all that is I love when RMB, MD pops in with medical tidbits. It makes me chuckle.

  6. Nicks

    Guys take notes. This is what a man looks like.

  7. Cock Dr

    That’s not bad at all.
    The torso….not the unfortunate public ball scratching.
    Heterosexual? I wonder……

  8. “Okay, Wilmer, I’m touching it. Yes, it moved a little. Pull down my pants? Okay…”

  9. Dramatic Puddle

    Pepper and tweezers, Zac, might help you in your search.

  10. horny boy

    Zac is so hot… i want to touch HIS COCK

  11. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello, Mom? It’s Zac. I mixed up the vaseline and the Krazy Glue again.”

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    * scratch, scratch, scratch * aww dammit, I’m all itchy in my down-below! Where’s this week’s tube of Vagisil?

  13. Anonymous

    I bet a whole lot of people around him have just learned the reason his headphones always smell of piss and ass.

  14. First David Beckham, now Zac Efron. I just hope Mickey Rourke doesn’t jump on this trend.

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    GeneralEmergency
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ummmm…Three. Maybe four. Is that good or bad?”

  16. Zac: Dad I’m getting hair in funny places it’s starting to look like Klhoe Kardashian down there?

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    25, 26, 27… dammit! That one crawled underneath.

  18. Locknload

    I am one happy lady reader. Grazi SW

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    Locknload
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a thing for backs. And this guy is working for me

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    lau lau
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe ive seen it wrong.. but has he got his boxers on back to front??

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    disillusionisreal
    Commented on this photo:

    someone needs to tell this idiot that A) his underwear are on backwards, and B) he’s not black.

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    Krtecek
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s schlick time!

  23. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Whatthewhat
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Zac, can I help you with that?

  24. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    word
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck mad bitches, you get the itches

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    Nahuel
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all I would really like to give him a hand (literally). Second of all… do people know men? We do that all the time! And then he probably sniffed his hand!

  26. Natchaporn

    @victoria: He never looked like Zac idened. But it gave me an idea that Zac is, well, you know it..hehe@lloyd: poser, faker whatever you call him, man he’s getting famous with what he does..he doesn’t even sound good nor look good as Zac..hehe@Dawen: indi gid eh! hehee

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    sonja
    Commented on this photo:

    You Pazz need to be a shame of your self. You need to give the Cleb there Privacey sometime . We do’t need to know what some Celeb are doing something that is Nasty. To me that is invading there Privacey.

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    Othello
    Commented on this photo:

    No no guys, its on backwards for easy access. duh

  29. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “Keep talking…I’m about there… Oh…Oh Yeah!.. That was great! Thank you… What?… I love you too mom. Give dad my best.”

  30. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “Disick ain’t got nothin’ on me!”

  31. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he finally found Nemo.

  32. Zac Efron Hand In Pants Shirtless
    Ande
    Commented on this photo:

    Mebbe he flippd his undies cuz the back was cleaner than down n front.

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