Zac Efron Was Just Looking For Sushi. After Midnight. In Skid Row.

The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Yesterday, word got out that Zac Efron got his ass kicked by the homeless after he threw a bottle at them for some reason when his car “ran out of gas” in the middle of Skid Row. Which doesn’t sound sketchy at all because there’s a perfectly good reason for why Zac Efron was there. He, uh, wanted some sushi. Yeah, that’s it. Sushi. TMZ reports:

Cops are skeptical, and it’s echoed by Zac’s friends. As one friend put it, “Zac’s a loner. He goes out rarely and the idea of him driving for miles to go to some sushi restaurant in downtown L.A. after midnight is preposterous.”
Several of Zac’s friends tell us the so-called bodyguard is not a bodyguard at all. We’ve confirmed he’s a convicted drug dealer who has been spending a lot of time with Zac recently … despite warnings from friends.

When reached for comment, noted narcotics expert Charlie Sheen said, “If Zac Efron was in Skid Row for sushi, then I’m goddamn Poseidon and vanquish my enemies with a trident. Actually, wait, I do do that last part. Can I start over?”

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