Nobody Puts Zac Efron In The Corner. With Dildos.

January 18th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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“Showed that rubber penis who’s boss…”

Zac Efron apparently freaked out when the paparazzi caught him standing in front of a giant wall of dildos the other day while filming Are We Officially Dating? in New York. Turns out he’s very concerned about his impressionable young fans despite bringing condoms to the premiere of a children’s movie. Later, Chris Hansen would find a six pack of Zima in Zac’s car proving he’s the elusive Child_Donger87, but that’s another story for another day. For now we return to “The Case of The Glowing Wieners” still in progress. Page Six reports:

When he realized a photographer had caught a picture of him surrounded by an array of glowing dildos, Efron immediately halted shooting and rushed out to chase down the pap.
“Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures,” an eyewitness tells Page Six exclusively. “He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” The photog refused, so his reps were quick to publicize the news that it was simply a scene for the upcoming romantic comedy.

“No, wait, let’s tell people I sometimes go into sex shops and laugh at how small dildos are compared to my real penis. And by people I mean Nicole Kidman. Let’s tell her that. Do you think she’s happy with that guy?”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


  1. “Oh, for fuck’s sake- NOT AGAIN!!!!”

  2. He freaked out because the pap’s photo showed all the dildos waving at him giving him knowing smiles.

  3. Smapdi

    You should see Efron’s paparazzi photos from the set of his other film, “High School Rectal”.

  4. Animal

    So where are the pictures with the dildos? Not that I really want to see them.

  5. Gary Grant

    Did Imogene stick it in Zac’s Poots?

  6. Arlene

    Then Zac proceeded to lick his lips and whisper “Nom nom nom”.

  7. Zac Efron Dildos Sex Shop Imogen Poots Are We Officially Dating Set
    Commented on this photo:

    My Kingdom for a nose , a nose. That’s right I’m taking about u Imogen!

  8. “Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures”

    Well, there’s his problem. Zac needs some advice from Sean Penn.

  9. What he should’ve done when the pap refused to delete the photos, was arrange a press conference to teach his young fans about dildos. Because apparently it’s his job to teach them about these things.

  10. Apparently someone or other thinks Imogen’s nose is like being a participant in a bass derby: the biggest is always the winner.

  11. anonymous

    LOL @Zac thinking he still has fans. Ask Vanessa how leaving Disney is working out for her.

    I think she makes a living these days wearing yoga pants and peddling pics of her jailbait sister.

  12. kery

    ohhhhhhhh he looks great mmm ;P

  13. He was considering which dildo(es) to buy to aid in his Zac-ing off.

  14. anon

    So, where are the photos of Zac freaking out on the paparazzi?

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