Nobody Puts Zac Efron In The Corner. With Dildos.
“Showed that rubber penis who’s boss…”
Zac Efron apparently freaked out when the paparazzi caught him standing in front of a giant wall of dildos the other day while filming Are We Officially Dating? in New York. Turns out he’s very concerned about his impressionable young fans despite bringing condoms to the premiere of a children’s movie. Later, Chris Hansen would find a six pack of Zima in Zac’s car proving he’s the elusive Child_Donger87, but that’s another story for another day. For now we return to “The Case of The Glowing Wieners” still in progress. Page Six reports:
When he realized a photographer had caught a picture of him surrounded by an array of glowing dildos, Efron immediately halted shooting and rushed out to chase down the pap.
“Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures,” an eyewitness tells Page Six exclusively. “He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” The photog refused, so his reps were quick to publicize the news that it was simply a scene for the upcoming romantic comedy.
“No, wait, let’s tell people I sometimes go into sex shops and laugh at how small dildos are compared to my real penis. And by people I mean Nicole Kidman. Let’s tell her that. Do you think she’s happy with that guy?”