When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clever stunt to woo his two decades older The Paperboy co-star Nicole Kidman away from Keith Urban which makes all the sense in the world. I don’t know how we missed it. Via Gossip Cop:
“He thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever laid eyes on,” reveals a so-called “insider,” adding, “Zac said if Nicole wasn’t married, he’d put the moves on her hard.”
The Enquirer alleges that Efron’s recent red carpet miscue was all part of a plan to “impress” Kidman.
Efron dropped the “gold magnum condom – which is used by well-endowed men” because, as the magazine’s source explains, “He knew reports of the incident would get back to her.”
“He wanted to let her know what kind of man he really is,” says the Enquirer insider.
In The Enquirer’s defense, nothing impresses a mother of three more than exposing a crowd of innocent children to the rubber device you put over an erect penis before intercourse. It’s the original panty-dropper. That said, we all know Zac isn’t into cougars. Or just Demi Moore. Wow, this is actually starting to sound plausible, but I’m not committing to anything until I see Zac Efron standing on the red carpet with a fistful of Botox and/or whipping an IUD at a day care. It’s the only way to know for sure.