Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.

March 1st, 2012 // 28 Comments
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When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clever stunt to woo his two decades older The Paperboy co-star Nicole Kidman away from Keith Urban which makes all the sense in the world. I don’t know how we missed it. Via Gossip Cop:

“He thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever laid eyes on,” reveals a so-called “insider,” adding, “Zac said if Nicole wasn’t married, he’d put the moves on her hard.”

The Enquirer alleges that Efron’s recent red carpet miscue was all part of a plan to “impress” Kidman.
Efron dropped the “gold magnum condom – which is used by well-endowed men” because, as the magazine’s source explains, “He knew reports of the incident would get back to her.”
“He wanted to let her know what kind of man he really is,” says the Enquirer insider.

In The Enquirer’s defense, nothing impresses a mother of three more than exposing a crowd of innocent children to the rubber device you put over an erect penis before intercourse. It’s the original panty-dropper. That said, we all know Zac isn’t into cougars. Or just Demi Moore. Wow, this is actually starting to sound plausible, but I’m not committing to anything until I see Zac Efron standing on the red carpet with a fistful of Botox and/or whipping an IUD at a day care. It’s the only way to know for sure.

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  1. Frank Burns

    Still innocent beyond his years, naive Zac thought the condoms where tubular balloons, which he hoped to inflate using his mouth and make balloon animals for the kiddies at the premiere.

  2. the knows perfectly well that condom is going to be plowing his anus in a few hours with some dude talking dirty to him.
    his crush on nicole kidman is as authentic as rosie’s was for tom cruise.

    not only is she married, i think nicole is tired of bearding anyway.

  3. forrest

    believe it or not but ’till this day, boy’s who like to suck, were his only catch…………

  4. Richard McBeef

    You really can’t get much distance out of whipping an IUD. They are pretty small and don’t weigh much, plus those little strings add considerable wind resistance. If you really want to get a throw out of old school contraception, I’d trying winging a diaphragm. Those fuckers will fly.

  5. cc

    She looks just like she did in Dead Calm.

  6. Brought It

    Mother of 4, by the way…

  7. Seriously? This is the kind of crap you pull when you are 16; the dude is in his 20′s. What a tool.

  8. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    “A gold magnum!”

  9. omishoatmeal

    a. there’s no way he fits a magnum.
    b. nicole kidman is gross. check her out before all the plastic surgery. that curly hair.. *puke.

  10. Sean

    Not only is Kidman a terrible “actress” but she is a plastic surgery addict. Also, way, way, way too full of herself. For no good reason.

  11. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    Still gorgeous.

  12. Nose job, lip plumps, what else? She’s looking *very* different from 10 or so years ago.

  13. just say'n

    What kind of person brings a condom to a theatre full of children? That’s just creepy and wrong.

    PS: magnums aren’t that much bigger than regular condoms. If you’re truly “larger than the average bear” you’d opt for a custom fit brand like Coripa or They Fit. The fact he’s bringing Magnums proves he ain’t all that.

  14. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    she’s married to fucking Keith Urban, does anyone really think she wouldn’t spread for Zac Effron if he wanted?

  15. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    Pretty sure she’s incapable of closing her eyes or shutting her mouth.

  16. terry

    Tom Cruise’s ex, overrated, please phone the fuck home and go home beard.

  17. Londongirl

    It is a well know fact Zac likes dark girls. So this story is rubbish

  18. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
    W.C. Fields
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    This is the face of gingervitis.

  19. Oodie

    Oh, please….Nicole has not had as much fillers and such as people go on about. Sure, she has some…but every person in HW does. And she doesn’t look like she has had ANY plastic surgery. Not even her nose which it seems everyone has to get shaved down for some odd reason.

  20. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    Ann Coulter has a sister?

  21. Nicole Kidman Tropfest Short Film Festival
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    She looks less and less like herself!

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