Apparently the premiere of children’s movies are Pussytown USA because not only did Zac Efron slap on his best Fonzie jacket, he also came packing rubbers that he “accidentally” dropped on the red carpet while handing his assistant something. And by accidentally I mean Zac Efron specifically let you know your special place won’t itch when he rides his penis-cycle into it. “Ain’t that right, Mrs. Cunningham? AYYYYYYYYYYY.”
UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who sent this in and/or posted it in the comments. Exactly what happened here:
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Maybe he was trying out the patented Frank Reynolds SCRAPS system?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI
Beat me to it lol
Americans need to leave these bright young Mexican movie stars alone, haters.
I would use him for a footstool.
Zac Efron outs himself as a homosexual, drops the condom he uses to have gay sex with. Live and on camera and infront of what may be dozens of fans Zac Efron drops the gay condom he uses to have gay sex with other men on the red carpet.
this is really amaazing.
ONLY THIS SUNDAY HE PRETENDS TO BE A HETERO SEXUAL.
………..the rest of the weeks, moths, years he is a boy’s game.
(if you know what I mean by that)
Hey, you didnt end you post with a “folks!”
He didn’t fuck off and die, either. Life is full of disappointments.
It’s nice to see the Gays being safe.
as long as it wasn’t used … meh
Well he comes ready, I’ll give him that.
We should all encourage safe sex practices.
You were crackin’ wise about Zac wanting pussy, right Fish?
Ribbed for his pleasure.
Oh yeah. Giggity.
Well I guess we know what he was doing later, servicing the guys that got him his career.
♫ Can you feeel the glooove tonight… ♫
On his way to becoming the next Richard Grieco!
How adorable…Zack, pretending he’s a pitcher.
The penetrated partner is usually at a greater risk for sexually transmitted infection than the penetrating partner. Zac’s just being proactive and not depending on a man to provide protection. Take note and learn ladies, keep your pussy clean just like Zac Efron’s.
I so want to place his dick in my pussy!
hes so fucking hot. any girl who disagree is gay.
I used to think he was ugly a long time ago, but after his nosejob, he got really sexy
Uh no, actually I think women like you who actually think guys like him who look like children with make up on, are the ones who are gay. And perhaps pedophiles. There is not one manly thing about him. He has a girlier face than most women.
There’s lots of dangers in vaginas
Some worse than worse can be
Like snizzlelumps and crackerballs
And pain when you must pee.
So wrap your wang up tightly, Zac
Be sure there are no leaks
Because worse than catching bumblywarts
Is what comes out at 40 weeks.
Nice story bro
Now make your cute little poem about dudes assholes and Zac Efron will understand it.
Nice shades bozo
This just made him sexier in my opinion. I haven’t really noticed him before…UNF
Perhaps he was using one of the condoms to store an improvised hair gel, a la “There’s Something About Mary”.
Finally!!!
The hair is unbelievable.
Did he WANT to look like his favorite Russ troll that he got on his 5th birthday
Between the hair and the Elton John sunglasses – it’s not females he’s trying to attract…
There’s lots of dangers in vaginas
Some worse than worse can be
Like snizzlelumps and crackerballs
And pain when you must pee.
So wrap your wang up tightly, Zac
Be sure there are no leaks
Because worse than catching bumblywarts
Is what comes out at 40 weeks.
+Over 9000
That was… beautiful… *sniff*
A sphincter says what?
Elton John called. He wants his glasses back.
wiped the cum out of his eye and put it in his hair
Never mind the condom. Look at his frickin hair!!
Fire the stylist.
No,it´s the “I just stood under a tornado” look.It´s totally in I swear lol
You lie, it’s a symptom of PTSD. He’s reliving all those swirlies he got in junior high.
uh he looks like a complete tool bag.
this guy looks like a fucking asshole.
He would never have dropped it if he didn’t have to fart.
hes so hot
“I am Zac Efron, I enjoy licking men’s butts. Thank you for your time.
You almost forget he’s Mexican. Almost.
I’d let him do me without one
He’s ridiculously hot.
That plasticky kind of hot.
Still so hot.
HE WAS GOING TO USE IT ON ME
So he “accidentally” dropped a condom so people would think he’s an edgy guy who’s sexually active (with someone…or someTHING). And as he picked it up he could be heard saying, “I can’t believe I did that! Next thing you know I’ll be tripping over my nine inch, uncut, throbbing, tumescent cock with its head the color of tree-ripe Italian plums…”
The ProfaLorax
Obviously, he thought he would hook up with one of his costars. I think he was being a bit over confident, however. I have heard that Betty White will not put put until the second date.