Zac Efron is Ashley Tisdale’s Brother She Has Sex With

July 5th, 2011 // 35 Comments

Ashley Tisdale supposedly has a boyfriend named Scott Speers, but you’d hardly know it looking at these photos of Zac Efron on her birthday over the weekend. She claims he’s just a “brother/best friend” to her which is weird because that’s almost the exact same thing Megan Fox said in the same breath as wanting to fuck him. So, either Hollywood truly is a pit of incest, or I need to start pretending I’m related to more chicks because apparently they all want to bang their brother. “No, way, I was in that same uterus! Wanna watch a movie?”

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  1. Venom

    Bullshit, she just signed the new beard contract after Vanessa let it expire.

    • Vanessa

      Pathetic hater. So sad.

      Go hit the gym and turn that flabby gut into an 8-pack. Then maybe you’d actually get girls and you wouldn’t be such a jealous and catty smegma laden dick.

  2. Donald Trump

    I bet any money that Efron’s baby pudding tastes like butterscotch! YUM!

  3. well he looks less pretty these days, that’s a plus for him. but i “believe” three hot dogs are beginning to form in the back fat below tisdale’s tat (pic 20)

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    Waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, now just a little lower…

  5. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Zac Efron
    Waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    jackpot

  6. Can’t wait to hear the Menage a Trois song in High School Musical 5: Prom Popping.

  7. Shyt

    Zac Efron doesn’t have sex with anyone without a penis.

  8. Facebook Me

    Those Disney kids certainly know how to share!

  9. HeavyMetalAngel4

    Ashley: Ew, is that Ke$ha?
    Zac (takes off shades): No, I think that’s Stephanie Pratt.

  10. Duke

    I’m a straight guy but he looks more fuckable than her.

  11. cc

    What a relief…for a split second I thought it was Pippa with Zac. Imagine how much more we’d here about Pippa then?

  12. TetterkeT

    “…Hollywood truly is a pit of incest…”

    Truer words were never spoken.

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    Coyote
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    She might not be the best thing on the beach, but her voice work on Phineas and Ferb is wonderful, she makes the show as Candice the big sister.

  14. Bestest

    @ dudedude whatever, Those are ribs, not back fat you loser!

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    The Listener
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay guys make the best friends.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s her “real” boyfriend?
    You know, the heterosexual one?

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    BC
    Commented on this photo:

    Love how the bottom design is in “Efron-vision” complete with intended target

  19. Donald Trump

    I hear Zac’s asshole tastes like heaven! Oh sweet baby Jesus, what I would give to eat that out.

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    cheezbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this pose is every god damn celebrity couple beach outing ever? Who actually *does* this?

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    cheezbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, this girl is 26? Huh.

  22. tlmck

    Even with the big nose, I would still do her.

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s bigfoot!

  24. Bob

    So he went from this (http://half-asians.com/img/vanessa_hudgens_24.jpg) to that? I’m confused.

  25. Zac Efron is Ashley Tisdale’s Brother She Has Sex With

    i think ashley was waiting to ask zac out !!

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    Yomama
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    You can see her weave.

  27. Helena Handbasket

    I could see him getting aroused if he mounted her from behind after a few beers. She does have a very boyish body.

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