Zac Efron is Ashley Tisdale’s Brother She Has Sex With

Ashley Tisdale supposedly has a boyfriend named Scott Speers, but you’d hardly know it looking at these photos of Zac Efron on her birthday over the weekend. She claims he’s just a “brother/best friend” to her which is weird because that’s almost the exact same thing Megan Fox said in the same breath as wanting to fuck him. So, either Hollywood truly is a pit of incest, or I need to start pretending I’m related to more chicks because apparently they all want to bang their brother. “No, way, I was in that same uterus! Wanna watch a movie?”

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