Sources (Read: Lindsay Lohan.) are claiming Lindsay Lohan is up for a “major role” in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, with some outlets hinting that she may actually be playing Supergirl making this a slap in the face to Smallville’s Laura Vandervoort who not only is hot, but also manages to go through life without being a big-breasted wrecking ball of coke and dependency. But, hey, junkies are pretty reliable, too, I guess. They’re, um, always.. finding stuff? Shining shoes? I got nothing.
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LiLo and Charlie Sheen should have a baby. Their little family could single-handedly end the U.S.’s drug problems…no more drugs left, no more problems!
If you put a paper bag over her head I would swear this was a photo of an 85 year old. Though an 85 year old would be less repulsive.
Just a thought, as I’ve dated a few skinny girls, but her arms look like they’d feel like icicles.
Or grandma’s corpse.