You’re Supposed To Believe Joe Jonas Has Sex With This And Other News

- Cue Jessica Simpson suddenly giving birth in 3.. 2.. [Dlisted]

- Hello, large-breasted Asian in a bikini holding drinks… [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio has no problem banging Adam Levine’s table scraps. [Lainey Gossip]

- Supermodels Without Makeup [BuzzFeed]

- Snoop Dogg’s Rolling Words: A Smokable Songbook [Heavy]

- The Simpsons live in Oregon in case you haven’t spent years piecing the clues together in a pit of loneliness. [TooFab]

- The 15 Sexiest Siblings in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Ali Larter still has it. [Popoholic]

- But, wait, who surprises Oprah with cars? Tyler Perry. [Celebslam]

- The chick from My Girl looks like this now. [Starpulse]

- How American Reunion proves we truly are the most obnoxious generation, bro. [FilmDrunk]

- How Lamar Odom twerked Mark Cuban’s shade cakes. (Am I using any of those words right?) [Bossip]

- Brooklyn Decker in GQ Turkey. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Evelyn Lozada’s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Guy Pearce is apparently great to interview. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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