Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend Still Looks Lost
Has anyone ever heard Younes Bendjima speak? I can never tell if Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend just had a lobotomy or just arrived from planet Zurblack to sample Earth pizza. Seriously, every time the paparazzi catch this guy out in public he looks more confused than my grandmother trying to use a touch screen soda machine at a Wendy’s. Last time we were there it took an extra 20 minutes because she mixed lemon and grape into a Dr. Pepper and tried to get a refund after insisting that the machine was poisoned.
On second thought, Gam-Gam Cappuccino might actually be more aware of her surroundings than ol’ Younsey here. Lest you forget the time that Kourtney took him on a very expensive trip to France so that Younes could play Flappy Bird on his phone and complain about walking too much around Champs-Élysées. That’s what you get when a woman who is almost 40 starts dating a guy born in 1993.