You’ll Need To Know These Three Things If You’d Like To Bang Brandi Glanville This Evening

By: Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

Brandi Glanville may be a drunk, probably racist, stinky vagina rumor-spreading awful waste of human DNA, but when it comes to letting a stranger know the step-by-step process into her pants, she’s a straight-shooter. Via Radar Online:

She explained, “There are three rules for a booty call: One is you don’t kiss. Two is you never stay the night. And three is, you have to choose wisely, because if you pick someone you’re emotionally invested in it can reopen bad feelings.”

Just a few thoughts on this list:

Rule #1. This is every prostitute’s standard protocol.
Rule #2. Sleeping in a chemical toilet is neither comfortable nor hygenic.
Rule #3. Eddie Cibrian can’t get it up anymore unless you’re puking up Carl’s Jr.

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