Honeymooners Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa were spotted in Mexico yesterday, and for a guy who lost his virginity just a few days ago, he doesn’t seem too excited. I understand he saw things his dad warned him about. Things that only babies should come out of and you should never stare directly at “for ’tis the eye of Satan.” But that’s no reason to mope around and cry all day. Clearly it didn’t bite you like Nick said it would at your Gummi Bear Sundae bachelor party.
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gen | December 22, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Wow. This guy is so hot… Especially the short swim trunks and mildly flabby belly. Yum.
Ljute Fisk | December 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I CAN’T FAP TO THIS
B | December 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
They look bored… ALREADY?
Deacon Jones | December 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Ive got nothing. Other than Spears in Pic 8
shine | December 22, 2009 at 2:22 pm
why are his shorts so short?
Sam | December 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm
He’s the geeky scared newlywed guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Captain Obvious | December 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm
His wedding night involved 8 seconds of sex followed by three hours of crying and begging Jeebus for forgiveness of his horrible sins.
Hoax & Chan$e | December 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Kickin’ blue skorts with a taco on your arm while lusting for a fat white bread cougar in pic 8.
Way to go dude….your a real wiener.
FYI…his hero is Mr. Rogers.
Fuck You | December 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm
He looks disappointed because her sweet sweet va-jay-jay didn’t feel as good to him as his brother’s ass did the last time he corn-holed him.
Keith | December 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm
No wonder he’s bummed – he got married so he could have sex, found out how great sex is, and now realizes he can’t have sex with anyone else, ever.
Rookie mistake. See you in divorce court in 2 years. Don’t let her get pregnant, or she’ll stretch it out to 10 years.
Annie Loves Anal | December 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I don’t know about you, but I think the middle of the honeymoon is a bit early to start texting the boyfriend (whether its HERS or HIS). A good beard worth her salt would have waited until after the honeymoon, at the very least.
mom | December 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Yep body language says it all. hehehe Rookie mistake!!!
Captain Obvious | December 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Man, this site is lame lately. I could get more entertainment out of watching three retarded teenagers chase a puppy down the street.
Actually, that does sound kind of fun.
Anyway, where the fuck is the post about Sandra Bullock wanting to hire her stepdaughters birth mother to give her porn star blow job lessons?
Bullock’s husband’s cock was in a porn star before it was in Sandra, so that means she’s a now a porn actress by proxy.
HAYY ZUESS | December 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
He looks like him losing his virginity was the biggest mistake of his life..!
havoc | December 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Did this guy always have an afro?
Because its funny….
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Chupacabra | December 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm
My dad called. he wants his swim trunks from 1974 back. thank you.
Donnie Brassballs | December 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm
She’s probably texting Tiger.
Courtney | December 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm
The guy needs more big moles on the front of his neck.
Yuck..
cookie | December 22, 2009 at 4:01 pm
when the fuck did he get married?
libz | December 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Crying to Nick on the phone: “Ewww, it was all wet and squishy, and didn’t go in my bum bum hole AT ALL!!!”
I heart weiners | December 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Pretty sure he is pissed because the paps are photographing him. Nah just kidding it is because he had to touch girly bits.
Fester Bestertester | December 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Poor guy, somebody should have warned him he wouldn’t always get to be in front for doggy style.
GTBurns | December 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“Nice Wedding, I look forward to the divorce”
- Satan
whatever | December 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm
20 something year old men should not look like this. no muscle tone, droopy shoulders, no chest, beer belly…at this rate she’ll be doing the pool boy in about 5 years.
whatever | December 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
20 something year old men should not look like this. no muscle tone, droopy shoulders, no chest, beer belly…at this rate she’ll be doing the pool boy in about 5 years.
Tanya | December 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Dam! #6 stole my “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” comment. Because that is probably so true. I wondered if She asked for oral sex and he fainted. LOL
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I wonder if his other 2 brothers called him the morning after and asked what a va-jay-jay, looks, feels and tastes like? That’s the voicemail you want to hear on TMZ.
SOS | December 22, 2009 at 9:02 pm
why are they married they’re only like 22 or something!
Everyone thinks a wedding band “seals the deal” geeeeez..
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valentines day presents | December 22, 2009 at 9:37 pm
He is married at a really young age, did you notice the look on his face, its like weired.
Evil | December 22, 2009 at 10:06 pm
He has the face of a fat guy
stat! | December 22, 2009 at 11:15 pm
statistically one of the brothers is going to be gay…whoever the youngest is? thats the one.
lauren | December 22, 2009 at 11:31 pm
LOL @ 16 and 17. Zing!!!
Kate | December 23, 2009 at 1:19 am
Pale? Check.
Flabby? Check.
JewFro? Check.
Doughy Face? Check.
if it wasn’t for the monster bank account, I’d wonder what the fuck this chick sees in Johah the Whale.
dontlooknow | December 23, 2009 at 7:32 am
THIS is what the teens and tweens are all excited over?? Man, we gotta start teaching our girls to have more self respect!!
Boo you | December 23, 2009 at 10:38 am
Man everyone has a negative comment on here!! Tis the Season to be nasty… How about he is a nice guy, who didn’t use a girl? Perhaps he has some kind of morals.. God forbid in this day in age.. Waiting to have sex is difficult. Especially in his line of work. That does not make him gay.
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yes it does. If i had that much money there would be no end to the line of prostitutes at my door. Hell with marrage, you pay for it either way and i actually hear its punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marigold | December 23, 2009 at 11:36 am
Maybe she wasn’t a virgin after all. Maybe he doesn’t like seafood.
gigi | December 23, 2009 at 12:59 pm
the banner shot looks like they photoshopped the Jonas dude in….. is the chick black? [mix-y like Jennifer Beals, Rashida Jones or Derek Jeter-ish...] good for him! add a little exotic melanin to the odd pastiness!
me | December 24, 2009 at 1:03 am
looks like they’re both checking out the blonde in the last pic lol
miserybunny | December 24, 2009 at 5:03 am
Nobody thinks about her and the amount of lube he failed to use to pop her cherry.
That’s why he ain’t smiling. Probably got the tip in and that was it. Back to the cold showers.
JB | December 24, 2009 at 5:53 am
In all the photos Ive seen of these two she is most often looking at anything else but him, she kinda looks like a rich bitch too.
Pilatunes | December 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Geez, you pasty faced dweeb, at least do some push ups or something.
UJ | December 26, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Nice Shorts Son!
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