Honeymooners Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa were spotted in Mexico yesterday, and for a guy who lost his virginity just a few days ago, he doesn’t seem too excited. I understand he saw things his dad warned him about. Things that only babies should come out of and you should never stare directly at “for ’tis the eye of Satan.” But that’s no reason to mope around and cry all day. Clearly it didn’t bite you like Nick said it would at your Gummi Bear Sundae bachelor party.
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Wow. This guy is so hot… Especially the short swim trunks and mildly flabby belly. Yum.
I CAN’T FAP TO THIS
They look bored… ALREADY?
Ive got nothing. Other than Spears in Pic 8
why are his shorts so short?
He’s the geeky scared newlywed guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
His wedding night involved 8 seconds of sex followed by three hours of crying and begging Jeebus for forgiveness of his horrible sins.
Kickin’ blue skorts with a taco on your arm while lusting for a fat white bread cougar in pic 8.
Way to go dude….your a real wiener.
FYI…his hero is Mr. Rogers.
He looks disappointed because her sweet sweet va-jay-jay didn’t feel as good to him as his brother’s ass did the last time he corn-holed him.
No wonder he’s bummed – he got married so he could have sex, found out how great sex is, and now realizes he can’t have sex with anyone else, ever.
Rookie mistake. See you in divorce court in 2 years. Don’t let her get pregnant, or she’ll stretch it out to 10 years.
I don’t know about you, but I think the middle of the honeymoon is a bit early to start texting the boyfriend (whether its HERS or HIS). A good beard worth her salt would have waited until after the honeymoon, at the very least.
Yep body language says it all. hehehe Rookie mistake!!!
Man, this site is lame lately. I could get more entertainment out of watching three retarded teenagers chase a puppy down the street.
Actually, that does sound kind of fun.
Anyway, where the fuck is the post about Sandra Bullock wanting to hire her stepdaughters birth mother to give her porn star blow job lessons?
Bullock’s husband’s cock was in a porn star before it was in Sandra, so that means she’s a now a porn actress by proxy.
He looks like him losing his virginity was the biggest mistake of his life..!
Did this guy always have an afro?
Because its funny….
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My dad called. he wants his swim trunks from 1974 back. thank you.
She’s probably texting Tiger.
The guy needs more big moles on the front of his neck.
Yuck..
when the fuck did he get married?
Crying to Nick on the phone: “Ewww, it was all wet and squishy, and didn’t go in my bum bum hole AT ALL!!!”
Pretty sure he is pissed because the paps are photographing him. Nah just kidding it is because he had to touch girly bits.
Poor guy, somebody should have warned him he wouldn’t always get to be in front for doggy style.
“Nice Wedding, I look forward to the divorce”
- Satan
20 something year old men should not look like this. no muscle tone, droopy shoulders, no chest, beer belly…at this rate she’ll be doing the pool boy in about 5 years.
20 something year old men should not look like this. no muscle tone, droopy shoulders, no chest, beer belly…at this rate she’ll be doing the pool boy in about 5 years.
Dam! #6 stole my “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” comment. Because that is probably so true. I wondered if She asked for oral sex and he fainted. LOL
I wonder if his other 2 brothers called him the morning after and asked what a va-jay-jay, looks, feels and tastes like? That’s the voicemail you want to hear on TMZ.
why are they married they’re only like 22 or something!
Everyone thinks a wedding band “seals the deal” geeeeez..
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He is married at a really young age, did you notice the look on his face, its like weired.
He has the face of a fat guy
statistically one of the brothers is going to be gay…whoever the youngest is? thats the one.
LOL @ 16 and 17. Zing!!!
Pale? Check.
Flabby? Check.
JewFro? Check.
Doughy Face? Check.
if it wasn’t for the monster bank account, I’d wonder what the fuck this chick sees in Johah the Whale.
THIS is what the teens and tweens are all excited over?? Man, we gotta start teaching our girls to have more self respect!!
Man everyone has a negative comment on here!! Tis the Season to be nasty… How about he is a nice guy, who didn’t use a girl? Perhaps he has some kind of morals.. God forbid in this day in age.. Waiting to have sex is difficult. Especially in his line of work. That does not make him gay.
yes it does. If i had that much money there would be no end to the line of prostitutes at my door. Hell with marrage, you pay for it either way and i actually hear its punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Maybe she wasn’t a virgin after all. Maybe he doesn’t like seafood.
the banner shot looks like they photoshopped the Jonas dude in….. is the chick black? [mix-y like Jennifer Beals, Rashida Jones or Derek Jeter-ish...] good for him! add a little exotic melanin to the odd pastiness!
looks like they’re both checking out the blonde in the last pic lol
Nobody thinks about her and the amount of lube he failed to use to pop her cherry.
That’s why he ain’t smiling. Probably got the tip in and that was it. Back to the cold showers.
In all the photos Ive seen of these two she is most often looking at anything else but him, she kinda looks like a rich bitch too.
Geez, you pasty faced dweeb, at least do some push ups or something.
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