You Will Click On Miley Cyrus Because God Is Dead

For reasons that both simultaneously depress and reward me financially, you guys won’t stop clicking the shit out of Miley Cyrus galleries, so here she is in Miami yesterday wearing shorts she doesn’t have the ass for. I have no idea what that could possibly do for you because all I see is death twerking Armageddon out of a golden anus humanity falsely worshipped. I can’t be the only one.

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