You Will Click On Miley Cyrus Because God Is Dead

December 18th, 2013 // 15 Comments

For reasons that both simultaneously depress and reward me financially, you guys won’t stop clicking the shit out of Miley Cyrus galleries, so here she is in Miami yesterday wearing shorts she doesn’t have the ass for. I have no idea what that could possibly do for you because all I see is death twerking Armageddon out of a golden anus humanity falsely worshipped. I can’t be the only one.

Photo: INFphoto

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  1. Miley Cyrus Butt Legs Daisy Dukes Cutoff Jean Shorts
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    So what is it called when mom jeans are converted into mom daisy dukes?

  2. For the last time, Miley is not sexy. NOT. SEXY.

  3. If death looks like Miley Cyrus, then I want to fuck death.

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    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Liam, freedom is a gift bestowed upon those who respect it. You have earned yours. Do not treat it lightly!

  5. Miley Cyrus Butt Legs Daisy Dukes Cutoff Jean Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    So wait…all we have to do is stop clicking on her and you will stop posting her? Done.

  6. mileycyrusis a slut

    When is the operation to change her into Miles Cyrus supposed to be scheduled? I’m sure she is already 3/4 the way there…no curves, flat ass, like a boy and she chopped off all her hair….yea….the sex change is coming soon!

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

    I’m just so confused today.

  8. Hey Are You George Zimmerman?

    I WANNA BERTNY STORY! MORE BERTNY STORIES PLEASE!

  9. Miley, you hit so many of the checkpoints of my white trash libido, but I can no longer overlook this lack of ass.

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    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    Baggy. Also the shorts.

  11. Miley Cyrus Butt Legs Daisy Dukes Cutoff Jean Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    As God is my witness, she just isn’t an attractive young lady. I don’t get it. Why is she want our society deems to be, “Sexy”?

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    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Daisy Duke she will never be, Miley is a common tart. The actress who played Daisy Duke was a class above.

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