You Missed a Spot. In Your Jugular. And Other News.

- Lady GaGa will use her magic to repeal DADT. [Popeater]

- Aubrey O’Day wants you to see her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Chyna pulls a David Hasselhoff. Complete with bullshit excuse! [Dlisted]

- Pete Ross is officially a porn star now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ben Affleck is back. Bring on Phantoms 2! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian is torturing convicts. [IDLYITW]

- Vanessa Hudgens is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Linkin Park suddenly got a whole lot better. [BuzzFeed]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is doing Glee. Hope those kids like hearing about how organic scones are all the rage at her villa. [Just Jared]

- Kanye West wants SNL to kiss his butthole, but okay, he’ll still perform on the show. [The Fab Life]

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