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He. Must. Die. Now.
I agree!
douche bag is getting more attention then he deserves! can we send him back to costa rica?
TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg. i can’t sleep tonight.
Holy fucking shit. My eyes.
why is he all taticool? With the boots and shorts and bags and knife? Does he think he’s in the military? Or does he want to be a mercenary? What the hecK?
that’s “tacticool” which means “cool due to tactical gear”, “taticool” would mean “cool due to tattoos”, which is impossible.
nah, he’s “douchitool” which would mean that he’s a tool due to being a douche.
That’s gotta be the first time anyone has said “what the heck” in the Superficial.
Just sayin’…
Spencer has dominated the entire celebrity/entertainment news industry like a fucking chess master. He’s the Bobby Fischer of celebrity media.
Think about it, he’s completely irrelevant, has no skills, produces nothing of value, doesn’t sing, doesn’t act, does NOTHING at all…yet manages to get his face in print on a daily basis.
Is Spencer a douche? Yeah, and he still made you his bitch Superficial/TMZ/ET/etc. Proud of yourself?
Probably the smartest comment of the year.
Agreed.
gay
ur the biggest gay
Fuck you’re right and that sucks.
ur gay
ur just a fucking ball licking homo
Sad but true. Very very true. I hate myself for opening this thread now damn it.
Why isn’t there a big yellow star on this photo. It’s obviously someone shaving their cock.
I will give him this…
Just when I think he can’t get douchier, he ups his game…
Spencer, you have officially jumped from biggest douche on the planet to biggest douche in the solar system… Grats.
That boy ain’t right.
Maybe he got all F’d up when your Cock Doc examination kit (Your mouth) clamped down too tight? Hey not that I blame you: It was probably cold in that exam room and your stethoscope probably was chafing your upper lip….
Super. I’ve caught the interest of a genuine kook.
@Cock Dr – I think it’s that Richport’s Ghost asshat from last year. People got tired of his shriveled ballsack so he changed his name & came back.
God damn fucking ew.
I kind of liked Phantoms, mostly because of Rose McGowan. But it doesn’t seem to exist on IMDB which I always found puzzling.
that is one creepy lookin chick…
This guy drives me nuts please stop putting him on your page. You are better than this Fish….I am begging PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop giving this fucking moron a forum.
What the hell is wrong with him? And what’s wrong with us for paying so much attention?
He’s so disgusting
Does he lie about his age? For a guy supposedly in his 20′s, he’s got crow’s feet around his eyes like he pushing 50.
He looks Like William Katt from The Greatest American Hero with that afro.
What. The. Fuck.
THis image alone on a horror flick poster would turn it into the top grossing flick of our time.
yeah, that image with the words, “COMING OCTOBER 31ST”
Other than all that, his teeth are straight. He isn’t, but his teeth are.
Heidi meet your new doctor
Stop making me look at this asshat every time I come here.
Seems to me people come here to find someone to wish death upon
Fuck you for leaving this on the top of the page!!!!!!!! Where the fuck are the NSFW postings? This site is so fucking gay lately!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it always Asians spamming these sites with this crap? I’m not racist, I’m just saying…
I’m racist. I hate gooks.
where?
No wonder the rest of the world hates us Americans…
FUCK I HATE THIS GUY – JUST FUCK OFF NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOUR A FUCKING ALBINO DUMB AS DICK FACE!
LOVE U RACHAEL
Much love back at ya lol xox
He is the Andy Kaufmann of tabloids. Jokes on you.
Why do these weirdass things show up all the time now? Do the people who post them really think anyone on this site is interested in their crap?
That’s not shaving cream, that’s his boyfriends cum.
I literally cannot believe the universal justice system which means that this worthless, ugly poof was within sniffing distance of the most fantastic, tight little cunt on the planet.
Wow, an actual photo of Lady Gaga without make up. Cool.
He reminds me of this funny burglar of the ‘Home alone’ :)
PLEASE GOD LET THEM ALL DIE SLOW AND FUCKING PAINFULLY!!!!
Is he gonna try it now with snuff movies?! Ugh!
Looks like he’s wearing the Blue Lagoon boy’s scalp.
I did read sometime ago a scientific report about knives and penises.
He is such a tool. i wish a pack of silverside apes would gang rape him
That is a hideous thing to wish on those poor apes.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:
………………………………………..he’s incontinent?
He’ll eventually end up smoking crack with Leif Garrett. Who cares. At least if you’re gonna post stories about this ballsack-tick you could at least get Heidi’s tits and ass in there somewhere. She may be a dumb fucking dolt but I’d fuck the shit outta her ass, literally, then make her suck her own shit off my cock, then give her a nice shit/protein shake as a reward for being such a dirty slut.
This site is the epicenter of some sort of sexual tourrettes strain.
so spencer shaving off his beard is their latest media ploy?
please don’t give this dummy any more attention.
FUCKING ICK!!!!!!
Please stop putting pictures up of this fucking douchebag. If you stop, everyone will forget about him… It needs to happen now
yes!!! I agree! Let’s start collecting signatures or something….
so how much did he pay to get this photo posted?
Websters should put his picture next to the definition of the phrase “Ass Clown”.
Never in the history of mankind has a face begged for a sledgehammer massage this hard.
he really just needs to go away…preferably into a hole 6 feet in the ground
Does anyone else find his fascination with guns and knives disturbing? I’d feel safer around a chimp with a gun or knife than this idiot.
Who friggin knew Charles Manson had a brotha from anotha motha.. Dude looks crazy enough to be him……….
looks like a fucking crazy albino to me.