Says the man with the pink website.
Here’s John Mayer and The Situation comparing abs at the CMAs CMT Awards last night because if there’s anything country music stands for it’s two grown men giving the “all clear” for butt sex. Except, wait, they’re not blood relatives alone in a huntin’ cabin. SECURITY!


































Body hair is one of the last Neantherthal remains folks!
Holy crap! Who made him pregnant!?
When did he attend this Roman-Greek style wrestle match?!
JM tummys look weird. ewww