You Know How I Know John Mayer’s Gay….

June 10th, 2010 // 40 Comments
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Says the man with the pink website.

Here’s John Mayer and The Situation comparing abs at the CMAs CMT Awards last night because if there’s anything country music stands for it’s two grown men giving the “all clear” for butt sex. Except, wait, they’re not blood relatives alone in a huntin’ cabin. SECURITY!

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Comments (40)

  1. Chelsea | June 10, 2010 at 10:44 am

    first and LMSAO

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  2. Plo0x | June 10, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Cocksuckers.

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  3. Tupac | June 10, 2010 at 10:53 am

    hey look it’s Dr. Steve Brule over Mayer’s shoulder.

    FORYOURHEALTH.

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    • cara | June 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm

      ahahaha

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  4. Fumus | June 10, 2010 at 10:53 am

    Why doesn’t the Fish like John? Hmm…come to think of it…Fish doesn’t really like anyone…except boobs and ass.

    PROCEED.

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    • Gen | June 10, 2010 at 4:00 pm

      Oh, are you on a first name basis with him?

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  5. gogo | June 10, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Please… no….NOOOOOOO…..

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  6. den | June 10, 2010 at 10:54 am

    It was the Country Music Television Awards (CMTs), not the CMAs. The CMAs are in fall. Yeah, I know. It’s country music so most of your readers don’t care.

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  7. Jimbo | June 10, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Where is this? It looks like the premier of Broke Back Mountain II

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  8. Soley | June 10, 2010 at 11:00 am

    John mayer has gut, not abs.

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    • HighHouse | June 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm

      And his left hand is fingering The Situations’ portal of entry.

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  9. rien | June 10, 2010 at 11:02 am

    no preview pics in the reader = FAIL.

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  10. WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | June 10, 2010 at 11:05 am

    ew.

    that’s all I can think of when I look at this.

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  11. Chelsea | June 10, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Hey i respect a man who can show off his keg next to a man whos ego is bigger then mt.rushmore!

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  12. Bunny | June 10, 2010 at 11:28 am

    I’d go lez before I’d let either one of these douche bags have me.
    Well, I MIGHT wanna see the Situation naked first and take a look at what he’s working with. HEY, I’m a curious rabbit….

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  13. ZigZagZoey | June 10, 2010 at 11:32 am

    What I want to know is why that Golden Casino hasn’t offered the idiot “Situation” money to adverise on his abs……

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  14. Chelsea | June 10, 2010 at 11:33 am

    i hear john mayer has ALOT hes working with, makes me super curious… however, The douche… er the situation can accidentally fall in a fire pit for all i care befor he could even see my face!

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    • Bunny | June 10, 2010 at 11:36 am

      Really….. so Mayer’s packing, huh? That would explain why Hollywood cuties fuck him. Why can’t one of these fuckheads make a sex tape?

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      • Jimbo | June 10, 2010 at 11:47 am

        Why don’t you make a sex tape?

      • Peanutty | June 10, 2010 at 5:02 pm

        Why don’t you make a sex tape together?

  15. janice | June 10, 2010 at 11:46 am

    john meyer is fking disgusting. ew. fuck.

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  16. Georgeo | June 10, 2010 at 11:49 am

    They’re both fat.

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  17. Flaming Bag of Poop | June 10, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Thanks for fixing up your site, I guess. Post something funny. I don’t want to look at these homos anymore.

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  18. samechick | June 10, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    John looks like he ran out of shaving cream when he reached his belly button.

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  19. J | June 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    why is the situation at the CMT Awards?

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  20. Lev | June 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    When is douche bag Mayer’s baby due?
    So this is why he cancelled his tour.

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  21. ooooahhh | June 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    vain fuckers

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  22. Stuey | June 10, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    PFFFT, J.M. doesnt have chest or stomach hair, he just has a bush gone wild. At least the other guy had the decency to shave.

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  23. jake | June 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    john has abs..he made his stomach big on purpose, look at the V shape, u wont’ have the shape if you have a big gut!

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  24. Dee | June 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    ewww john mayer’s belly is nastyyy

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  25. Mike | June 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    John Mayer is a pathetic jerk for dumping his European tour. Must not have sold his shitty tickets over there.

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  26. Lynn | June 10, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Gay for sure. His belly is nasty. When is his baby due?

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  27. captain america | June 11, 2010 at 9:48 am

    ……………………………because SISSY-BOY’s JUST CHEER AT ANYTHING.
    just anything at all, folks!!

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  28. cellphone | June 11, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Ugh!

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  29. bimbamboing | June 11, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Body hair is one of the last Neantherthal remains folks!

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  30. Darth | June 11, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Holy crap! Who made him pregnant!?

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  31. Nero | June 11, 2010 at 10:28 am

    When did he attend this Roman-Greek style wrestle match?!

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