You Know How I Know John Mayer’s Gay….

The Superficial / June 10, 2010

Says the man with the pink website.

Here’s John Mayer and The Situation comparing abs at the CMAs CMT Awards last night because if there’s anything country music stands for it’s two grown men giving the “all clear” for butt sex. Except, wait, they’re not blood relatives alone in a huntin’ cabin. SECURITY!

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