You Don’t Masturbate To Your Porno, Farrah. Shut Up.

By: The Superficial / June 13, 2013

Because her relevancy is dwindling, but not enough that she still isn’t a complete sideshow, here’s Farrah Abraham on Stern yesterday where she tried to fart these two little bullshit gems into his mouth: 1. That her 100%, without question porno is a private sex tape that was leaked. And 2. That she sits around masturbating to it. Fortunately, Howard brought on JD Harmeyer to tell Farrah directly to her face that she’s a liar which I masturbated to listened to closely while forming a mature, cohesive reaction that wasn’t a boner. I couldn’t be less aroused. Anymore. (Anyone else hungry?)