You Can’t Polish an Ewok Turd and Other News

The Superficial / September 28, 2010

- Lindsay Lohan finally got around to entering rehab. [Popeater]

- Meg Ryan wants to steal Christmas. [Dlisted]

- Don Draper thinks Angry Birds is pathetic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blake Lively has looked better. I’m man enough to admit that/ignore my erection. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Victoria Justice’s “Got Milk?” campaign can’t be legal. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Swift is a pirate. [Popoholic]

- Bristol Palin apparently follows The Kate Gosselin Method of Parenting. [IDLYITW]

- Khloe Kardashian used to be uglier. Impossible, I know. [BuzzFeed]

- Rachel Bilson dropped something. [Celebslam]

- Bishop Eddie Long’s accusers can still smell his “curl cologne.” (Read: It was Jesusy.) [Bossip]

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