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This just looks wrong on SO many levels..I just dont even fucking know where to begin…
she’s starting to morph into Kim Kardashian
let me know when she morphs into this, k? nips and all.
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-kim_kardashian_playboy_regret.php?bfm_index=12
Kim’s nippy! yay!
Yeah, Boobs are made of fat. Therefore, due to the transitive property of mathematics, fat chicks have boobs…
You didn’t discover anything new
ugh she gained a TON.
Well, she showed me…
Apparently you can be portly and FUG and still get paid….
God bless America…
Right on. And still het laid!
Ive fucked a lot of weird ones, but Id pass on her.
What does Poland have to do with anything???
Dude – Now THAT’S comic genius!
why is she always doing that lip pursing thing? does she not know it makes her look retarded?
She’s preparing for another punch to the mouth.
-1
where do I get in that line? Jersey trash makes the best punching bag.
Man…Fish I hate you. You’re like “Yeah, I’m going on vacation! See you later HAHA JUST KIDDING LOOK AT SNOOKIE! SUFFER!!!”
Jerk.
Soon as i saw that one complaint in the prev post i knew snook was comin next. Double team him and wake up to speidi tmrw so chill..
she’s totally ruined any future viewings of The Wizard of Oz for me.
This fat ass cunt needs a swift kick in the cunt. Fucking cunt whore is such a nasty mixed lump of adipose and fecal matter. She just made me throw up in my mouth. Fucking fat cunt.
you’d think someone with a vocabulary that includes “adipose” would have a wider range of expletives at his disposal.
+1
If it’s cunt bleeds we can kill it
“if it is cunt bleeds”?
what? learn english or go back to mexico!
yeah yeah, so slab put in an unecessary apostrophe, big deal. go back to being an english teacher, mcfuck.
Isn’t Bristol a born again virgin, why is that dancing dude getting so close? Damn, she’s thick too bad a small portion of it went to her face. Also if she changes that moose fabric that concealed her large naturals I would consider tuning onto the show and take a peek.
Mama Grizzly isn’t worried. The closest Bristol and the dancing dude got was that sleepover at Bristol’s in Wasilla, where they painted each others nails and giggled like little Japanese school girls. Too bad Todd nailed dancing dude in the ass. Ruined the whole evening.
Question for the Superficial staff…is it in the contract that at least one pic per day must be posted of this hideous mildly retarded midget whore???
Yes, it is.
I honestly would like to know who the fuck pays any attention to this sloth? Why is she everywhere? Certainly can’t be because of that ridiculous show she shares with the other wiggers. That thing is a train wreck.
Dan Devito in drag
Its the CHUPACRABA. I see one befor in Mexico,and that is a picture of it for sure.
*CHUPACABRA
pendejo
Hosting a party at the Hamptons. And getting paid handsome coin to do so.
Satan’s lil orange helper hoists up her ta-tas for another hard night of partying.
SHORT AND FAT…YUCK.
FAT!
hey btw….ur chunky, n this dress shows how chunky u r times 700! ps. ur not even pretty to begin with either
Snooki, NO! …I thought your were DONE with the scrunched up mouth, kiss-blowing look??!!???!
Is it a vacation from SpHeidi too? I’m lovin it!
Whoa to the pic 8 id hit that! Shed have to gimme head awhile tho i got a cpl in me right now
Lol jk not this time toots
jonathan cheban is such a loser.. now hes attaching himself to snooki..o man hes embarassing..him and his filthy drag queen trashdashians.
She’s starting to morph into Kim Kardashian
She is so fat! I bet her dirt star looks more like a dirt pudding pop!
barfed in my mouth again
don’t try to church it up, you know at the end of the day that all you are is a cum dumpster
Could someone please get in touch with this barrel of spunk and tell her that if she wants to continue on the celebrity path to LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! She must have not gotten the memo.
Thank you.
Duck Face!
its always the completely ugly bitches that think their hot. Megan Fox believes she is unattractive. Go figure.
You are a moron. You really think Megan Fox says she’s a tranny and a man and painfully insecure about her looks because she means it? She think she is the hottest thing on the planet. “I’m so insecure but I’ll still pose for photos with my tongue coming out of my mouth and with my finger in my mouth and and my mouth open and my tongue picking shit out of my teeth and my lips all pumped up” Yeah…… right.
LOL!!!!!!!
Megan fox needs to check out meg ryan before having any more work done
how can someone with so much money look so awful
oh and eff u Fish for dumping this ugly bitch on us then going on vacation. I know somewhere you are laughing about this.
Flush it
nor a pile of h*rse sh*t & an diamond bracelet.
on the other hand: SHE IS JUST FUNNY, folks!!
that’s all.
Taylor swift taking fashion advice from seinfeld now? And wth i thot victoria justice was like 20. That jamie lynn threw me off with the whole milf thing
This fat cunt is the antichrist. Whats with the duckface? She is the epitomy of a nasty fat whore thinking she is hot. Women are so fucking delusional at times.
She is so ugly. Amazing anyone would watch a bunch of ugly whores parade around.
Perfect comment though. Ewok Turd that fits her perfectly.
I’d bend her over and ram my tongue up her ass. She’s hot.
You must be used to pumping garbage cans if you think this is hot!! LOL!!!
Are you serious?! ew! You want to put your tongue in her butt?
Ugh that color lipstick doesn’t look good on anyone! If you’re that dark of a skin tone, why make your lips chalky, pale pink!?!? I see it everyday and its always nasty looking
Why are hollywood producers so hooked up on these marginal sluts that have blown their brothers or done a menage a however many with them over a keg of beer. This trick can’t help her lips look like Britney Spears cooter, but damn! Can’t they find a cute girl to follow?
All this is doing is making my trips to Target suck because there are more and more marginal fat chicks or ugly skinny girls mincing around there in skank outfits acting all snooty like they are hot s&*t and they’re not. One asset does not a star make
editors,
PLEASE stop covering this person. PLEASE STOP uploading photos of “her”. PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! I beg of you, please stop!
thank you,
humanity
Just… LOL
I really wish Deep Roy would get over his cross dressing phase and get back to making movies.
damn! you thicky thicky thick, gurrrrrl.
She looks just like this bitchy little twat I went to high school with back in the 80′s. Gawd, how I hated that girl.
YEAAA cake it on!!
proof that lipstick on a pig is still just a pig.
In this case, more like lipstick on a pig that just rolled in shit.
God damn guido Hee-Haw going on here! WHY is this bitch famous?? Isn’t there some sort of stylist to tell her to quit wearing frosted pink lipstick? It’s like Kiss My Lips most famous color in 1984. It won’t make a come-back ya skank!
My GOD, it looks like a bleached asshole. STOP IT
Things Snooki says at least 10 times a day, “No, I’m NOT pregnant.”
I almost peed in my pants when I read the headline of this. Oh, how true it is.