Yanni beats up his girlfriend

yanni-mugshot.jpgPolice arrested New Age composer Yanni from his Florida home yesterday on domestic battery charges, after his girlfriend phoned 911 from a locked bathroom.

And while he denies the charges (even if his publicist secretly wishes them true to gain credibility in the 18-34 demographic), it’s hard to look at the mugshot and not picture a crazy Yanni, using an ax to break down the bathroom door while shouting “Come out and take your medicine!” before peeking his long-haired head in and exclaiming “Heeere’s Yanni!”

Except, you know, in a sexy Greek accent.


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