Everyone Wants To Bang This Mexican Weather Girl
Part of my job involves keeping my finger right on the Internet’s boner pulse – *rereads* Nope, that’s all accurate. – so here’s Mexican weatherperson Yanet Garcia who the Internet tells me the Internet wants to bang, and I’m inclined to believe the Internet because why would the Internet lie about something like that? The Internet doesn’t care. Have you looked at the Internet lately? It’s a zero-fuck giving machine of high-definition porn and minimal accuracy. It gives it to you almost straight.