‘X-Men: First Class’ is on DVD, If Only Someone Handsome Wrote A Review…

September 9th, 2011 // 8 Comments
January Jones Emma Frost X-Men First Class

“I’m the father? What does that even me- Aw, fuck.”

X-Men: First Class hit DVD/Blu-ray/OnDemand/Live Puppet Theater in My Basement today, so for those of you wondering if you should waste two hours and 12 minutes of your time giving it a whirl this weekend, Daddy’s gotcha covered:

They Should’ve Called It ‘Boob Diamond.’ A Review of ‘X-Men: First Class’

And for the record, this post is not an advertisement and/or sponsored by 20th Century Fox, it’s just one man trying to squeeze a little more juice out of hours of nerd work writing a goddamn novella that literally could’ve stopped after the caption. Fortunately for you I’m a giant, lonely dork. Avengers caption post, ladies?

Photo: 20th Century Fox


  1. Adrian

    I don’t care.

  2. Wow, you can see January Jones’ acting ability from here! An intensity of focus that suggests nothing so much as severe intestinal impaction, coupled with the yearning gaze that could liquify a quarter-teaspoon of sorbet in under five hours, are a formidable combination. Even her hands, perched atop where her hips should be, rest as lightly on her frame as the mantle of her thespian capabilities effortlessly does on her shoulders.

    Which is probably why, out of pure spite, some nasty costume designer has placed a zipper into her outfit that’s so low it’s threatening to spill her tits out.

  3. Cock Dr

    Evidence suggests no one gives a shit.

  4. bing

    January Jones is so full of fail in that movie…

  5. Random Task

    Wasn’t a outstanding job of acting on Miss Jones part . I’m surprised she can get arrested in Hollywood

  6. hausdrache

    I got excited coz I thought this was a review of the DVD itself. =(

  7. Aud

    January Jones scoffing at Christian Slater for not wearing sunscreen, LIKE SHE TOLD HIM TO

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