‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Really Was Just ‘Terminator 2′
Bryan Singer is apparently going to be a father via surrogate, but because I’ve seen enough Hollywood awful that I don’t even want to think about what’ll happen if that kid is a boy (“I do!” Shut up, Stephen Collins.), here’s the Honest Trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which does a way more entertaining job than I ever could of pointing out what a mediocre pile of shit everything that wasn’t Quicksilver is on top of basically having the exact plot of Terminator 2. Oh, and boob jokes. There are boob jokes. And you’re off.