‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Has A New Trailer

“What did Mystiqueness Everdeen tell us to do, Sansa Jean Grey Stark?”
“We have to throne game them with hunger and other recognizable science fiction/fantasy properties that will trick people into watching this turdburger.”
“Got it.”
“Also make sure Professor X says that one line from that other movie.”
“P.S. The bad guy is Ivan Ooze.”
“Yup, I saw.”

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