Wyclef Jean: ‘Sean Penn’s a Stupid Cokehead.’

September 7th, 2010 // 43 Comments
Sean Penn

After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97′s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), who he accuses of being a cokehead because apparently “You’re not the boss of me” would’ve been too immature. Via NY Daily News:

“I got a message for Sean Penn: Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine,” he sang.
Penn’s rep shot back at Jean’s comments, calling them “highly irresponsible and false.”

Wyclef then went after his old bandmate, Pras Michel, who said something that nobody paid attention to because I don’t even have a clue:

In response, Jean said on Friday, “I got a message for Praswell, even though you don’t want to support me, I got love for you, even though you only kicked 8 bars in the Fugees.

Obviously it was a good thing Wyclef couldn’t run for president considering he’s not exactly good at taking criticism.

AMBASSADOR: President Jean, I’m afraid we’re going to have to reject your proposal considering it’s basically just a drawing of you holding a giant bag of money beneath the words “Fixin’ Dollahs.”
WYCLEF: Yeah, well, you weren’t even in the Fugees. Fartface.

Wyclef Jean, Doing Black People a Favor Since 1969.

Photo: WENN

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Comments (43)

  1. Taz | September 7, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    WTF is that

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    • Rob | September 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm

      Wyclef’s words couldn’t be more unprofessional . Those who run for office dont come out and chastise their critics in this manner . The people of Haiti must be relieved .

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      • Isabel | September 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm

        ^^^^ Yeah, that. Plus, Wyclef has been proven to use funds from his charity for his own personal use. Haiti really deserves better than this guy.

      • Mohammed's Taint | September 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm

        Oh yes, I’m sure they’re pining for the days of Baby Doc…

    • da troooooof hertzzz | September 7, 2010 at 7:20 pm

      It ain’t right, it just ain’t right.

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  2. jkhjkh | September 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    LOL that pic is priceless

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  3. roughOrama | September 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    lol Now, that’s my kind of diplomacy. Haiti has nothing to worry about after all…

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  4. mutschi | September 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    nice!

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  5. Richard McBeef | September 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    fuck off the both of them can.

    i would so hit that chick in the picture. what does she have to do with those assholes anyway?

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  6. ahhemmmm | September 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    good god, he makes for one ugly broad!

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  7. diamondstudd | September 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Someone messed up. That’s clearly a pic of the hooker from My Name Is Earl.

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  8. James | September 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    I’d hit it!

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    • Johnny Cage | September 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm

      with a crowbar

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  9. Reg Dunlop | September 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    I thought Bea Arthur was dead? Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary pic.

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  10. Mohammed's Taint | September 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    It is hilarious to see Penn called out for once. That pic is how he makes himself up before meeting a third world dictator. Castro was so turned on he ass-raped him immediately.

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  11. girl who likes it in da butt | September 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    wycelf is a meglomaniac and hack. should be put down.

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  12. Amy | September 7, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    He is very unattractive…and even more unattractive while trying to be a woman.

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  13. Jack's Medulla | September 7, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I guess Sean Penn is the lead in the new Helen Bonham Carter biopic.

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  14. Righty Whitey | September 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    liberal dueschbag. these are the kind of people that support Obomma. what a joke liberal hollywood is. Sean Penn peaked with Fast Times.

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    • Burt | September 8, 2010 at 12:35 am

      You clearly don’t get irony.

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    • Burt | September 8, 2010 at 12:44 am

      Wyclef has essentially proven Sean Penn right.

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  15. Jack | September 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Is that the lead singer from The Cure? Man he didn’t age well.

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    • Harley | September 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm

      Ha, I immediately thought of Robert Smith, as well.

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  16. He-Man | September 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    What would happen if we locked Wyclef Jean in a room with Kanye West? Would their douche-baggery cause a tear in the space-time continuum or would we need John Mayer around for that?

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  17. Dank | September 7, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    …The fuck happened to Sean Penn?

    Jesus

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  18. SamJo | September 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Ha! I thought Keith Richards got a face lift…lol!

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    • Johnny Cage | September 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm

      Either that or Ellen Degeneres was caught not wearing her’s.

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  19. juaquin ingles | September 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    He looks like Elizabeth Taylor. WTFF.

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  20. havoc | September 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I don’t know if he’s a cokehead. Probably is. But he is a self-righteous little prick with a Napolean complex and limited acting skills.

    Now he’s limited to playing drag queens and Larry from the Three Stooges.

    .

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  21. Id | September 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    I like when Penn does Robert Smith. If anyone needs me I’ll be listening to Disintegration on tape and applying copious amounts of eye shadow.

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  22. TetterkeT | September 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    I was just wondering if the photographer who took this picture was ever seen alive again?

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  23. Eric The Pilot | September 7, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    They’re doing a sequel to Priscilla, Queen of The Desert?

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  24. Jo jo jo jo jo | September 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Shame… he would have been a good dictator.

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  25. Johnny Cage | September 7, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I didn’t know Rosie Odonnel lost so much weight!

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  26. friendlystoner | September 7, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    regardless of what you may think of sean penn or how ridiculous he looks in this pic, the point is that if wycleaf wants to me president of anywhere, then talking like that against opppnents is no way to earn enough respect to be considered a viable candidate.

    by comparison he makes G.W. and sarah palin seem like good public speakers.

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    • Harry Doyle | September 8, 2010 at 11:32 am

      Who cares if GW wasn’t a good speaker, at least he stood for something. Obama can speak good (

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      • Harry Doyle | September 8, 2010 at 11:34 am

        con’t

  27. captain america | September 7, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    but this is not all………………….

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  28. gibby | September 8, 2010 at 12:56 am

    Sean Penn might be the biggest fool in this country

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  29. Blondie | September 8, 2010 at 1:44 am

    If the transgenderd comunity would see this they would take him to court. Ugly

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  30. Harry Paul Sachs | September 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Maybe if you stand real far back from the monitor and squint… nope still fugly

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  31. Jack | September 9, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Sean Penn is a legend. The dude went to NO during katrina with a shotgun and just started going out into the mayhem solo and rescuing people. No other douche bag celebrity would do shit. He’s the closest thing we have to batman, hahah.

    Wtf is that pic though?

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