Wyclef Jean: ‘Sean Penn’s a Stupid Cokehead.’

September 7th, 2010 // 45 Comments
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After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97′s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), who he accuses of being a cokehead because apparently “You’re not the boss of me” would’ve been too immature. Via NY Daily News:

“I got a message for Sean Penn: Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine,” he sang.
Penn’s rep shot back at Jean’s comments, calling them “highly irresponsible and false.”

Wyclef then went after his old bandmate, Pras Michel, who said something that nobody paid attention to because I don’t even have a clue:

In response, Jean said on Friday, “I got a message for Praswell, even though you don’t want to support me, I got love for you, even though you only kicked 8 bars in the Fugees.

Obviously it was a good thing Wyclef couldn’t run for president considering he’s not exactly good at taking criticism.

AMBASSADOR: President Jean, I’m afraid we’re going to have to reject your proposal considering it’s basically just a drawing of you holding a giant bag of money beneath the words “Fixin’ Dollahs.”
WYCLEF: Yeah, well, you weren’t even in the Fugees. Fartface.

Wyclef Jean, Doing Black People a Favor Since 1969.

Photo: WENN


  1. Taz

    WTF is that

    • Rob

      Wyclef’s words couldn’t be more unprofessional . Those who run for office dont come out and chastise their critics in this manner . The people of Haiti must be relieved .

    • da troooooof hertzzz

      It ain’t right, it just ain’t right.

  2. jkhjkh

    LOL that pic is priceless

  3. roughOrama

    lol Now, that’s my kind of diplomacy. Haiti has nothing to worry about after all…

  4. mutschi


  5. Richard McBeef

    fuck off the both of them can.

    i would so hit that chick in the picture. what does she have to do with those assholes anyway?

  6. good god, he makes for one ugly broad!

  7. diamondstudd

    Someone messed up. That’s clearly a pic of the hooker from My Name Is Earl.

  8. James

    I’d hit it!

  9. Reg Dunlop

    I thought Bea Arthur was dead? Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary pic.

  10. Mohammed's Taint

    It is hilarious to see Penn called out for once. That pic is how he makes himself up before meeting a third world dictator. Castro was so turned on he ass-raped him immediately.

  11. girl who likes it in da butt

    wycelf is a meglomaniac and hack. should be put down.

  12. Amy

    He is very unattractive…and even more unattractive while trying to be a woman.

  13. Jack's Medulla

    I guess Sean Penn is the lead in the new Helen Bonham Carter biopic.

  14. Righty Whitey

    liberal dueschbag. these are the kind of people that support Obomma. what a joke liberal hollywood is. Sean Penn peaked with Fast Times.

  15. Jack

    Is that the lead singer from The Cure? Man he didn’t age well.

  16. He-Man

    What would happen if we locked Wyclef Jean in a room with Kanye West? Would their douche-baggery cause a tear in the space-time continuum or would we need John Mayer around for that?

  17. Dank

    …The fuck happened to Sean Penn?


  18. SamJo

    Ha! I thought Keith Richards got a face lift…lol!

  19. juaquin ingles

    He looks like Elizabeth Taylor. WTFF.

  20. I don’t know if he’s a cokehead. Probably is. But he is a self-righteous little prick with a Napolean complex and limited acting skills.

    Now he’s limited to playing drag queens and Larry from the Three Stooges.


  21. Id

    I like when Penn does Robert Smith. If anyone needs me I’ll be listening to Disintegration on tape and applying copious amounts of eye shadow.

  22. TetterkeT

    I was just wondering if the photographer who took this picture was ever seen alive again?

  23. Eric The Pilot

    They’re doing a sequel to Priscilla, Queen of The Desert?

  24. Jo jo jo jo jo

    Shame… he would have been a good dictator.

  25. Johnny Cage

    I didn’t know Rosie Odonnel lost so much weight!

  26. friendlystoner

    regardless of what you may think of sean penn or how ridiculous he looks in this pic, the point is that if wycleaf wants to me president of anywhere, then talking like that against opppnents is no way to earn enough respect to be considered a viable candidate.

    by comparison he makes G.W. and sarah palin seem like good public speakers.

  27. captain america

    but this is not all………………….

  28. gibby

    Sean Penn might be the biggest fool in this country

  29. Blondie

    If the transgenderd comunity would see this they would take him to court. Ugly

  30. Sean Penn
    Paul City of Orange
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean Penn is a total scum bag. Would I go see his next movie and make him richer than he already is? Hell yeah!

  31. Harry Paul Sachs

    Maybe if you stand real far back from the monitor and squint… nope still fugly

  32. Jack

    Sean Penn is a legend. The dude went to NO during katrina with a shotgun and just started going out into the mayhem solo and rescuing people. No other douche bag celebrity would do shit. He’s the closest thing we have to batman, hahah.

    Wtf is that pic though?

  33. Sean Penn
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    Wycelf is J.A.N.!

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