WWE Diva Maria (Real name: Maria Kanellis) autographed copies of the April issue of Playboy yesterday. Maria appears totally nude in the issue which must be awesome for wrestling enthusiasts. The only thing that could make it hotter for WWE fans is if they found out Maria is their sister. Or, okay, let’s be more realistic, their cousin.
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mo | March 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
no thanks
PunkA | March 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Hey Maria, where’s Donny???
Who is she again?
monkeyafterdark | March 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
hot diggity, wreslin never seemed so hot before, or did it?
N-Dawg | March 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
…just in time for international women’s day. grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.
Officer Friendly | March 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I got my issue with her today. Her real hair color? Bald.
nipolian | March 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Once again…….JLH please take note. Plus – it has to be better than those little fucking hobgoblins known as the Olsen twins.
candyass | March 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Fake tits and man muscles. Um no thanks.
OUCH | March 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
YAWN
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Zack | March 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm
That’s supposed to be “hot”??? You’ve got to be kidding. Horrific boob job, thin but somehow ugly legs, wide waist with a tummy bulge that looks weirdly post-op. Not a natural curve in sight, just straight lines and surgery outcomes. Not quite a tranny, closer to a tall chick who recently had twins and just finished crash dieting plus a tummy tuck and a boob job.
IKE | March 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
She looks kinda spooky without the “magic” of Playboy.
Sam | March 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
She really shouldn’t pose behind the blowup of the cover. That sort of picture is what the photoshop artists should include in their future job applications. She could say she was sick and her ugly sister had to do the autograph session.
dude_on_something | March 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I dare anyone 5 shots of tequila first – before they decide if they would hit.
Absolute no-brainer
combustion8 | March 7, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I thought being hot was a prereq for being in playboy.. guess I was wrong.
Randal | March 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Maria Kanellis’ career will certainly become vaulted by this step in her life. Playboy has always offered women of many shapes and sizes the opportunity to be seen by millions around the world in one single shot.
This will help her become more renowned in what she does and has done in the past. Congratulations Maria! xoxo
Tapeworm | March 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Fugly frickin face.
Ript1&0 | March 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You are funny as hell today, Fish. Manic crazy.
I was in love with my cousin once, but it didn’t work out. Not because we were cousins.
jofloo | March 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm
this girl was on outback jack. the reality show. yeah. she didn’t win.
andyl | March 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm
she is cute.btw, I saw this pic before on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire dot com’! Is that fake or real?
Famous Plastic | March 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Is orange skin still in?
tt | March 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
#17
so what?
Randal | March 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Aggie Spartacus | March 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Her tits are actually real, and it’s quite obvious if you see the spread. And, also, if you ever wondered why wrestlers are so over-tanned in person it’s because televised arena’s insane harsh lighting (mixed with theatrical lighting) will wipe all the color off of you. Stage actors have to wear a lot of make-up for a reason, Pro-wrestlers need to be tanned for a reason.
Oh, and I think she’s hot.
DeezerWeezer | March 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Better Playboy than Project Runway again.
Jenny | March 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Miley Cyrus in ten years…
Jen | March 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm
It’s hilarious that people are commenting on her “fake tits” which are actually real tits and a push up bra. Oh my, too funny. The fact that she’s not anorexic (has a healthy gorgeous body) and is super attractive makes these comments all the more hysterical.
The wrestling fans incest joke is trite. Next time try harder.
lbot | March 7, 2008 at 6:59 pm
She must on the juice cuz last time I saw her, her jawline was not so masculine
ellenmiss | March 7, 2008 at 7:03 pm
She is so gorgeous. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
“wealthydater. com”.. What is she looking for there?
funny | March 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Looks hot on the magazine cover, doesn’t look hot at all, far from it, on the candid pictures. Ah, professional makeup artists, stylists, photoshop, airbrushing, digital enhancing… the miracles they can do.
funny | March 7, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Looks hot on the magazine cover, doesn’t look hot at all, far from it, on the candid pictures. Ah, professional makeup artists, stylists, photoshop, airbrushing, digital enhancing… the miracles they can do.
I say, if you see a chick who looks pretty and hot in person and her body looks nice, you’re damn lucky, hold on to reality because chances are she’s the hottest woman you’ll ever see, in reality, in a magazine, in a picture, in a movie. Imagine how she’d look like photoshoped in a magazine, with her makeup done by the best professional makeup artists in the world and best stylists trying their hardest to make her look hot, airbrushed, digitally enhanced, with the aid of special effects. Yup, probably sooo much better than any other famous chick you’ve seen looking hot in a movie or magazine. Those bitches that look hot thanks to the magic of professional makeup and special effects, digital enhancing, photoshop and all that, aren’t something you’d gawk at if you saw them in person in front of you.
Mike | March 7, 2008 at 7:48 pm
She is super sexy .I love her.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site” wealthyloving.com”. Just curious what kind of relation she want in this site?
KillScrappy | March 8, 2008 at 3:06 am
Today’s Playboy Playmate! Tomorrow’s Chyna!
Roids | March 8, 2008 at 3:21 am
Zack @ 9:
the reason her body has that shape may be due to use of HGH or other performance enhancing substances over a long period of time.
eXtasyStef | March 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Two ways to limit the duration of your career: pose in Playboy before you’re truly famous or win the Grammy for Best New Artist. Way to go, Maria.
Rob Graves | March 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Links people, links. I’m lazy, but curious. You know, like Penn & Teller.
Aggie Spartacus | March 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm
#33: I would seriously doubt that she ever did HGH considering that she never was/probably doesn’t ever plan to be a serious wrestler. She was a WWE “Diva Search” contestant, meaning that she was a model, then did an audition-like contest where she actually lost, but got a job as an interviewer anyway.
The extent of her actual in-ring training is minimal to none. She’s simply toned, and doesn’t have a very defined waist.
Cristie | March 8, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Boring !
ghrgh | March 8, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I’d punch her in the face while I’m fucking her in the ass.
Ted from LA | March 9, 2008 at 5:07 pm
You must have long arms.
Stephanie | March 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Am I the ONLY person on the planet who remembers her when she was on that TBS show, the one like the bachelor but with like…. a cowboy millionaire, hmmmmm…. outback jack? lol i have no idea, just shows how fake the show was! hahaha
Naturistspacedotorg | March 9, 2008 at 11:34 pm
You are very charming and have a good figure. My friend told me that she once met on the site called http://www.naturistspace.org it is said that she is naturist, which is benefit to figure. It’s no wonder. I really wish I could meet her.
kelly | March 10, 2008 at 4:29 am
sexy gir,lol…i see some mare sexy pics on a dating site–interracialmatch.com/photo/blackchats they are nice and friendly.
jenny | March 10, 2008 at 10:26 am
why she look so different then in the magazine?
Josh Simpson | March 10, 2008 at 10:34 am
#43….. because that’s the power of photoshop, makeup and professional photographers. They could even make me look good, which would be a miracle.
absolute2 | March 10, 2008 at 12:15 pm
She is beautiful. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.
Kendra | March 10, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Got the issue in the mail today, she has gross boobs.
weslley | March 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I’m from brazil
I love you
vc e muito linda eu te amo
kiss
InternetToughGuy | March 11, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Fuck you fish…..I usually laugh at your comments but fuck you on this one. I am a wrestling fan and I only fuck non-relatives. Motherfucker, “pro” wrestling is enjoyed around the world, not just by some jibbering fucking 1 tooth mothefucker in a trailer.
gwen | March 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I agree with #10 she looks liek a witch or something. I think its cause of the triangular eyebrows and dark rimmed eyes and crazy hair.
Who is she again?
Ashley | March 24, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Maria is so hot in playboy Amazing body
smalldickbastard | March 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I would fuck the shit out of her with my small dick