Liebe Miley Cyrus,
Glückwünsche auf dem Drehen des zugelassenen Alters des Durchgriffes. Sie sind eine junge, schöne Frau geworden, deren Lende nicht mehr Ihren Mitmenschen veranlaßt, mit der Regierung zu registrieren.
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! (Happy Birthday, Miley.)
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Happy 18th birthday, Miley Cyrus!!!
Indeed. Best wishes to this toothy moon faced hillbilly performer.
Can someone fill me in with the joke? Why in German?
my man, if you came here for jokes that are funny or make sense, you came to the wrooooooong place.
I also want to know why in german?
I do find it funny but for different reasons, I find it funny because it makes it look like Fish is insane or something, but I would love to know why in german as well
AEWOI HA;FGJ A;DLGH A;OERWIGH;AEORG
Legal age of penetration?
BAHAHAHA.
depends on what state and country. as that could have been 16 or so.
however it’s the legal age of consent in the state of California and the legl age to show pics of her bare ass naked. or the very least an Emma Watson see thru plug er upskirt of her panties made by Elle macPherson’s company.
let the non-pedophile masterubations begin.
Hey Fish, whose gonna bring a mop to clean this joint up.
If she was actually pretty I’d be excited.
no shit. a dog is a dog.
Yeah, you can’t polish a turd.
Well… Mythbusters (Hi Adam!) may have something to say about that…
http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polishing-a-turd.html
Still a stupid cunt waiting for a nice swift kick in the cunt for being a fucking cunt. She is a cunt.
So if I’m to take away anything from your comment, I guess it would be that she’s a cunt?
CUNT!!!! Well put Dirtbag
Put through Babelfish:
“Congratulations on the rotation of the certified age of the Durchgriffes. They became a young, beautiful woman, whose Lende does not cause no more your fellow man to register with the government.”
Congratulations indeed!
Durchgriffes sounds absolutely appropriate.
Hell, she’s got plenty of experience with weinerschnitzel by now, I say sehr gut! [not really tho] frikkin’ McPoyle lookin’ skank.
hahahahahahhaa
Wundergroin na verboten? “Is der anyone een der (een der… een der… een der). Look out, here comes der wiener-schnitzel!”
Meh who gives a fuck
Anyone else agree that these Miley Cyrus posts in German are not in the least bit amusing?
You hooked nose cunt, MIMI. Not everyone hates Germans. Some of us are of German extraction you ugly witch.
Fuck yourself, you rascist fucking whore.
…and furthermore, English is a Germanic dialect so why not move to somewhere that speaks a fake resurrected language that you can pretend is your own…somehow…someway…denying Reality and Truth.
Dude, she said something wasn’t funny. How is that racist? You clearly forgot to take your meds this morning.
Just because she doesn’t find the joke translated to german funny doesn’t mean she hates Germans. Thats a huge unjeustified leap of logic.
English is not simply a Germanic Dialect. It is composed of French and many other languages as well.
You simple folks don’t know what you are talking about so mind (as if you had one) your own business. This cunt hates Germans. Don’t act surprised.
English comes from the Angles, a Germanic people. Anglish? Is that over your heads? Yeah, there’s French and Latin and Chinese and Martian included, we still speak a Germanic language and you can go cry somewhere thinking about it.
youre fucking retarded, not to mention your english is imperfect, so just CHIIIILLL guy, stop using google translate cause it’s not perfect. im part german and I took no offense whatsoever to what she said
I hate Krauts.
German is not funny. Dutch is funny.
Aw, look at Hunchy all grown up and still neckless. I guess when she turns 21 her clavicle will unhinge from her pelvis and her telescoping ET head will pop out and she will finally stand erect.
Now that’s something worth waiting for.
Have at ‘er, boys. I hope y’all enjoy rootin’ in my sloppy ten thousands.
I personally find zem MOST amusing! HA-HA! Der little Fraulein is quite ze strumpet!
needs more makeup
SURE!
Oh great. Here comes Al-Qaeda…
sooo I am german but I have a hard time understanding your text…and wtf is “wundergroin” supposed to mean? It makes no sense in german! my advice-don’t use google translator, it makes no sense at all!
Apparently German-Americans have nothing similar to Spanglish. What would that even be called, Germlish? Engman?
well, in Germany we say:
Deutsch + English = Denglish
what do you think bout that? :)
Pretty sure the intent of these posts isn’t to be accurate, dipshit.
Wondertwat.
Dumb question…. Name of the song?? Someone???? Anyone????….
99 Luftballons – Nena
Which translates to 73 Red Balloons.
I predict more paps racing to snap the first pics of her shorn snatch than scientists seeking to split atoms in the second world war.
So since she’s 18, she’s actually going to have to start being accountable for constantly flashing her vag to the world. By the time she’s 20, she’ll be a washed up crackhead low end porn actress who only gets camera time when she serves as the anus-double for a more respectable porn star who prefers not to do anal.
If I give due credit, can I borrowe “anus-double” for my next tirade against whatever or whoever deserves it?
What??? WHAT!!
you mean to tell me that all those Anal Porn movies are FAKE? WHAT?
Mel, you’re a douche. Wundergroin is a joke. It did not come from a translator. I should slap you with my Wundercock.
First of all, your german makes no sense (i am a native speaker) – sorry :)
The song is called 99 Luftballons and it’s from Nena
It basically says:
Dear Miley Cyrus !
Congratulations on turning legal. You have become a fine, young lady whose loins no longer get other people in trouble with the government.
Happy Birthday !
(Well, not really but i tried.)
Happy birthday, Miley.
http://www.printedmirror.blogspot.com
Female! Welcome to @yourvagina , It’s secretive, yet wanted. Give it a few weeks and they’ll catch on. Stay strong sista. Just hold off for at least a few weeks, and they’ll continue to be interested, Just keep some private.
C’mon hayseeds, stick a baybee in thar, ahm reddee fer sum kay-eff-see, whoo-eee!
In socialist America, Wundergroin comes for you.
Why is everyone pointing out that the German here sucks. You were expecting something more from someone who writes a celeb blog filled with your dick and fart comments?
Happy Birthday you lame whore, close your legs your vagina stinks and you are a talentless fug.
pay no attention to her. just do like this..
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/04/emma-watson-upskirt-time.html
Happy birthday ho, now SHOW YOUR CUNT! :D
Maybe they’ll sort her fuckin’ teeth out for her 18th. Goofy, hunchback, no-neck, talentless redneck TWAT!!
You said it.
I know what song is coming, and yet, I let it rain down on me. Fuck you, yes, I like it. Suck my dick.
Wundergroin ist volljährig, meinst sie wird die nächste Lindsay Lohan ? Ich glaube Sie hat das richtige Potential das dazu gehört . Wette Betty Ford einlieferung wenn sie 20 wird.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
“Neeein!”, schauted Pillie Ray in tesperation, “Das Wundergroin ist meeein!”
Butt py zen it vas too late, und Das Wundergroin hatt bekomm publik tomain. Michty emmanations von Das -now legal- Wundergroin kvickly besett effry last korner uf Amerika, hooz poppulation proceded to appsent-mintetly rubb vun out und promptly moof to ze next bitt uf trivia.
Und it vas zus zat Das Wundergroin fell von relevantz.
Zus spoke Zarabernhardt.
Fuck me, don’t disgrace the triforce like that.
something tells me Ganondorf AND Link are stuck in her sacred realm..
LMAO! (Thankfully) I must have missed that dungeon
Fittingly, her groin will play host to the fire temple in the upcoming Zelda
The last boss will be Ganon Montanon.
Why oh why must you desecrate the triforce?!!
Well this is going to start to get a whole lot more fun.
Making something legal, doesn’t make it desirable…
Yeah…, i dont understand why he make this so big..
She doesnt look sexy at all…
Awful clothes
Let me be the first to go on record saying I want to buttfuck Miley Cyrus. Happy B-day you little hillbilly
Her act is officially no longer relevant.
Fuck she is stupid. 5 bucks says she chokes on a load of German semen before the week is through.
LOL! Took the above script to babelfish and here’s how it literally translates:
Loves Miley Cyrus, Congratulations on the rotation of the certified age of the Durchgriffes. They became a young, beautiful woman, whose Lende does not cause no more your fellow man to register with the government. Happy birthday! (Happy Birthday, Miley.)
Now, THAT’S comedy!
oooooh hella yeah!
O-face + camel toe = I need some private time.
yee-ha! Actually, nothings changed. She’s still a self-entitled whore that has probably been drinkin’, crackin’, and fuckin’ since the age of twelve. It’s in her hillbilly genes.
the only 2 things that have definitely changed now that she’s 18 are 1. all that hannah montana money is hers to piss away without her folks having anything to say about it, and 2. anyone over 18 years old can bang her without the threat of jail time.
she’s got more money than Oprah, and a much, much finer ass.
Proceed to post labia with impunity….
Where the hell is Randal? I want to know what his thoughts are on this ocassion.