WTF Did You Do to Emma Stone?

Let me start out first by saying I have absolutely nothing against blondes, or more particularly, Emma Stone who’s simply following orders for her role as Gwen Stacy in the Spider-man reboot. That said, what in the hellfuck?! They destroyed* a perfectly hot ginger, albeit not a natural one, but a perfectly hot one nonetheless, to make us forget three Spider-man movies that might as well have been episodes of Power Rangers? I mean, Jesus Christ, how many lives will these things claim before someone puts their foot down? Poor Kirsten Dunst can’t even walk the streets without schoolchildren daring her to split coconuts open with her teeth. It’s a goddamn travesty.

(*Okay, maybe not so much destroyed, as made her less unique. Not that it even matters because she’s with a Culkin now, and God knows those Michael Jackson target practices don’t let go once they get their claws in. Case in point: I’m convinced Macualay’s been dating Mila Kunis since Uncle Buck wrapped. If not the day she was born.)

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