Nope. It has done exactly none of that.
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After revealing this not-at-all self-serving fact about her pregnancy, Megan Fox is now sounding off about motherhood, because if her three months of experience with it have taught her anything, it’s that her son’s friends are totally going to jack it to her. Via Starpulse:
It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby. I’m going to be more cautious about choosing films because I’m already thinking about when he’s in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he’s going to be horrified.
I just want to see if I have this all worked out. Step 1.) Get famous for titties. Step 2.) Shit on people who paid you for your awesome titties. Step 3.) Shat out a kid and dump your emotional baggage on his doorstep. I don’t know, wouldn’t it just be easier to accept payment for being an object of desire? Then again I’ve never had to do things with Shia LaBeouf. *shudders* Ok, I think I get it now.
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“Stop taking pictures of my body, Hitler! *gets handed check* Thanks, other Hitler!”
This post may as well have been titled “Megan Fox is full of shit”.
I hate it when women act like being a new mother somehow invalidates everything they did before that. If you were so mommy minded you wouldn’t have done that shit in the first place. Your son’s friends are going to fap to you no matter what you do, so cut the shit and STFU.
It seems more likely that in 12-13 years, Hollywood will have replaced Megan Fox with a new dumb chick with boobs, and the youngins will be fapping to the new model, not their buddy’s beatdown old mom.
Yeah, but with the internet they can always see her in her prime.
has everyone forgotten her toe thumbs? Her son’s friends are gonna call call her toe thumbs and she is worried about being a ho, how misguided.
Yes, she’s a dumbass, but . . . damn!
that’s a nice ass.
She must have brought that too cuz she always had a flat one
good luck finding a job that is not sexual.
that’s ALL hollywood hires you for. It’s not for your acting skillz.
It’s okay Megan, over the next several decades you’ll amass a body of work comparable to Meryl Streep and no one will remember the bikini shots.
Remember when Fox was quite the regular here on the fishal? Can remember when Fox had as many appearances here as we get now of the kuntrashians and the crackhans. Guess fish relegating Fox to occasional guest appearances here pretty much sums up, and reflects on, Fox’s movie career.
Like we need to compare her to the Kunts?
Also, think about this. That ho of Howard Stern’s, Beth Ostrosky, is hankering for a kid, so it probably aggravates her that Megan Fox shat one out.
Perhaps her children would be proud of her. If he were doing porn, that’s one thing. But posing in bikinis, or other revealing clothing, isn’t that big of a deal. In fact, appearing TOTALLY NUDE in a film, or in my bedroom, for that matter, wouldn’t be too terribly risque. Right?
hahaha funny.. the only movies the kids will remember (if shes lucky enoguh) will be transformer… sorry but she didint do shit afterwards. Anyway… sh must have thought about it before about this detail thou.
If we’re lucky, she’ll die from a crack overdose.
Megan Fox is made for ATM – it would keep her in pain and then unable to speak.
As someone whose mother was a self-obsessed pretentious cunt I can attest her slutty, I mean tastefully erotic photos are the least of that kid’s concerns. The kid is pretty much fucked for life. If he’s lucky he doesn’t realize that until he grows up so at least his childhood will be spent in blissful ignorance.
“Who’s your mommy?”
Good question. As many plastic surgeries as she already had and will have that kid will need help to find her mother in pictures 15 years from now.
GET THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THIEVING WHORE OFF MY PLANET!!!
Hell-OOOOoooo…this sin’t a Lindsay Lohan story. Pay attention!
It never seems to fail, whomever the woman is. Once a woman shits out a kid, she loses a good percentage of her hotness. I actually think Brian Austin Doosh will trade up in a few years.
If they’re not bothered by her stupid tattoos, I don’t see why they’d be bothered by her bikini photos. But I agree with JC above; the kids will have some younger person to wank to.
“Horrified” is not the word you’re looking for here, Meggers
I only like her for anal sex anyway so I’d just bury her face in a pillow and not have to listen to her while I slam my weenie up her tight butt.
finally starting to look like her old self – she’s eased up on the botox and she already looks beautiful!
Oh ??
Still want to bang her, don’t really care about the crap that comes out of her mouth.
The only thing that might come out of her mouth that might concern me would be my semen, then I’d have to slap her around a bit and demand to know why she failed to swallow.
Ugh, I’m tired of seeing her face pop up everywhere. Shouldn’t she be getting cancer in the vagina? She gave birth to a crack baby, that’s all we need.
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I assumed it was her preggers butt.
You know that baby weight goes to the tits and ass.
This goes out to all the average/ugly looking guys that say it’s impossible for them to get a 10.
Oh God… cut the shit will you Megan.You were never insecure. You are a fucking ham.
“I’m so fucking perfect”
Nope, doesn’t look like a total bitch at ALL.
she looks goood !!
Don’t you think this is a round-about way of saying, she is not interested in any more Transformer movies or re-unions?
DAMN IT!!!
She’s ‘going to be more cautious about choosing films’? That’s a good one! As if anyone was bombarding her with scripts or job offers! Aside from minor roles as generic eye candy in the jive talking racist robot movies 10 years ago, has she done anything anyone has paid money to see?
she has no butt. this is Megan Fox with her ass pads… its pathetic.
wow there bicthy on this page…