Wow, Motherhood Seems To Have Really Mellowed Out Megan Fox’s Bullsh%#t

Photo Boy | December 10, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Nope. It has done exactly none of that.

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After revealing this not-at-all self-serving fact about her pregnancy, Megan Fox is now sounding off about motherhood, because if her three months of experience with it have taught her anything, it’s that her son’s friends are totally going to jack it to her. Via Starpulse:

It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby. I’m going to be more cautious about choosing films because I’m already thinking about when he’s in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he’s going to be horrified.

I just want to see if I have this all worked out. Step 1.) Get famous for titties. Step 2.) Shit on people who paid you for your awesome titties. Step 3.) Shat out a kid and dump your emotional baggage on his doorstep. I don’t know, wouldn’t it just be easier to accept payment for being an object of desire? Then again I’ve never had to do things with Shia LaBeouf. *shudders* Ok, I think I get it now.

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