Alright, folks, this is huge. What you’re seeing are EXCLUSIVE bikini pics of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas today with her husband Cash Warren and their rarely-seen daughter Honor Marie. But that’s not important right now. What is important is A. That butt. (So that’s what heaven looks like…) And B. I got an EXCLUSIVE. Trust me, no one’s more shocked than I am. It feels like I just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it’s my fantasy.
Photos: Splash News
CoolSAiler | September 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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mike | September 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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not first! | September 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Not bad for just giving birth… not bad at all.
Randal | September 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Jessica! You’re looking beautiful! Love the hat, a style made just for you.
Congratulations once again on having such a wonderful and beautiful baby, it really is a gift and now you’ll have all the time in the world to experience being a mother.
Send a few high fives to Cash for me, will you?
Randal
Jayger | September 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I can’t believe she’s actually smiling… and not too bad of a bod after popping out a kid.
vanessa | September 23, 2008 at 4:07 pm
she looks wayyy better now
Rough Daddy | September 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Wow she puts a lot of broad who arent even pregnant to shame,,,too bad her attitude stinks!
huh | September 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
is it just me or does the superficial have a new unfunny writer?
supersex | September 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
something coming out instead of most thing going in.
jenna jameson in the making
hahaha
OnlyGayEskimo | September 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
She looks ADORABLE – 10 extra pounds of post baby body look really good on her.
If only all women looked that way post baby. Screw her for having such good genes.
KIM KARDASHIAN | September 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm
STILL NOT AS FAT AS ME!
Signed,
KIM KARDASHIAN
PS – I LOVE BUTTER!
Guest | September 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Wow. She looks better than most people I see on the street. She *does* have a personal trainer like 6 days a week, but w/e. This is INSANE!!
Good Job Jess!!
xoxo
Superfreek | September 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Wow, now thats an awesome body. She was just way too thin before, but now she is curvy and has some meat on her! Go Jessica, gorgeous!
Ferdinand Narcos | September 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm
At least,from that far away,you can’t see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forhead she has.
Ferdinand Narcos | September 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm
At least,from that far away,you can’t see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forehead she has.
hollywood_hillbilly | September 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
That’s enough out of you rough douchie. Karl Rove and Mark Buse are having a pig play party tonight and they need your skills as cornerboy.
Skeptic | September 23, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Hmm..hasn’t anyone noticed she’s wearing the same bikini Brit Brit wore?
ph7 | September 23, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Post-baby Alba = useless
Next starlet with nubility, please.
JimmyBachaFungool | September 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I would eat the after birth after she shit on it just to taste her pussy.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Her poop now has a slightly lemony-mint scent to it, or so I’m told.
Dura | September 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Nice size cans now. Oh and #19 thats just SICK and I’m right there with ya.
Langon | September 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm
disgusting cellulite. she needs to lose weight and get a tight little body. her career is already in the shitter, she’s going to disappear completely unless she loses some weight again.
Erin | September 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Her baby looks adorable!
sexy brains | September 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm
How do you have a body like that after just giving birth? Bitch.
But, she’s using Hawaiian Tropic tanning OIL so in 15 or 20 years she’ll be looking like a leather handbag and will probably have skin cancer, so I feel better. :)
Raquel | September 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm
YAY FOR THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, she's hot but | September 23, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I SAID IS IT JUST ME OR DID THE SUPERFICIAL GET A NEW WRITER THAT ISNT AS WITTY?
What'seatingLangon | September 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I’ll be in Cabo next week and I’ll be looking for her and her Mexican nanny
on the street but maybe they’ll just fit in with the locals.
She’s still a beautiful girl.
Huh? | September 23, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I knew there was a reason i still lurked around on this site, and no it’s the same writer he’s just not gonna make a dumb move by making fun of what people want…..Read more comments.
Mistik | September 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
She looks FAT!!
Captain-Insano | September 23, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Her post pregnant body is 500 times nicer than most womens never pregnant body. See fatties, pregnancy is not an excuse.
Mistik | September 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm
#30
I agree with you, but that doesn’t take away the fact that if this was anyone else; you and everyone else included would be here calling her names…
Bottom line:
-She does look fat!
End of the story.. Away with her..
Loopylass | September 23, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Give the lady a break she has just had a baby and looks great for it still
pat | September 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Cellulite ?? (#22 Langon) Where? Are you just mistaking the water on her leg from the pool (or hottub) for cellulite?
Rough Daddy | September 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm
#16 “hillbilly” was that a suggestion or a request?
Yes! | September 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Much, much better looking and attractive than that tub-o-lard kardashian. Jess is a fine example. There’s no reason for a young, petite, short healthy woman to have an ass the size of a Volkswagen like Kim K has.
Christopher | September 23, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Congrats on the exclusive… too bad that ass isn’t in higher clarity, though.
Proud Mom | September 23, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Her body has improved after having a baby. I am petite too and my body improved after having a baby too and my breasts got bigger too.
Pat | September 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
In the time it took to snap those pictures, Jessica spent more time with her new baby than Sarah Palin has with hers over the last 2 weeks.
PP | September 23, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#35
So true! It is amusing how fat chicks like Kim try to blame it on genes instead of the truth; they eat too much and it shows.
po0tie | September 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Boner!
sexy brains | September 23, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Not to mention that putting a baby in a hot tub is extremely dangerous. Their little bodies can’t dispel heat the way adults can.
Celebrities are morons.
FRIST!!! | September 23, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Miley Cyrus is kind of ugly..
kol | September 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
She all flabby and sloppy now. Her love box is now 5 sizes too big as well.
What a travesty.
jaime | September 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm
congrats on the exclusive. but if it is exclusive, why does splash news have it?
Jack | September 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Nice butt. Butt-ugly kid.
FRIST!!! | September 23, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I’m bored. Need some arrowhead I think. And where’s minniememe with my jack and coke??
haroof | September 23, 2008 at 5:51 pm
this bitch is frigid with zero sex appeal.
i’ll take jessica biel instead.
Jayger | September 23, 2008 at 5:56 pm
line the glasses up! jack daniels or jagermeister?
Elmer Palmer | September 23, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I wonder if she’d be up for a threesome with Supernanny??
mimi | September 23, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Let us prey!
I am praying for some cock.