Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo to meet her parents for dinner at Madeos in Beverly Hills. Paris’ parents Rick and Kathy were celebrating their 28th anniversary together. The highlight of the evening will be when Rick leans over to Alex and whispers, “There are two condoms in my hand. I want you to wear them both at the same time. Don’t ask any questions. You seem like good people.” Alex will then ask “Is this to, how you say, not make baby?” Rick will smile and say, “Don’t worry, Kathy and I took care of that when she was 16. Thank you, Mexican free clinic. Ha ha, good times. No, seriously, the rubbers are to protect your ding-dong, son. Jesus, don’t you read the papers?”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarcupid.com.it is a site for rich men to date sexy women.. spoil and support them. there must be some one joke on her .
Obviously this guy considers taking a blow torch to his cack’n balls a great way to spend a Saturday.
Oh wait he’s a male model so he’s the stupidest breed of human being on the planet (this is awoman’s opinion folks) so the poor mental midget has no idea what this STD infested toilet to the world will do to his little male model manhood.
Or he is seriously fucked up and under that nerd attire is a sick man who likes to be viciously punished but, isn’t meeting Kathy Hilton pushing the enveloppe just alittle too far???
Man I can’t even imagine what Kathy and Rick are like, I mean fuck their DNA created Paris Hilton. Thats just fucking sad. Maybe Kathy Hilton is the devil and Rick is the typical henpecked hubby and Kathy’s DNA henpecked and killed off all his DNA thereby growing into super deamon mutant DNA which created the sick waste of skin, god’s punk to the world; Paris Herpes Hilton.
Yes that is surely 100% scientifically logical. I am a genius.
Oh and to all who celebrate it, Happy I hate Paris Hilton day. I mean it from the bottom of my celeb loathing heart.
I’m pretty sure dudes giving us “blue steel” in that first pic…
Thank you #99. These guys screaming “gay” when they see a handsome man get on my nerves too. And to #101: I’ve known several male models. None of them was stupid. One was studying Electronics Engineering and making much money on the side by modelling. Another had just started a family, had a cute baby and was playing guitar in the International Church, where there were a whome group of models; my roomate and I stopped going there because the sight of such perfect creatures made us really depressed. Not that we were ugly or anything, we just couldn’t bear to compare our ordinary boyfriends with these guys.
Ken and Barbie. What a couple.
Seems like a nice fella. One of those faces that says he’s either got a good sense of humor, or…
…he’ll beat the shit out of her if she let’s him.
A hole in her socks and chipped finger nail polich. Like they say, “money dont buy class”
hahaaaa nice commentary. it was the end that cracked me upp
Is it just me or does he look 10 steps behind her at all times, kinda like “You can be with me, but at all times you must stay 5 meter behind me, do not touch, do not kiss, and do not fuck, in fact, sleep on the floor. You know, just like the muslim’s do with their women”
Must be a thrilling relationship.
which news is real??? It is said that she had a profile at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. She is dating there with a black guy . so strange
@100 and 104
The formula here seems to be something like:
HAIR + Hygiene + Breathing Through Nose + No Estrogen Bloated Beer Gut Hanging Out Of Shirt = GAY
Don’t guess he should be walking that far behind her though, or within 200 feet of her for healths sake.
where did she dig that guy up? the model store?
“Two condoms? Try a hazmat suit. Give the poor immigrant kid a break. He’s just trying to find a way to stay here and make a better life for himself. And in the process he’s risking his life more than any Mexicans crossing the desert in August.”
This post is just as funny as the initial one. =D
Paris Hilton
(Fugly + Hideous = Fuglideous) that Paris all the way
She looks bored in those first 4 pictures and the guy is 5 feet behind her in all of them. She doesn’t seem to like him very much
i Lovee the simple life and paris hilton such a good programme. I love tik tok and maybe this is a chance for us to get 2 know