Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

July 28th, 2010 // 49 Comments

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater]

- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr might be pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Michael Cera at the Scott Pilgrim premiere. [The Fab Life]

- The ICP Parking Lot [BuzzFeed]

- Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein. Yes. [Just Jared]

- Justin Timberlake and Elton John say “No” to Idol. [StarPulse]

- Anna Kournikova’s on a boat. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s latest love child is, surprise, not his so let’s stop reporting these stories until we find out eight-year-old boys can give birth. [Bossip]

- Alexander Skarsgard returns to modeling. [PopSugar]

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  1. after some the nastiness posted these last two days this hooka almost looks… good!

  2. Audrina Patridge
    xuc
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she looking at?

  3. KatyPerryLover

    Wonk Boobs? She is hot, I don’t care what you call her haha.

    • She looks smokin’ here. I’d happy fuck the shit out of her, I don’t care what you say about her tits. They’re big and juicy, that’s all I need.

  4. Audrina Patridge
    mememe
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she always looking upward?

  5. Audrina Patridge
    mememe
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  6. mememe

    Who is this chick?

  7. Drew

    I’d stick my dick in that wonk.

    So would any straight male.

    I’m merely posting this before a legion of high standard fools with month old chicken wing stains on their wife beater start posting how ugly she is.

    Oh I guess I was beaten by one.

  8. Audrina Patridge
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    apparently the sky and the floor at the same time

  9. Strongprong

    I want to lick the small of her back.

  10. Fapmaster

    I’d hit it, just sayin..

  11. Audrina Patridge
    Ron Burgandy's ballsack
    Commented on this photo:

    I would be honored to motorboat those wonk boobs.

  12. Marcus

    Mmmmmmmmm!!

  13. Belisario

    I’d stick my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift. Cross eye bitches are a always a good fuck.

  14. stinky mcpoop

    I think the ‘wonk’ in her nickname comes from when she starts talking. Because that’s all I hear. It’s like a parent talking Charlie Brown cartoon, only with a Valley Girl accent.

    Stay relevant Audrina, doing whatever the fuck your claim to fame is…

  15. Audrina Patridge
    once upon a time
    Commented on this photo:

    whats wrong with this boobs?

  16. Sardonic

    My pear tree is ripe for this patridge.

  17. Ugh...

    Damn. She’s got the worst tit job in all of Hollywood, and that’s saying something.

  18. Audrina Patridge
    Commented on this photo:

    Whozzat?

  19. josh

    I’m sorry but who is she ?

  20. maya

    yeah “worst tit job in hollywood”, tori spelling and posh look great, not to mention her co star heidi..there are a lot worse ones out there. her’s look fake but she’s still hot overall so why do ppl keep hating, doesn’t it get old

  21. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    God, this is so messed up.

  22. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She should get a refund from her plastic surgeon.

  23. Audrina Patridge
    Commented on this photo:

    From this angle she is golden. Can’t see the wonky boobs or eyes.
    But face on…….whoa!

  24. I can’t say the girl is unattractive, cuz she is, even with the crazy boobies. However, I just can’t get passed the perpetual “deer in headlights” look that she always seems to have. Even when she’s smiling, for cryin’ out loud! Clearly, there’s absolutely nothing going on in that head of hers.

  25. Audrina Patridge
    Vito
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Poor Tara Reid looks awful. What a shame. She was so pretty.

    And Audrina should never have gotten Tupperware tits. Otherwise she would be indescribably gorgeous. Just look at those thighs!

  26. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she is still fucking sexy all messed up

  27. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she is an angel

  28. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she is amazingly hot…I can’t remember my name when I look at her.

  29. Audrina Patridge
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    wait, doesn’t this ho’s family have enough scratch to fix those horrid tit-ays? her tits look like they’re trying to get away from one another.

    i’d still ram her like a champ.

  30. captain america

    because romantic magazines like “Hustler” are sort of forbidden in the states celebrities wear as less clothes as pssible: THIS IS MARKETING, folks!!

  31. Burt

    That first picture…She has a great profile.

  32. Audrina Patridge
    eternous
    Commented on this photo:

    Muito gostosa

  33. noodles

    I would pound her ’till her ears bleed.

  34. Audrina Patridge
    tim
    Commented on this photo:

    hooot

  35. Audrina Patridge
    iceman4896
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have a sleepy eye, or is she cross eyed….maybe both? Her face looks to have undergone some plastic surgery over the past year.

  36. Audrina Patridge
    costamar
    Commented on this photo:

    Wel, no… she doesn’t seem wasted. Actually, pretty clear-eyed and alert. Not drooling, stumbling and falling asleep like that convict Lohan!

  37. Katie

    I think she’s hot, but she could still refine her look a bit. I know no guy is looking at her smile, but if I were her I’d get those two front teeth shaved down a bit. Getting the filler in her formerly gross thin upper lip was a smart move and fixed her gummy smile issue.

  38. costamar

    Well, she doesn’t seem wasted… Actually, pretty clear-eyed and alert. Not stumbling, drooling and snoozing off like that convict Lohan!

  39. Audrina Patridge
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    i wonder if she’s just a touch retard.

  40. Audrina Patridge
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    i wonder if she’s just a touch retard.

  41. Audrina Patridge
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    you guys are retards, she is hotness … like u all have something hotter than that

  42. Audrina Patridge
    camila
    Commented on this photo:

    shes is gettin’ super thin!

  43. Audrina Patridge
    camila
    Commented on this photo:

    in picture number 10 you can tell how skinny she is…and her clevage looks weird

  44. Audrina Patridge
    Sophia
    Commented on this photo:

    Audrina is BEAUTIFUL, but man, does she ever have long teeth!!

  45. bluecalypso

    Adriana L. got back into bikini shape! Wonderful!

  46. Audrina Patridge
    K
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick needs to go back to her plastic surgeon asap and ask for a refund. She has one of the worst boob jobs in hollywood, the worst of course being Tori Spelling’s one

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