Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

July 28th, 2010 // 49 Comments

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater]

- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr might be pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Michael Cera at the Scott Pilgrim premiere. [The Fab Life]

- The ICP Parking Lot [BuzzFeed]

- Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein. Yes. [Just Jared]

- Justin Timberlake and Elton John say “No” to Idol. [StarPulse]

- Anna Kournikova’s on a boat. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s latest love child is, surprise, not his so let’s stop reporting these stories until we find out eight-year-old boys can give birth. [Bossip]

- Alexander Skarsgard returns to modeling. [PopSugar]

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Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN


  1. after some the nastiness posted these last two days this hooka almost looks… good!

  2. Audrina Patridge
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    What is she looking at?

  3. KatyPerryLover

    Wonk Boobs? She is hot, I don’t care what you call her haha.

    • She looks smokin’ here. I’d happy fuck the shit out of her, I don’t care what you say about her tits. They’re big and juicy, that’s all I need.

  4. Audrina Patridge
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    Why is she always looking upward?

  5. Audrina Patridge
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  6. mememe

    Who is this chick?

  7. Drew

    I’d stick my dick in that wonk.

    So would any straight male.

    I’m merely posting this before a legion of high standard fools with month old chicken wing stains on their wife beater start posting how ugly she is.

    Oh I guess I was beaten by one.

  8. Audrina Patridge
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    apparently the sky and the floor at the same time

  9. Strongprong

    I want to lick the small of her back.

  10. Fapmaster

    I’d hit it, just sayin..

  11. Audrina Patridge
    Ron Burgandy's ballsack
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    I would be honored to motorboat those wonk boobs.

  12. Marcus


  13. Belisario

    I’d stick my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift. Cross eye bitches are a always a good fuck.

  14. stinky mcpoop

    I think the ‘wonk’ in her nickname comes from when she starts talking. Because that’s all I hear. It’s like a parent talking Charlie Brown cartoon, only with a Valley Girl accent.

    Stay relevant Audrina, doing whatever the fuck your claim to fame is…

  15. Audrina Patridge
    once upon a time
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    whats wrong with this boobs?

  16. Sardonic

    My pear tree is ripe for this patridge.

  17. Ugh...

    Damn. She’s got the worst tit job in all of Hollywood, and that’s saying something.

  18. Audrina Patridge
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  19. josh

    I’m sorry but who is she ?

  20. maya

    yeah “worst tit job in hollywood”, tori spelling and posh look great, not to mention her co star heidi..there are a lot worse ones out there. her’s look fake but she’s still hot overall so why do ppl keep hating, doesn’t it get old

  21. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
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    God, this is so messed up.

  22. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
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    She should get a refund from her plastic surgeon.

  23. Audrina Patridge
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    From this angle she is golden. Can’t see the wonky boobs or eyes.
    But face on…….whoa!

  24. I can’t say the girl is unattractive, cuz she is, even with the crazy boobies. However, I just can’t get passed the perpetual “deer in headlights” look that she always seems to have. Even when she’s smiling, for cryin’ out loud! Clearly, there’s absolutely nothing going on in that head of hers.

  25. Audrina Patridge
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    Wow. Poor Tara Reid looks awful. What a shame. She was so pretty.

    And Audrina should never have gotten Tupperware tits. Otherwise she would be indescribably gorgeous. Just look at those thighs!

  26. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    she is still fucking sexy all messed up

  27. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    she is an angel

  28. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    she is amazingly hot…I can’t remember my name when I look at her.

  29. Audrina Patridge
    Any Guy
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    wait, doesn’t this ho’s family have enough scratch to fix those horrid tit-ays? her tits look like they’re trying to get away from one another.

    i’d still ram her like a champ.

  30. captain america

    because romantic magazines like “Hustler” are sort of forbidden in the states celebrities wear as less clothes as pssible: THIS IS MARKETING, folks!!

  31. Burt

    That first picture…She has a great profile.

  32. Audrina Patridge
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    Muito gostosa

  33. noodles

    I would pound her ’till her ears bleed.

  34. Audrina Patridge
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  35. Audrina Patridge
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    Does she have a sleepy eye, or is she cross eyed….maybe both? Her face looks to have undergone some plastic surgery over the past year.

  36. Audrina Patridge
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    Wel, no… she doesn’t seem wasted. Actually, pretty clear-eyed and alert. Not drooling, stumbling and falling asleep like that convict Lohan!

  37. Katie

    I think she’s hot, but she could still refine her look a bit. I know no guy is looking at her smile, but if I were her I’d get those two front teeth shaved down a bit. Getting the filler in her formerly gross thin upper lip was a smart move and fixed her gummy smile issue.

  38. costamar

    Well, she doesn’t seem wasted… Actually, pretty clear-eyed and alert. Not stumbling, drooling and snoozing off like that convict Lohan!

  39. Audrina Patridge
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    i wonder if she’s just a touch retard.

  40. Audrina Patridge
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    i wonder if she’s just a touch retard.

  41. Audrina Patridge
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    you guys are retards, she is hotness … like u all have something hotter than that

  42. Audrina Patridge
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    shes is gettin’ super thin!

  43. Audrina Patridge
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    in picture number 10 you can tell how skinny she is…and her clevage looks weird

  44. Audrina Patridge
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    Audrina is BEAUTIFUL, but man, does she ever have long teeth!!

  45. bluecalypso

    Adriana L. got back into bikini shape! Wonderful!

  46. Audrina Patridge
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    This chick needs to go back to her plastic surgeon asap and ask for a refund. She has one of the worst boob jobs in hollywood, the worst of course being Tori Spelling’s one

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