Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

July 28th, 2010 // 23 Comments

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater]

- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr might be pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Michael Cera at the Scott Pilgrim premiere. [The Fab Life]

- The ICP Parking Lot [BuzzFeed]

- Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein. Yes. [Just Jared]

- Justin Timberlake and Elton John say “No” to Idol. [StarPulse]

- Anna Kournikova’s on a boat. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s latest love child is, surprise, not his so let’s stop reporting these stories until we find out eight-year-old boys can give birth. [Bossip]

- Alexander Skarsgard returns to modeling. [PopSugar]

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Comments (23)

  1. dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Første

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  2. dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    after some the nastiness posted these last two days this hooka almost looks… good!

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  3. KatyPerryLover | July 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Wonk Boobs? She is hot, I don’t care what you call her haha.

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    • DKNY | July 28, 2010 at 11:32 pm

      She looks smokin’ here. I’d happy fuck the shit out of her, I don’t care what you say about her tits. They’re big and juicy, that’s all I need.

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  4. mememe | July 28, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Who is this chick?

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  5. Drew | July 28, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    I’d stick my dick in that wonk.

    So would any straight male.

    I’m merely posting this before a legion of high standard fools with month old chicken wing stains on their wife beater start posting how ugly she is.

    Oh I guess I was beaten by one.

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  6. Strongprong | July 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I want to lick the small of her back.

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  7. Fapmaster | July 28, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    I’d hit it, just sayin..

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  8. Marcus | July 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Mmmmmmmmm!!

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  9. Belisario | July 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    I’d stick my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift. Cross eye bitches are a always a good fuck.

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    • Jen | July 29, 2010 at 9:29 am

      you could fuck her till her eyes go straight, lol

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  10. stinky mcpoop | July 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    I think the ‘wonk’ in her nickname comes from when she starts talking. Because that’s all I hear. It’s like a parent talking Charlie Brown cartoon, only with a Valley Girl accent.

    Stay relevant Audrina, doing whatever the fuck your claim to fame is…

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  11. Sardonic | July 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    My pear tree is ripe for this patridge.

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  12. Ugh... | July 28, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Damn. She’s got the worst tit job in all of Hollywood, and that’s saying something.

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  13. josh | July 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    I’m sorry but who is she ?

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  14. maya | July 28, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    yeah “worst tit job in hollywood”, tori spelling and posh look great, not to mention her co star heidi..there are a lot worse ones out there. her’s look fake but she’s still hot overall so why do ppl keep hating, doesn’t it get old

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  15. ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    I can’t say the girl is unattractive, cuz she is, even with the crazy boobies. However, I just can’t get passed the perpetual “deer in headlights” look that she always seems to have. Even when she’s smiling, for cryin’ out loud! Clearly, there’s absolutely nothing going on in that head of hers.

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  16. captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:31 am

    because romantic magazines like “Hustler” are sort of forbidden in the states celebrities wear as less clothes as pssible: THIS IS MARKETING, folks!!

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  17. Burt | July 29, 2010 at 12:40 am

    That first picture…She has a great profile.

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  18. noodles | July 29, 2010 at 7:53 am

    I would pound her ’till her ears bleed.

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  19. Katie | July 29, 2010 at 11:11 am

    I think she’s hot, but she could still refine her look a bit. I know no guy is looking at her smile, but if I were her I’d get those two front teeth shaved down a bit. Getting the filler in her formerly gross thin upper lip was a smart move and fixed her gummy smile issue.

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  20. costamar | July 29, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Well, she doesn’t seem wasted… Actually, pretty clear-eyed and alert. Not stumbling, drooling and snoozing off like that convict Lohan!

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  21. bluecalypso | July 29, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Adriana L. got back into bikini shape! Wonderful!

    Reply

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