Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater]

- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr might be pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Michael Cera at the Scott Pilgrim premiere. [The Fab Life]

- The ICP Parking Lot [BuzzFeed]

- Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein. Yes. [Just Jared]

- Justin Timberlake and Elton John say “No” to Idol. [StarPulse]

- Anna Kournikova’s on a boat. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s latest love child is, surprise, not his so let’s stop reporting these stories until we find out eight-year-old boys can give birth. [Bossip]

- Alexander Skarsgard returns to modeling. [PopSugar]

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