According to Deadline, stuntman turned director Jesse V. Johnson slapped together this $3,500 fan trailer starring Danish singer/actress Nina Bergman as Wonder Woman in an effort to showcase his action skills to major studios. Which is way more information than you needed to know about two minutes of Wonder Woman in impossibly short shorts killing Nazis and fucking up planes with a giant machine gun. Somewhere Michael Bay‘s kicking himself for not making Megan Fox do this only to realize there’s no reason he still can’t. Except probably not with Nazis. “Dudes are my bros,” he’ll explain to Eva Braun.