It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’

June 17th, 2013 // 20 Comments
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WATCH: 'The Wolf of Wall Street' Trailer

Here’s the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life’s ambitions is to carry Peter Dinklage in a Bjorn so he can slap everyone I hate. However, I will accept Margot Robbie in lingerie and Matthew McConaughey doing weird shit as an excuse to Redbox this. My $1.50 needs to be finessed.

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  1. The Toof

    The yacht is called the S. S. Cellulite.

  2. JC

    I feel like this movie will only be satisfying if every major character gets horribly killed.

  3. schmidtler

    Is he supposed to be a pussy in this movie, because he holds a cigarette like a pussy. Maybe he’s just a shitty actor that should stick to dumbfuck 3 stooges caliber slapstick.

  4. bob

    Kanye is such a fucking hack

  5. anonymous

    Those who allow Matthew McConaughey continue acting should get kicked in the nuts for doing so.

    I guess Johan Hill doesn’t realized that Robin Williams and Jim Carrey both did what he is aiming to do; only to find their comedy careers die too.

  6. j-sin

    Wow, ANOTHER movie about greedy rich people. Just what the country needs right now…

  7. I think you meant “G-d”.

  8. Jim

    Say what you like, that is a great fucking trailer.

  9. What are they humming while they’re pounding their chests at the end there? I feel like it’s a joke, but I’m trying to hard to figure the tune to get it. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Thinking too much just gets in the way.

  10. This looks fucking awesome, what are you turds talking about in here?

  11. Kel

    Even some of the great dramatic actors who have transitioned say that comedy is harder. Comedy is all about timing and not everyone can get it right. Jonah Hill included.

  12. Jonah Hill notwithstanding, this looks like it might be an entertaining movie.

  13. Swearin

    Almost every movie DiCaprio has ever made reminds us all of how rich he is and how much pussy he gets:
    - Romeo + Juliet: rich, bangs Claire Danes
    - Titanic: not rich, but goes to fancy dinner party & bangs an aristocrat
    - Celebrity: rich, famous, chases tail in Hollywood, basically his real life
    - Iron Mask: king of France, bangs courtesans
    - The Beach: on a secluded island w/ hot young people
    - Catch Me If U Can: cons his way into rich, bangs stewardesses
    - Aviator: richest man in western US, bangs famous actresses
    - 2005-2011, not so much, but rich IRL, bangs Vic’s Secret models
    - Django: rich, likes black prostitutes
    - Wolf: super rich, parties w/ hot women on yachts, basically his real life again

  14. Matthew has some bad hair coloring going on.
    Anyway this movies looks like a cross between Goodfellas in terms of narration and Wall Street.
    Kate Upton is nothing but a fucking piece of meat= Hollywood sex prop.
    Hill is the smart, nerdy Jew.
    Leo is the PLAYBOY
    Yawn!

  15. Jazzy Jeff

    Looks fucking awful and its trying way too hard.

  16. Jenn

    I don’t know why that tubby little derp is going on about how he’s serious now, it makes him sound like a pretentious jackass. Any dramatic actor will tell you comedy is more difficult. I guess that’s why DiCreepio doesn’t do it. Everyone can’t be like RDJ.

  17. forest

    I prefer nice young Jewish actors like Logan Lerman, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, and Mila Kunis.

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