It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2013

Here’s the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life’s ambitions is to carry Peter Dinklage in a Bjorn so he can slap everyone I hate. However, I will accept Margot Robbie in lingerie and Matthew McConaughey doing weird shit as an excuse to Redbox this. My $1.50 needs to be finessed.