Winona Ryder crime spree continues?

November 28th, 2008 // 76 Comments

What did Winona Ryder have to be grateful about this Thanksgiving? Probably the fact that her celebrity status allows her to get high out of her mind on goofballs, swipe whatever she wants and pretty much walk away from it all without legal repercussions. Fresh from her Xanax-fueled airplane collapse last week, Ryder, who has a history of “forgetting” to pay for things, apparently got a sweet, sweet discount on $125,000 worth of diamond jewelry over the weekend. The New York Post reports:

Sticky-fingered actress Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report.
Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici.
The “Girl, Interrupted” star – convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills – claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel’s front desk for safe keeping.
But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.
Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.
A representative for the actress did not return phone and e-mail messages seeking comment last night.
A US-based spokeswoman for the famed Italian jeweler confirmed that the company had loaned gems to Marie Claire magazine for event organizers to then lend to celebrity partygoers.
The Bulgari representative declined to discuss Ryder or say whether any jewels were missing.

Gotta love the Hollywood-size sense of entitlement at work here. But if Winona really wants to stay fresh and vital as an artist, she needs to expand her repertoire. It would be nice to see Ryder in a bowler hat and fake mustache out on the Atlantic City boardwalk, bilking naive passersby with a Three Card Monte scam. Or a mass e-mail offering to share her vast family fortune, if you’ll just provide your bank-account information so she can transfer the money out of her war-torn region of Beverly Hills. Come on, Winona; put on your thinking cap! Or pop a few Oxy-Contins. Same difference.

Photos: WENN

  1. Backwood boy? youve never been accused of being original have you? every other word on this site is the word “douche”, which you probably have more in common with…

  2. Well, originally I referred to you as rough douchie, then I shortened it to douchie. Although I guess I could call you d.baggy. I dunno, d.baggy, rough daddy, yeah that kinda works.

  3. youre like a one trick pony boy! im wasting my time here…I like even the moniker “rough daddy” makes you feel small! it really gives insight what kind of sad fuck you really are…

  4. Backwood boy? i know you would love for me to stay here a play with you? but i have a table and guests waiting for me in the city! so i wont reply to your nonsense…ill be here tomorrow …btw youre the only guy i know on this site if i tell them to go screw themself youll do it,,,

  5. F-Obama

    She looks like Liza Minnelli. Just as old too.

  6. Douchie, you are making no sense. This must be the time of the night when you ingest large amounts of robitussin and benzo’s in hopes of forgetting the long night of gagging on penis and tossing salad. Still, you have an appointment under a table, wouldn’t do to keep the customers, I mean guests, waiting.

  7. Knee Ya Ha Ha : Gr8 points all ‘hollywood-hillbilly & Rough Father.”’
    You both seem like real ‘intellectual.’
    So. By the way. Inside job ? Having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’, molten metal in the ruins, stand down of NORAD – u know. That type of thing ?

  8. joss

    who is writing these “bad girl” things? they don’t sound the same as the rest of the site at all. i think i hate them.

  9. So.
    My friend ‘Frank’ from 16th floor come over. And we have… a little bit of popcorn.
    For a while we discuss how Jackie Chan could have easily played the ‘Edward Murphy’ character in Beverly Hills Cop. (‘Frank’ watch a lot of TV and he know a lot of movie.) Then he say
    ‘Frank’ from 16trh floor’ : Knee. Let’s us use the pirate satellite for that Mary Tyler Moore show. I can never get enough of that Ted Baxter.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh Ok . ( So, we watch show and I personwooly wonder how any of these pea-pole ever got acting work. Wasn’t that Cloris Leachman a dancer ?)
    (Not that we’ve seen the show.)
    ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : And how about that Lou Grant ? Click that link thingie at the top Knee. ‘Oh. Mr Grant’ !!!
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. Ok. Lou Grant. What you twying to say here exactwee ? Inside job ?

  10. ASF

    Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL

  11. Is there something to “LEND” for her?

  12. venomhed

    She’s cute? This girl looks like a young Liza Minelli, and what a dog she is.

    yuck. More of those artsy girl types which are frankly repulsive.

  13. By the way. The person who did the stunt on the article about Liz Hurley…Genius.

  14. billabong021

    Hmm, she’s kinda got that crazy look in her eyes again…

  15. I knew the human parasite would keep on rambling after i was gone!

    57 and 63 are the true intellects of the superficial!

  16. jay

    The sooner her celebrity status wears off, the sooner she will have to do ass-to-mouth for the porn industry in order to make ends meet.

  17. PosmortemG

    This lady has problems. I remember when she was way cute [ Circa Bram Stoker's Dracula ].

  18. Aja

    45 is a social retard

  19. lidiya

    even if she did steal them, doesn’t she have to pay for them if they are lost? and if they are worth that much, aren’t they insured, so who cares? the diamond company who says something is “worth” $125,000 wins, in this case.

  20. grammar

    “But if Winona really wants to stay fresh and vital as an artists, she needs to expand her repertoire.”

    …an artist…

  21. The Laughing G-D

    Winona Ryder = Cat Woman

  22. i'd.still.do.her(again)

    Felony hot.

  23. i'd.still.do.her(again)

    Felony hot.

  24. Surina

    Haha! No. 64 made me laugh really stupidly.

  25. I’ve always thought the way to go is with a princess cut diamond ring. They have the most beauty and elegance if you ask me.

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