Winona Ryder was at the Chateau Marmont for Erin Fetherston’s fashion show after-party and had her car towed when she parked in front of the hotel and forgot to leave her keys with a valet. And that’s almost as embarrassing as showing up to the event looking like she’s working on her thesis for Emo University.
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ESQ | March 24, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Yeah, oh hum…that sucks to be her…’cause we all know what happens when they tow your car, they fuck it up…I guess the hotel could not announce that there is a car parked illegally they figure fuck it just tow it…priceless.
Lala | March 24, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Free Winona’s Car!
penismonster | March 24, 2006 at 12:28 pm
my god, she is _so_ hot in this picture
SuperSpence | March 24, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Yeah, Winona is pretty nuts. And she’s a thief. And she hasn’t done a good movie since…Lord, I don’t know when. But you know what? I’d still hit that six times a day, and seven on Sundays. I mean, I’d hit that ’til it couldn’t be hit no more. I’d hit that until I got tired of her calling me “Conan the Penetrator.” [And it would take a long time for me to get sick of that.]
Yeah, I know she’d steal $20 bills out of my wallet, but that’s okay. I like to tip my favorite girls anyway.
blondie7 | March 24, 2006 at 12:36 pm
WINONA SUCKS THE WORST ASS EVER!!!
reptilicus | March 24, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I would have been much more amused if the headline had said that her car had been keyed.
Maybe next time.
Warrior | March 24, 2006 at 12:39 pm
She’s aging really well, too bad her career isn’t.
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I want to high-five the valet that let her park illegally in the first place, dash into the hotel without saying a word and called the towing company. Burn!
Spindoc | March 24, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Who?
Airdale | March 24, 2006 at 1:06 pm
I’d hit it!
sometimesboy | March 24, 2006 at 1:08 pm
you know the valet had to be Dave Pirner or one of the other now unemployed former lead singers of a 90′s alternative rock band…they’re all just like the taliban..they’re patient…
Italian Stallion | March 24, 2006 at 1:11 pm
When they popped the trunk they found all of Brad Pitt’s clothes…..Somebody call that goodwill and ask them if she was in there lately?
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 24, 2006 at 1:11 pm
The car probably wasn’t towed, but impounded. Winona took it for a test drive and “forgot” to return it. What’s a poor klepto to do when you can’t fit it in your purse?
Spindoc | March 24, 2006 at 1:12 pm
#12 LOL!!!!!!!!
MissyDra | March 24, 2006 at 1:21 pm
She looks too happy to be an Emo.
She probably had to dash into the hotel to empty her purse of all her ill-gotten gains. I hope the $30 worth of lipstick she swiped from the Wal*Mart was worth it.
Baysharam Guru | March 24, 2006 at 1:28 pm
“Winona Ryder gets towed”
That really sounds sexually deviant to me, not that I care.
Winnie Ryder lookie hottie in pic too
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 24, 2006 at 1:34 pm
This wide-eyed ingenue look is getting old…yeah, you’re cute. So what? You steal!
And oh yeah! I think you’re a serial killer.
Jayne | March 24, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I love this woman’s breasts.
Love them.
lesleyannf | March 24, 2006 at 1:54 pm
See if you kinda squint with one eye and don’t look out the other one, Winona kinda looks like Lindsay Lohan…
Italian Stallion | March 24, 2006 at 2:04 pm
If I would have known Harry Potter dressed in drag I would never have bought those books for my nephew!!!!!!!!!!
krisdylee | March 24, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Must be a slow news day for The Snoozerficial…..
lebowski | March 24, 2006 at 2:43 pm
She’s pretty.
Curse you #19!!!!!!
lebowski | March 24, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Yeah, she’s a thief, but so am I. I prefer to call myself an opportunist tho.
Hairy Gumdrops | March 24, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Wynona Ryder is a man.
HughJorganthethird | March 24, 2006 at 3:09 pm
If your gonna use a pic of old five fingers use the one she wore in in court. You know the scrunched up “What’s this crazy prosecutor talking about” face. I loved that face. What a fucking moron.
HughJorganthethird | March 24, 2006 at 3:11 pm
#11 classic. It was probably that bright eyes motherfucker.
Proteon | March 24, 2006 at 3:28 pm
All things considered look at her: she isn’t emaciated, isnt’ a fat pig, doesn’t look drunk, coked up, grey and hollow from pill abuse and she probably didn’t hire a photographer for this photo. Give the other whores you guys worship on this site another 10 years and see if they look this, well; normal.
tits_on_snack | March 24, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Stumpy little bug-eyed, hamburger-vagina’d troll.
Jayne | March 24, 2006 at 4:19 pm
http://tinyurl.com/hyjq5
Captain Awesome | March 24, 2006 at 4:55 pm
The more in trouble she gets with the law, the hotter it makes her.
Keep it up Winona, I love you.
Praz | March 24, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Emo University? Maybe she’s just trying to reprise her role from “Heathers.” You know, back when no one knew she’s a clepto.
#6 – Gouging expletives in one’s vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.
#16 – You’re thinking of “plowed.”
#19 – I still don’t see it.
prideofchucky | March 24, 2006 at 6:29 pm
It’s ok, the car turned out to be stolen anyway
BarbadoSlim | March 24, 2006 at 8:27 pm
so they towed her ’74 Maverick, so what.
BarbadoSlim | March 24, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Oh, and I read somewhere that the car had a sticker that read: Boy that Tom Cruise really loves the Cock.
true story.
Ms Crackalackin | March 24, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Winona goes out in public? When did this happen?
derekd | March 24, 2006 at 11:42 pm
All I gotta say is, “watch your wallet man.”
derekd | March 24, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Oh yeah and, “beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!!”
Danbalck | March 25, 2006 at 3:00 am
Winona Ryder, quite simply, remains one of the most talented, beautiful and (alas!) underemployed actresses in Hollywood. Whether in period pieces, in modern dramas or in comedies she is simply stunning and deserves many more first-rate parts than she has been getting. Let us hope we soon see more of this jewel who lights up the screen!
Evangelia | March 25, 2006 at 3:24 am
jew who lights up the screen
Drunk Blogger | March 25, 2006 at 7:51 am
I’m pretty sure I would hate everybody at Emo University.
What the hell does Evangelia’s comment above me mean? “jew who lights up the screen”? Uhh…ok….
CheekyChops | March 25, 2006 at 10:46 am
She’s still cute. Shame her career stopped somewhere back in the early 90′s.
gogoboots | March 25, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I’ve always liked her, she looks like a pixie. Winona’s just had a little drug problem and now she a has-been. Too bad, she wasn’t a bad actress, just was type casted into some dumb roles lately.
staticbumblebee | March 26, 2006 at 2:36 am
#38, uh, yeah.. no. Winona sucks.
ricardolova | March 26, 2006 at 4:21 am
Winona Ryder made brilliant movies for great directors. As a teen and a young adult, critics almost unanimously praised her acting and she proved she can be versatile to cover about any possible genre before she was even 30.
yesdnil311 | March 26, 2006 at 10:43 am
#19..no no dear, if that’s the case, then Lindsay Lohan looks like Winona Ryder, and not the other way around. You must pay respect to anyone who was cool enough to date Johnny Depp.
Tha-Flash | March 26, 2006 at 11:21 am
Ummm… I think I’d hit it. Lohan is better though.
EHsed | March 26, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#40 – “What the hell does Evangelia’s comment above me mean? ‘jew who lights up the screen’? Uhh…ok….”
Simple translation: it means that Evangelia is an anti-semitic bitch.
St.Minutia | March 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Janet Jackson called. She wants her Rhythm Nation outifit back.
FYI: Evangelia’s comment is making fun of the poster above her, Dan Balck: “winona is a jewel who lights up the screen…” VOMIT. Winona hasn’t lit up anything but a crack pipe in quite a while.
Roxie | March 26, 2006 at 4:37 pm
This is funny cuz we went to the Chateau that nite and they turned us away b/c of a private party. so we went to the Roosevelt and crashed a better party with Mischa Barton! stoopid bouncers. See the deets here!
http://kisskissgossip.com
sid | March 26, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Too bad she didn’t show up AS it was being towed, threw a fit, and got crushed underneath the tow truck.
Nobody wants a thief on the movie set.
I hate celebs. I love this website.