NEWSFLASH: Winona Ryder still loves her some shoplifting. This report from a week ago slipped under the radar of most outlets. But fortunately I found out, and, shit, I’ll report anything. Right, Chocolate Rain Kid? Anyway, here’s the scoop as reported on Janet Charlton’s Hollywood. Love your chews, baby! [Editor's Note. It's actually Charleston Chews. Not Charlton. Way to be, Janet.]:
Security stopped the shopper, who turned out to be none other than Winona Ryder! She showed the guard her receipt and he proceeded to check her bag. There were a couple of makeup items that were not paid for. Wide-eyed Winona said “I don’t know how that happened” and she quickly paid for the makeup before braving the exit once again.
Remind me to make sure the china cabinet is locked the next time Winona Ryder stops over. I don’t need her stealing my Darth Vader collectable plates. In the meantime, I have no idea who any of these other people are in these pictures. But I’m sure they went home missing a wallet, watch, jewelry and gold fillings. Seriously, she’s that good – except in retail stores. Apparently sensor tags confuse and baffle the Winona.
Thanks to Bonnie for the tip. You stole my heart and, also, my social security number. I’m gonna need that back.
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Another sad reminder of the short shelf-life of the average woman. 36 and you’re done? That sucks. It’s happening to Katie Holmes already and she’s what, 27?
We need more Linda Fiorentinos and Jill Hennesys. Or whatever it is they have distributed into the gene pool.
#42: Maybe if you hadn’t edited #6′s comment, you wouldn’t have misread it.
Is that a male, female, or what she’s next to?
Is that a male, female, or what she’s next to?
By the way, i recently signed up on S e e k i n g T a l l . c o m in hope to meet friends or more on Internet. Is it easy? you may want to talk to me under the name cathywoo there…
Britiney sex tape—-> http://stan1.nitrocelebs.com/track/MjM3NDUwOjU6MTU/
Jeez, she’s getting jewey-looking with age. As Jews tend to.
I love her sweet smile .I saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really fall in bad ill?
Cyclops, in Germany a lot of natural blondes dye their hair brown or black… because so many people have blond hair over there. What is rare is valued more. You totally overlooked this point in your blog.
Wynona made a poor choice of dress (this burgundy color on her very pale skin is terrible) , the black eye shadow make her look bruised and tired, she has too much mascara (you can count the eyelash packets), the red lipstick makes too much contrast, and her hairdo is extremely unflattering.
Yeah geez, gotta say she is not aging well. Maybe work done? I dunno–the petite/pixie thing worked for her when she was younger. Now she just looks mad crazy. That short hair + big freaky red lips=yuck. The look in her eye ain’t helpin’ either. She’s not even that old! WTF? Hahahah, crazy biatch. Last spring her and her dad did this big interview for Vogue {I’m a chick, okay?} and they were all “that was a set up, she would never shop lift” blah blah blah. No mea culpa at all. Just a huge sense of entitlement. Natalie Portman, are you listening!?!?!
Bearlystern and Ted from LA…I have a good computer and good Internet access, I never have any problem with this site.
Victims of childhood sexual abuse often become shoplifters (and worse) in adult life, if not treated for their trauma… hope that’s not what’s going on with her, but it might be.