Ah, Winnie Cooper, my first love. All those summer days spent swimming, throwing rocks at hippies and participating in other activities that beat you over the head that it’s the 60′s. But those times were never meant to last. Like most young loves, ours’ was doomed from the start. Almost as stinging as learning Paul Pfeiffer wasn’t really Marilyn Manson, I’ll never forget that fateful day Winnie Cooper broke my heart in two, and the words she told me:
“Kevin,” she said. “You know how you do those weird, little monologues in your head? People can hear that shit.”
Awkward!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
sillysalamander | August 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm
First Thunder-Cunts!!!
BOOOYAH!!!
raoulduke357 | August 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Kind of a butter-face. Hot body though, especially in the last pic.
sillysalamander | August 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
2nd mother-bitches!!!
confused | August 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i wish my penis was the straw in lucky #7. #8 shows the vast extent of her weave
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Still a funny looking beeotch.
morga | August 7, 2008 at 4:06 pm
she’s aged decently-well
sillysalamander | August 7, 2008 at 4:06 pm
yeah #2 , but you know the old sayin’, face down ass up, that’s the way we love to fuck!
Jim S. | August 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I am so in love all over again… *drool*
Jocco | August 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
she has a weird retarded looking face
liz | August 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
your name is NOT kevin…. ew
Kristin | August 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I love her. The Wonder Years is one of the best shows. I think she looks gorgeous.
Lmao @ the “They can hear that shit!”
Shenanigans | August 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
You guys are crazy, she looks great! She’s smokin hot!
sam | August 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Maybe if she stuck her head in the dryer on high heat for 60 minutes, it wouldn’t be 5 times too big for her body. There’s something going on that’s vaguely…chromosomal.
havoc | August 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Nice body…..
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Tara | August 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
She looks great!
Although I’m kinda confused about what the heck she’s doing in that dress and those shoes with kids sitting at desks :-/…girls on top of that. Well, maybe there were some boys there…but the tight dress and heels sent them into shock and they had to be removed.
Buck Futter | August 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
My semen’s in that bottle.
literarycritic | August 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@#13: LMAO
Gardens of the Sinner | August 7, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Not only did Ms. McKellar star in a rather interesting TV series back in the day, she’s also a maths genius:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_mckellar
And, admittedly, she looks pretty good.
Kate | August 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Wow she’s still beautiful! Like a natural, classic pretty, she’s taken well care of herself and has maintained a dignified beauty.
Ferdinand Narcos | August 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Smart.Hot.Not a slut.What is there to not love about Ms.McKellar,outside of the fact she’s not sitting on my face as I type this?
Bigheadmike | August 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I’d give it a shot
Poytu | August 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I tred to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.
Poytu | August 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I tried to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.
combustion8 | August 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
goofy face.. great body.. I’d paper bag it.
washington | August 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I dare you to stare at picture #4 for more than a few seconds without laughing. Try it.
Rick | August 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I think she’s hot! And if she kind of jerks around awkwardly and yells “guh” involuntarily and drools a lot, well sir, that there is the recipe for an outstanding blowjob.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
still has the baby fat…
Scott | August 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Definitely hittable.
scooby | August 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Wait, Marilyn Manson ISN’T THAT KID? Woahhhhhhhhh… i think I owe someone a hundred bucks. Fuck. I gotta google this.
I love the water-bottle pictures! She aged great!
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Wow, Ms. Winnie has excellent birthing hips
Grover Cleveland | August 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’d hit her like a swaddler on an unbridled horse if I may say so
el | August 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
No, maybe it tripples. I’m not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.
oh yeah, she’s all sorts of bomb.com
hey girl heyyyy!
el | August 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
No, maybe it tripples. I’m not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.
oh yeah, she’s all sorts of bomb.com
hey girl heyyyy!
Like Any of You Guys Would Get A Second Look | August 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
lmao@”Definitely hittable”
friendlyfires | August 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
HEY!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
I’M DATING HER!!!
BASTARD – I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE – IN THE BASEMENT OF YOUR EX-MOTHER-IN-LAW’S!
Blah | August 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm
monkeyface. and who the hell would be interested enough in going to her book signing; let alone reading her book (though I did hear she’s a real brainiac; some sort of math whiz or something… but math is gay).
lidiya | August 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm
danica wrote a book called “math doesn’t suck” for girls in elementary math that uses overly-girly examples to keep girly girls’ interest in the subject. or something. i agree with those who say she looks and is awesome.
cranky | August 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
venomhed | August 7, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Ewww, didn’t age well. She looked great when she was a pre-teen, not anymore.
Oh well, life goes on….
tina | August 7, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The fish’s name is kevin?
Kim Lardassian | August 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Looks cute reminds me of my youth.
woodhorse | August 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm
#19 We know that’s you Randall.
Supernetuser | August 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm
She’s got smarts, that’s always good.
tina | August 7, 2008 at 7:57 pm
The fish’s name is kevin?
tina | August 7, 2008 at 7:58 pm
The fish’s name is kevin?
tina | August 7, 2008 at 7:58 pm
The fish’s name is kevin?
lilkutie | August 7, 2008 at 8:03 pm
She kinda resembles a muppet
joe | August 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Nothing resembling a muppet here:
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/danica_mckellar_stuff-2.jpg
roop | August 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I was more of a fan of her sister, Crystal who played Becky Slater. Now that was a fine piece of 15 yr old ass there…I was 17.
Big Bad Johnny | August 7, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Winnie, time to take some lessons from Lily!!!!!! Let them babies hang out!!!!!