Winnie Cooper found! Writing books under the name ‘Danica McKellar’ (Sure. Why not?)

August 7th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Ah, Winnie Cooper, my first love. All those summer days spent swimming, throwing rocks at hippies and participating in other activities that beat you over the head that it’s the 60′s. But those times were never meant to last. Like most young loves, ours’ was doomed from the start. Almost as stinging as learning Paul Pfeiffer wasn’t really Marilyn Manson, I’ll never forget that fateful day Winnie Cooper broke my heart in two, and the words she told me:

“Kevin,” she said. “You know how you do those weird, little monologues in your head? People can hear that shit.”

Awkward!

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  1. sillysalamander

    First Thunder-Cunts!!!
    BOOOYAH!!!

  2. raoulduke357

    Kind of a butter-face. Hot body though, especially in the last pic.

  3. sillysalamander

    2nd mother-bitches!!!

  4. confused

    i wish my penis was the straw in lucky #7. #8 shows the vast extent of her weave

  5. Still a funny looking beeotch.

  6. morga

    she’s aged decently-well

  7. sillysalamander

    yeah #2 , but you know the old sayin’, face down ass up, that’s the way we love to fuck!

  8. Jim S.

    I am so in love all over again… *drool*

  9. Jocco

    she has a weird retarded looking face

  10. liz

    your name is NOT kevin…. ew

  11. Kristin

    I love her. The Wonder Years is one of the best shows. I think she looks gorgeous.

    Lmao @ the “They can hear that shit!”

  12. Shenanigans

    You guys are crazy, she looks great! She’s smokin hot!

  13. sam

    Maybe if she stuck her head in the dryer on high heat for 60 minutes, it wouldn’t be 5 times too big for her body. There’s something going on that’s vaguely…chromosomal.

  14. havoc

    Nice body…..

    .

  15. Tara

    She looks great!

    Although I’m kinda confused about what the heck she’s doing in that dress and those shoes with kids sitting at desks :-/…girls on top of that. Well, maybe there were some boys there…but the tight dress and heels sent them into shock and they had to be removed.

  16. Buck Futter

    My semen’s in that bottle.

  17. literarycritic

    @#13: LMAO

  18. Gardens of the Sinner

    Not only did Ms. McKellar star in a rather interesting TV series back in the day, she’s also a maths genius:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_mckellar

    And, admittedly, she looks pretty good.

  19. Kate

    Wow she’s still beautiful! Like a natural, classic pretty, she’s taken well care of herself and has maintained a dignified beauty.

  20. Ferdinand Narcos

    Smart.Hot.Not a slut.What is there to not love about Ms.McKellar,outside of the fact she’s not sitting on my face as I type this?

  21. Bigheadmike

    I’d give it a shot

  22. Poytu

    I tred to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.

  23. Poytu

    I tried to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.

  24. combustion8

    goofy face.. great body.. I’d paper bag it.

  25. washington

    I dare you to stare at picture #4 for more than a few seconds without laughing. Try it.

  26. Rick

    I think she’s hot! And if she kind of jerks around awkwardly and yells “guh” involuntarily and drools a lot, well sir, that there is the recipe for an outstanding blowjob.

  27. still has the baby fat…

  28. Scott

    Definitely hittable.

  29. scooby

    Wait, Marilyn Manson ISN’T THAT KID? Woahhhhhhhhh… i think I owe someone a hundred bucks. Fuck. I gotta google this.

    I love the water-bottle pictures! She aged great!

  30. Wow, Ms. Winnie has excellent birthing hips

  31. I’d hit her like a swaddler on an unbridled horse if I may say so

  32. el

    Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
    No, maybe it tripples. I’m not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.

    oh yeah, she’s all sorts of bomb.com
    hey girl heyyyy!

  33. el

    Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
    No, maybe it tripples. I’m not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.

    oh yeah, she’s all sorts of bomb.com
    hey girl heyyyy!

  34. Like Any of You Guys Would Get A Second Look

    lmao@”Definitely hittable”

  35. friendlyfires

    HEY!
    LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
    I’M DATING HER!!!

    BASTARD – I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE – IN THE BASEMENT OF YOUR EX-MOTHER-IN-LAW’S!

  36. Blah

    monkeyface. and who the hell would be interested enough in going to her book signing; let alone reading her book (though I did hear she’s a real brainiac; some sort of math whiz or something… but math is gay).

  37. lidiya

    danica wrote a book called “math doesn’t suck” for girls in elementary math that uses overly-girly examples to keep girly girls’ interest in the subject. or something. i agree with those who say she looks and is awesome.

  38. cranky

    I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.

  39. venomhed

    Ewww, didn’t age well. She looked great when she was a pre-teen, not anymore.

    Oh well, life goes on….

  40. tina

    The fish’s name is kevin?

  41. Kim Lardassian

    Looks cute reminds me of my youth.

  42. woodhorse

    #19 We know that’s you Randall.

  43. She’s got smarts, that’s always good.

  44. tina

    The fish’s name is kevin?

  45. tina

    The fish’s name is kevin?

  46. tina

    The fish’s name is kevin?

  47. lilkutie

    She kinda resembles a muppet

  48. roop

    I was more of a fan of her sister, Crystal who played Becky Slater. Now that was a fine piece of 15 yr old ass there…I was 17.

  49. Big Bad Johnny

    Winnie, time to take some lessons from Lily!!!!!! Let them babies hang out!!!!!

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