Have no idea who this is? Of course, you don’t. But now’s your chance to find out!
The makers of She’s Out of Your League are offering a chance to win a date with Whitney Port (The City, The Hills.) Here’s how to enter:
1. Leave a comment with a valid e-mail address by 2/14/2010 explaining how you rate on a scale from 1 to 10.
2. Get your official rating on GetYourRating.com
3. Pray to the lords of chance you’re selected.
Five finalists will be chosen to receive a pair of free tickets to She’s Out of Your League and move on to the second round where they’ll submit videos to compete for a chance at Whitney Port’s hand. (And, no, I’m not insinuating marriage because that’d be a horrible grand prize. Seriously. Who does that?)
Best of Luck.
this is stupid | February 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm
this is stupid. stop having these lame ass advertisements on your site. dumb
misterfister | February 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I would rather puncture my nut sack with a butter knife.
hmna | February 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’d enter but my wife won’t let me.
Shroom | February 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm
She’s too soft, meek and unintresting. Can’t they get someone like Mia Hamm that’s avaliable for a contest?
nuno | February 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm
choose me choose me i am desperado and i need ME ME ME ME I RATE YOU 10 my darling
nuno | February 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
now i get it
you are a 9 and i am a 6 but we can be just 1 without regrets
Rough uncut--well actually... | February 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Why would she be out of my league? cause I post a little less desirable comments on the Fish? erm OK!
She doesnt trike me as someone who does Anal on the first date. Thats 98% of the contestant….
Rough uncut--well actually... | February 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
The 2% are girls
Get Sex Toys | February 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
who?
Rough uncut--well actually... | February 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm
She wants to use unsuspected souls to make herself more famous and rich. Not in my Superficial backyard…
Shangri-La | February 1, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I am obviously a 10. And she would find me irresistable.
Shangri-La | February 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I am obviously a 10. And she would find me irresistable.
double f | February 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm
I’m about a 2 these days. Maybe a 2.5 if i wear an accessory or something
Butta | February 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm
That is a butter-face if I ever saw one.
Richport's Ghost | February 1, 2010 at 4:43 pm
What the fuck is a Windy Whore?
BThatch | February 1, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Who is this? Why do i want to win a date with her? If you are going to try and push traffic to your stupid rating site at least do it with someone i give a damn about
PhillyPhil | February 1, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I am a 4 and she may be a 10 but I will make her feel like a 20, I am a hopeless romantic and a rennaissance gentleman so really my rating should really be higher.
Jeff | February 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Rate myself a 7, I’m a little heavy but am very athletic. Pretty funny guy. Was rated a 6 on getyourrating.com
Andrew | February 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I’m ten because I’m awesome. Was rated 6. Woo.
Hank | February 1, 2010 at 6:31 pm
I am just going to rate myself as a 1 because I never, ever want to go on a date with a chick like this. Her face reads “entitled bitch”. Not my type, thanks anyways…
Hank | February 1, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Also, those glasses are the gayest fashion accessory I have ever seen.
adelaide dancing | February 1, 2010 at 6:50 pm
i got a rating of 4… that quiz is very accurate lol
just sayin' | February 1, 2010 at 7:02 pm
go to any club and you’ll see chicks waaaaaaaaaay hotter. She’s a 6.5/10
scott | February 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm
im like a 6 or 7… better then a pretentious 10.
Alex Pappas | February 1, 2010 at 8:11 pm
this girl is my dream girl. pick me so i can have my dreams shattered when i lose in the finals! it will be epiccccc
Telemarketing Braintrust | February 1, 2010 at 8:24 pm
1-555-NOT-A-CHANCE-LOSER
evan | February 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm
So I actually spent 5 minutes doing this, because through all the years on The Hills and The City, Whitney seems like she’s been one of the few sane ones capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation. I’m sure a large part of that is due to production/editing singling her out, but its always refreshing to root for a genuinely nice person. Personally, I don’t care about quantifying appearances, so I’ll split my difference – 5. Evidently I’m a 6 on the site because I’m not an alcoholic and actually managed to find my own bed last night.
art patamalai | February 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm
I’m a 7 … Whitney’s a 10 … She’s out of my league!
cheap r4 | February 1, 2010 at 11:28 pm
I’d give myself a 9. I feel that I can make a girl laugh and make her feel like she is the reason I was put on this Earth. When I look into her eyes, she will feel safe and the stars will shine as if only for us.
how to get him back | February 1, 2010 at 11:34 pm
I think we guys shouldn’t miss this opportunity. Whitney Port is ready to take the dating world by storm, and she’s giving all types of guys a fair shot at being the lucky man.
Tom | February 1, 2010 at 11:48 pm
My rating is 8.1415926 (that would be a 8 with the awesomely random 7 digits that follow the number 3 in Pi.) Just by making that reference, unfortunately, Whitney Port is out of my league.
But that’s the point right?
I’m a 24-year old graduate student at UCLA at night and entrepreneur during the day, which doesn’t normally leave me a lot of time for dating uber-gorgeous reality TV fashion stars (go figure?).
Growing up I was tall and skinny, so I never thought of myself as a ladies man, but luckily I’ve filled out into an athletic build (not to mention have a killer ability at winning huge stuffed animals carnival games).
I’m a Clark Kent type. Big heart, couldn’t pass for a bad boy if I tried, but luckily my parents blessed me with dimples and great sense of humor, which gets me by.
I would love to be considered.
Tom
*And for the record, I don’t own any Affliction or Ed Hardy T-Shirts, haven’t purchased mega-hold gel since the 7th grade, and do not raise the roof at inappropriate times.
Dank24 | February 2, 2010 at 3:13 am
I would rather get pounded in the ass by Khloe Kardashians cock than go on a date with this Tori Spelling #2. Granted she does have a nice body but that face, oh my god that face.
Doc | February 2, 2010 at 5:23 am
Can I just make the statement that I like Whitney, and she’s a cute, smart and sweet girl… but she is NOT a 10… 8-8.5 at best
jill | February 2, 2010 at 5:36 am
Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.
Gary | February 2, 2010 at 8:14 am
#24 is right on. Great body, nice curves between the waist and hips. The face is below average. I’d still hit it
bmose | February 2, 2010 at 9:24 am
How much would a “Date” normally go for?
David | February 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm
From 1-10, I rate an 8. I’m attractive, hard worker, smart & funny. I’m 25 and successful in my marketing career. I have a bachelors degree in Media Communication with a minor in Music. I have won Battle of the Bands twice at my university. And ran a reading club. Whitney should pick me because I won’t let her down. Thanks.
well thats nice | February 2, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I would motor boat her Hills and go down town in her City.
well thats nice | February 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
oh and i won a geekologie hiku contest! booya
DokterD | February 2, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Nine words regarding why I’m a 9:
Blue collar midwesterner turned Ivy leauge doctor… shy of perfection.
(as exemplified by my failure to use only nine words ;-)
Big T | February 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’m a 10. Pick me.
The rest of you, vote for me and I promise I’ll spend the entire date making her feel as though she doesn’t stand a chance with me. We’ll video tape the entire event, from me interrupting her saying, “Hi! I’m….” with “Where’s the bar? Are you the only chick here?” to the end, where she desperately tries to get me to spend the night with her by throwing her panties at me and stuffing her mobile phone in my jeans.
We have a winner.
TyReLL LeJoHnSoN | February 4, 2010 at 5:59 pm
HeY BaBY, ITs Ya BoY ReLLy.
YoU ALReaDy KnOw iM a DiMe,
So i WRoTe a SoMe EroTiC FiXxXioN 4 u.
i wanna touch
perfect nipples:::
soft lips
smooth skin
nice plump lil booty
long hair
im pullin it by da way
and then… i take u to da room
lay roses on da bed
den i lay u dwn
lay u dwn on da couch first
take off ur top and mine
i grab u n hold u close to me
and whisper in ur ear all da things u WANNA hear
u start to grind on me
and i can tell u startin to heat up from da look in ur eyes
shawty wanna lick me like a lollipop
u start kissin my chest
feelin on my sexxy belly
slowly…
workin ya way dwn
dwn
dwn
belly button
a lil lower
dwn dwn dwn
ahh… yesss… u found it
damn babe, i new u was nasty but DAMN!!!!!
found urself a new bestfriend huh??
u start to blow me like it really IS a lollipop
too much too much
whew u got me breathin hard n shit
ur turn
u already kno we hoppin on da bed 4 dis one…..
i done got u so wett by now
soooooooo
i look up into ur eyes as im kissin from ur ankle to ur inner thigh
slowly gettin closer
and closer
and closer
till..
u grab my head n get me close enough ta taste ya sweet pussy
slow strokes at first
makin my way left/ right
up and dwn and around dat pussy
i spread ur legs so i can get deeper
as im slidin my middle finger in n out
n hittin ur clit every second wit ma wett tongue
ur moans r loud
i can c u biting ur lips
falling faling falling……
u say give it to me
plz….
ur begging
plz baby give it to me
so as ur still on ur back/// i get on top of ya
play wit ya pussy for a lil, rubbin ya clit, rub my dickhead against ur wett pussy
n slide in
ahhhhh!!!!!!
dat first stroke got u good
so u feelin like damn this he got me lovin this
dam rite… im doin ma thing
beatin
pullin around, playin wit ya clit
put it back in
i say damn baby get on top…..
i lay back
let u get on top of me wit ya back facing me
u sit dwn on my dick slowly till u feel comfortable enough ta ride faster
den u do summ freaky shyt n grab my balls n play wit em while u ridin my dick backwards
shit……
got me feelin real gud
u keep ridin n ridin
n ridin n fuckin me
i flip u over
put u on ya knees n get behind u
as im findin ma way inside u, i can feel dat tight pussy grippin ma dick..
whew… im deep inside of dere
i can feel my dickhead hittin yo walls
im tearin dat ass up
i start…
pullin on ur hair
im hittin it hard.. every time i go back in, i go deeper n deeper till u start to crawl away
no no no
stay here n take dis dick
u cnt go nowhere while im fukin u hard n pullin on ur hair::
u look back at me, gimme a lil smirk n say::: keep fuckin me baby’im bout ta cumm all ova ya dick
so i listen n keep doin wat i do… beatin u dwn till ur pussy gets tight around ma dick again n ur breathing gets heavier
n ur moans louder
n u just collapse flat on ur belly while im still fuckin u
im grippin dat ass n smakin it , u love every second of it
im bout ta cumm so i telll u ta turn around n lay back
im grindin n and out of u slowly wen i feel it cummin
so i pull out n bust on ya belly jus how u like it
damn u do me too good
i grab a towel n wipe u down
muah::: n u fall asleep
yup i put u ta bed
lover | February 10, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I love her i’m a 10 pick me!!
TK | February 10, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I think that Whitney Port is adorable.
Fact: I had a sinus infection this weekend and watched two full seasons of The City on mtv.com bc I developed a huge crush on her when she was on The Hills and didn’t know that she had her own show until I was sick and couldn’t leave my apt. for two days (phew!).
Need proof? If our date goes bad I will suggest we “join forces”…..BOOM!!!
I think that my winning combination of good looks and charm put me at a solid 8.
Why choose me? I think Whitney is a babe and like her I am a 24 year old career minded individual who puts others first. Why do I like Whitney, bc she cute as a button and seems really caring and funny.
PICK ME I’LL BE A HIT!!