Win a Date with Whitney Port

this is stupid. stop having these lame ass advertisements on your site. dumb

I would rather puncture my nut sack with a butter knife.

I’d enter but my wife won’t let me.

She’s too soft, meek and unintresting. Can’t they get someone like Mia Hamm that’s avaliable for a contest?

choose me choose me i am desperado and i need ME ME ME ME I RATE YOU 10 my darling

now i get it
you are a 9 and i am a 6 but we can be just 1 without regrets

Why would she be out of my league? cause I post a little less desirable comments on the Fish? erm OK!

She doesnt trike me as someone who does Anal on the first date. Thats 98% of the contestant….

The 2% are girls

who?

She wants to use unsuspected souls to make herself more famous and rich. Not in my Superficial backyard…

I am obviously a 10. And she would find me irresistable.

I am obviously a 10. And she would find me irresistable.

I’m about a 2 these days. Maybe a 2.5 if i wear an accessory or something

That is a butter-face if I ever saw one.

What the fuck is a Windy Whore?

Who is this? Why do i want to win a date with her? If you are going to try and push traffic to your stupid rating site at least do it with someone i give a damn about

I am a 4 and she may be a 10 but I will make her feel like a 20, I am a hopeless romantic and a rennaissance gentleman so really my rating should really be higher.

Rate myself a 7, I’m a little heavy but am very athletic. Pretty funny guy. Was rated a 6 on getyourrating.com

I’m ten because I’m awesome. Was rated 6. Woo.

I am just going to rate myself as a 1 because I never, ever want to go on a date with a chick like this. Her face reads “entitled bitch”. Not my type, thanks anyways…

Also, those glasses are the gayest fashion accessory I have ever seen.

i got a rating of 4… that quiz is very accurate lol

go to any club and you’ll see chicks waaaaaaaaaay hotter. She’s a 6.5/10

im like a 6 or 7… better then a pretentious 10.

this girl is my dream girl. pick me so i can have my dreams shattered when i lose in the finals! it will be epiccccc

1-555-NOT-A-CHANCE-LOSER

So I actually spent 5 minutes doing this, because through all the years on The Hills and The City, Whitney seems like she’s been one of the few sane ones capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation. I’m sure a large part of that is due to production/editing singling her out, but its always refreshing to root for a genuinely nice person. Personally, I don’t care about quantifying appearances, so I’ll split my difference – 5. Evidently I’m a 6 on the site because I’m not an alcoholic and actually managed to find my own bed last night.

I’m a 7 … Whitney’s a 10 … She’s out of my league!

I’d give myself a 9. I feel that I can make a girl laugh and make her feel like she is the reason I was put on this Earth. When I look into her eyes, she will feel safe and the stars will shine as if only for us.

I think we guys shouldn’t miss this opportunity. Whitney Port is ready to take the dating world by storm, and she’s giving all types of guys a fair shot at being the lucky man.

My rating is 8.1415926 (that would be a 8 with the awesomely random 7 digits that follow the number 3 in Pi.) Just by making that reference, unfortunately, Whitney Port is out of my league.

But that’s the point right?

I’m a 24-year old graduate student at UCLA at night and entrepreneur during the day, which doesn’t normally leave me a lot of time for dating uber-gorgeous reality TV fashion stars (go figure?).

Growing up I was tall and skinny, so I never thought of myself as a ladies man, but luckily I’ve filled out into an athletic build (not to mention have a killer ability at winning huge stuffed animals carnival games).

I’m a Clark Kent type. Big heart, couldn’t pass for a bad boy if I tried, but luckily my parents blessed me with dimples and great sense of humor, which gets me by.

I would love to be considered.

Tom

*And for the record, I don’t own any Affliction or Ed Hardy T-Shirts, haven’t purchased mega-hold gel since the 7th grade, and do not raise the roof at inappropriate times.

I would rather get pounded in the ass by Khloe Kardashians cock than go on a date with this Tori Spelling #2. Granted she does have a nice body but that face, oh my god that face.

Can I just make the statement that I like Whitney, and she’s a cute, smart and sweet girl… but she is NOT a 10… 8-8.5 at best

Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

#24 is right on. Great body, nice curves between the waist and hips. The face is below average. I’d still hit it

How much would a “Date” normally go for?

From 1-10, I rate an 8. I’m attractive, hard worker, smart & funny. I’m 25 and successful in my marketing career. I have a bachelors degree in Media Communication with a minor in Music. I have won Battle of the Bands twice at my university. And ran a reading club. Whitney should pick me because I won’t let her down. Thanks.

I would motor boat her Hills and go down town in her City.

oh and i won a geekologie hiku contest! booya

Nine words regarding why I’m a 9:

Blue collar midwesterner turned Ivy leauge doctor… shy of perfection.
(as exemplified by my failure to use only nine words ;-)

I’m a 10. Pick me.

The rest of you, vote for me and I promise I’ll spend the entire date making her feel as though she doesn’t stand a chance with me. We’ll video tape the entire event, from me interrupting her saying, “Hi! I’m….” with “Where’s the bar? Are you the only chick here?” to the end, where she desperately tries to get me to spend the night with her by throwing her panties at me and stuffing her mobile phone in my jeans.

We have a winner.

HeY BaBY, ITs Ya BoY ReLLy.
YoU ALReaDy KnOw iM a DiMe,
So i WRoTe a SoMe EroTiC FiXxXioN 4 u.

i wanna touch

perfect nipples:::

soft lips

smooth skin

nice plump lil booty

long hair

im pullin it by da way

and then… i take u to da room

lay roses on da bed

den i lay u dwn

lay u dwn on da couch first

take off ur top and mine

i grab u n hold u close to me

and whisper in ur ear all da things u WANNA hear

u start to grind on me

and i can tell u startin to heat up from da look in ur eyes

shawty wanna lick me like a lollipop

u start kissin my chest

feelin on my sexxy belly

slowly…

workin ya way dwn

dwn

dwn

belly button

a lil lower

dwn dwn dwn

ahh… yesss… u found it

damn babe, i new u was nasty but DAMN!!!!!

found urself a new bestfriend huh??

u start to blow me like it really IS a lollipop

too much too much

whew u got me breathin hard n shit

ur turn

u already kno we hoppin on da bed 4 dis one…..

i done got u so wett by now

soooooooo

i look up into ur eyes as im kissin from ur ankle to ur inner thigh

slowly gettin closer

and closer

and closer

till..

u grab my head n get me close enough ta taste ya sweet pussy

slow strokes at first

makin my way left/ right

up and dwn and around dat pussy

i spread ur legs so i can get deeper

as im slidin my middle finger in n out

n hittin ur clit every second wit ma wett tongue

ur moans r loud

i can c u biting ur lips

falling faling falling……

u say give it to me

plz….

ur begging

plz baby give it to me

so as ur still on ur back/// i get on top of ya

play wit ya pussy for a lil, rubbin ya clit, rub my dickhead against ur wett pussy

n slide in

ahhhhh!!!!!!

dat first stroke got u good

so u feelin like damn this he got me lovin this

dam rite… im doin ma thing

beatin

pullin around, playin wit ya clit

put it back in

i say damn baby get on top…..

i lay back

let u get on top of me wit ya back facing me

u sit dwn on my dick slowly till u feel comfortable enough ta ride faster

den u do summ freaky shyt n grab my balls n play wit em while u ridin my dick backwards

shit……

got me feelin real gud

u keep ridin n ridin

n ridin n fuckin me

i flip u over

put u on ya knees n get behind u

as im findin ma way inside u, i can feel dat tight pussy grippin ma dick..

whew… im deep inside of dere

i can feel my dickhead hittin yo walls

im tearin dat ass up

i start…

pullin on ur hair

im hittin it hard.. every time i go back in, i go deeper n deeper till u start to crawl away

no no no

stay here n take dis dick

u cnt go nowhere while im fukin u hard n pullin on ur hair::

u look back at me, gimme a lil smirk n say::: keep fuckin me baby’im bout ta cumm all ova ya dick

so i listen n keep doin wat i do… beatin u dwn till ur pussy gets tight around ma dick again n ur breathing gets heavier

n ur moans louder

n u just collapse flat on ur belly while im still fuckin u

im grippin dat ass n smakin it , u love every second of it

im bout ta cumm so i telll u ta turn around n lay back

im grindin n and out of u slowly wen i feel it cummin

so i pull out n bust on ya belly jus how u like it

damn u do me too good

i grab a towel n wipe u down

muah::: n u fall asleep

yup i put u ta bed

I love her i’m a 10 pick me!!

I think that Whitney Port is adorable.

Fact: I had a sinus infection this weekend and watched two full seasons of The City on mtv.com bc I developed a huge crush on her when she was on The Hills and didn’t know that she had her own show until I was sick and couldn’t leave my apt. for two days (phew!).

Need proof? If our date goes bad I will suggest we “join forces”…..BOOM!!!

I think that my winning combination of good looks and charm put me at a solid 8.

Why choose me? I think Whitney is a babe and like her I am a 24 year old career minded individual who puts others first. Why do I like Whitney, bc she cute as a button and seems really caring and funny.

PICK ME I’LL BE A HIT!!