Wilmer Valderrama Dumped Demi Lovato

“Stop looking at me, Chris Hansen.”

With her 20th birthday looming this year, underage face-mauler extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama really didn’t have a choice when it came to dumping Demi Lovato over the weekend. The heart wants what the heart wants, and his just happens to want teenagers. You can’t fight nature! People reports:

A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left,” the former Disney starlet, quoting Marilyn Monroe, re-Tweeted one of her followers early Tuesday morning.
Just minutes after the Tweet that appeared to come out of nowhere, Lovato then posted, “The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

I should probably point out that Wilmer started dating Demi right before she checked into rehab – Just the way he likes them. Besides young. – so I can see how being with a less-impulsive woman with a higher self-esteem doesn’t exactly have the same luster. Had she continued spiraling down a path of self-destruction, they’d still be together, so in a way this is all Demi Lovato’s fault. You broke the man’s heart! HOW COULD YOU?!

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